Veldin: Child Care
Ratchet clutched his ears as the tiny filly continued to wail. Eventually he couldn't take it anymore, and in desperation yelled, "Twilight, stop!"
The tiny filly immediately stopped crying, tilting her head and making a curious sound.
Ratchet blinked. "Huh. Didn't think that would work." He kneeled down by the basket. "So this is your name, then? Twilight Sparkle?"
The filly squeaked in reply. Then her stomach gurgled and her eyes began to wrinkle up again.
"Food!" Ratchet yelled out, running to his fridge. "I've got some steak-no, you're a pony of some sort, you need vegetables. A carrot? No, you're too small, you must be a baby. Milk!" Grabbing the carton of milk, he raced back over to the filly. "Drink up!" he offered, holding the open carton out to her.
She stared at the carton in confusion, then sniffed a bit. She attempted to fit her mouth around the opening eagerly, but it was too wide.
"Right! Glass!" Ratchet dropped the milk onto the bed and raced for the cupboard. "Where do I keep the glasses-wait, I don't have any! What do I-" He paused as he heard happy gurgling.
Turning, he saw that the filly's horn glowed with a purple light. The milk was flowing upwards from the carton with the same color surrounding it, and pouring towards Twilight's mouth in a steady stream as she drank it up. Ratchet stared in absolute silence as he watched, hardly believing what he was seeing. "Well," he whispered, "I'd read some sophonts(1) had telekinetic abilities. She must be one."
At that point, Twilight apparently had finished her milk, and burped happily. The light around her horn suddenly flared, and the milk still in her grip burst into flame and exploded. Twilight giggled at the light show.
Ratchet wiped the cooked milk from his face. "Pretty potent abilities, too." He then opened his eyes wide as the foal's wings began to buzz and she lifted into the air, zipping around his head. "And she can fly too. Great." He proceeded to chase after her, trying to catch her. Twilight continued to giggle as she zipped around until she collided with his bookcase. She fell to the ground, covered in a pile of holo-books. Ratchet braced himself for crying, but was instead greeted with a squeal of delight. Looking back, Ratchet saw Twilight curled on top of the pile of holo-books, with one sitting open as she scanned it, practically cuddling another to her chest. "I guess she likes books, too."
He sat back watching her. "I'm way out of my depth," he muttered. "I really ought to take you into town and see if someone else can care for you..." His voice trailed off as he remembered how the colony had greeted him and his own orphan status. And this time, there was no Nursemaid Bot to take her in. "...I guess that's my job, then," he whispered, pressing the Gadgetron Help Desk Uplink again.
"This is the Gadgetron Help Desk," the voice on the other end began. "How can I assist you today?"
"I've come across a sophont I don't recognize," Ratchet said, using the camera function on the uplink to send the help desk a picture of Twilight. "Anything you can tell me about her?"
There was silence for a time. "Image matching has come up with three possible matches for creature type of the unknown sophont. Two are marked as Old Earth Science/Fantasy. One is marked as Old Earth Children's Fantasy. Which references would you like?"
Ratchet stared. "Nothing outside of Fiction?" he asked plaintively.
"Negative."
He sighed. "What are the two Science/Fantasy references?"
"Flight of the Pegasus, a work scientifically analyzing the flight capabilities of the mythical creature called 'Pegasus', author unknown. Spells of the Unicorn, a work scientifically analyzing the magic abilities of the mythical creature called 'Unicorn'."
Ratchet tilted his head. "How do those match-"
"A Pegasus is described in Old Earth Mythology as a winged equine capable of flight. A Unicorn is described in Old Earth Mythology as a horned Equine capable of magical feats, not the least of which was telekinetic manipulation of their environment."
Ratchet nodded. "Huh." He looked at Twilight. "Guess you must be some sort of crossbreed. How much for those two references?"
"30 bolts per book, plus 20 blots shipping and handling each."
Ratchet nodded. "...what was that third one, marked Children's Fantasy?"
"My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, filed under video media and holo-comic."
"Yeah, that one's not going to help me," Ratchet groaned. "I'll take the two Science/Fantasy ones."
"The charge has been filed to your account. The requested references will arrive in three days. Thank you for your business."
Ratchet turned off the uplink. "Well, Twilight, what are we supposed to do now?"
Twilight held up the book she was holding, and made an entreating sound.
Ratchet chuckled. "I guess you want me to read to you, huh?" As Twilight squeed happily, Ratchet took the book and opened it up. Twilight curled up in his lap where she could see the pages. Putting his finger to the words, he began reading. "The Epic Adventures of Captain Quark: Chapter 1, the Unbelievable Origins..."
Ratchet had gone through seven chapters by the time Twilight had finally fallen asleep, clutching the book to her fuzzy chest. He leaned back as he watched her sleep. "Well, at least I know how to get her to sleep. Better be prepared to see what else I might need to do for her..."
Picking up a notepad and pencil, he began writing out everything he thought she might need based on what he knew so far. He covered everything he could from dietary issues to grooming needs to toilet related issues. He couldn't decide whether she would need diapers or a sandbox. He eventually settled on diapers and toilet training, as he figured it would be easier to invent an automatic diaper changing machine than a sandbox that would stay clean and scentless. He then went down the list and marked off which he could provide for her with his own skills and which he would have to buy.
As he finished totaling up how much he'd have to spend for her, he sighed. "Guess I can kiss saving up for the new game console goodbye," he said to himself. He glanced over to where she was sucking on the corner of the holo-book, and couldn't help but smile. "Then again, I'm sure I'll get plenty of fun out of you, right? Probably won't have time for video games for years..."
He leaned back as he looked at the list again as that settled in on him. He was literally dedicating his entire life to an unknown sophont who had shown up on his doorstep, one that was literally a brand new species as far as the galaxy was concerned. He could probably get into contact with some scientists, hand her over to them, and get enough bolts to have him be set for life whatever his choice of life style and home. Besides, the scientists would probably be able to figure out how to take care of her better...
He actually thought about that for a time. Would she be better off with scientists who cared more about what they could learn from her than her own health and well being? The answer to that was obvious. She'd be best off with someone who would actually care for her.
And right at this moment, that group totaled one.
Sighing, he walked over and covered her up with a blanket, stroking her head. She nuzzled his hand in her slumber. He couldn't help but smile at that. "Don't worry, Twilight," he said softly. "I'll take care of you."
The purple pony smiled in her sleep, curling up tighter to around the book and under the blanket. Ratchet sat back, slowly nodding off as he watched her slumber.
(1) Sophont - a general term for a sapient/sentient alien being. Adopted when the diversity of life in the known universe expanded to include people who were not exactly people, by the traditional definition of person. Borrowed from the Phule's Company novels by Robert Asprin.
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My question is this:
Will Clank appear at all in this story?
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If you have played the "Ratchet and Clank Future" games, that question has been answered.
If not, the answer is a spoiler.
The explanation for this is gonna be a doozy. Obviously it's interdimensional, but what the heck did this?
There seems to be an extra quotation mark after the second "himself"
"Then the lombax swore to take care of the baby alicorn, and that's how Equestria was made!"
"Pinkie... That makes absolutely no sense!"
"Bwahaha! Exploding milk!"
"Well, Ah say it speaks well of this Ratchet feller's character that he took baby Twilight in like that."
"Especially after the colonists had been so mean to him! Leaving him out to starve like that!"
"Well, I think it's very sweet."
RATCHET & CLANK CROSSOVER!!!
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And now that I've read both chapters, hehehehe. Dis gonna be goooooooooood.
Jeez, I haven't read Phule's Company in a long time.
This is awesome, well done!
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Glad to find another fan of those stories.
My favorite characters were Tusk-anini and Flight Leftenant Qual. Along with Beeker.
.....
........ Did I read this right?
..... Is this a Ratchet & Clank Romance Crossover? ......
............. Okay- WHO ARE YOU- AND WHY DO YOU SHARE MY CHILDHOOD??? Like- seriously! First Teen Titans- Then TF2- and now R&C ?! XD
You are writing every mlp crossover that I would have been capable of thinking of when I was 12. Only- with the actually English capability of a professional writer. Keep it up man! XD
PS So- what next? Megas XLR ??? X3
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Why does everyone assume this is a romance crossover? Where's the Romance tag?
And I actually have been considering an MLP/Megas XLR crossover. Just not sure how to do it.
Oh. I assumed so because A) Tara Strong also voiced one of Ratchet's past love interests in the games- involved the daughter of an adventurerer who's name eludes me. and B) I was hoping for an actual Clank And Twilight conversation- the two being complete nerds and all..... Also- Please don't say you swapped out Clank for Twilight.... I'm still reading it.
....... I was kidding about MEGAS XLR.... You and I should Pm later tomorrow- when I'm on my laptop. I'd love to help you figure it out.... If you'd like me too of course. It'd be AWESOME if you could make that. Although I like A good story- I'm better at coming up with ideas, then putting them on paper.
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A) Talwyn Apogee was voiced by Tara Strong? Huh, that's going to be interesting later on.
B) Here, Ratchet is raising Twilight. Of course there's going to be some nerdy conversations between them.
And I'll look forward to PMing over the Megas XLR one.
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...... Did Twilight Test the Dimensional Spell On HERSELF Now? XD I'm Trying not to think about how this looks familiar- but I can't help myself. X3 It WOULD account for the wings since Twilight was born a unicorn and whatnot- if she traveled through Dimensions AGAIN - and turned herself into a magical Alicorn Foal.
A ) I know right? I only just recently learned that myself. However- if you play the game again abd listen to her- you can immediately tell it's her.
B ) GOOD. Clank was always my favorite Character of the Two, since he was always the smart-alec robot, with the good sense of humor. (Plus- who could ever forget secret agent Clank? XD )
As do I - I'm a bit of a RAM processor if you get what I mean. I know a lot of things when it comes to the stuff I like, it's all just a bit random and lost on me though, until I - or someone else- is in need it again. X3
The milk was flowing up ward
with three possible matches fro creature type
1. Upwards, one word.
2. For.
Now time to just wonder how much this will actually diverge from the main verse... And how far it'll go since well... Ratchet saved the galaxy at least 4 times (though one of them was more like a jail break).
I also have to wonder what would happen if Twilight met Captain Qwark, would he try to make her his honorary sidekick? We shall see... I had a lonely childhood where I played R&C:Going Commando, Up Your Arsenal and Gladiator with all weapons to 99... The Weapon Mods, they are just too numerous!
Discord, Q and Deadpool would be proud.
5137260 Indeed. Also...
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So Ratchet screwed himself royally, because MLP: FiM is where Twilight Sparkle was.
YAY!
MY SIDES! THEY'RE IN ORBIT NOW!
This story really reminds me of the games, what with the comedy and puns'n'stuff.
just loled so hard i can see his deadpan stare at the screen as he said that
oh you just missed out know who she is
Yeah, that one's not going to help me," Hilarious that it actually would.
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She also voiced Coach Rock in Little Big Planet 3... sackboy is cutest sack
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her name is towlin (I think I spelled that right)
Narrative Irony, oh how I love thee!
Oh wow! Been years since I read Phule"s Company. Thanks for stirring the memory.
JUST BUY IT LIKE ME I BUY ALL THE SHEIT THEY HAVE IN GADGETRON....well except the first Rip. You. for a New. One.....never got the bolts for that......... but i did get the "radio" controlled missile.....which awfully enough looks like a toaster......
Oh, the damn irony. It's hilarious.
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It just occurred to me that between Trixie's age magic and Discord's interdimensional portals, this scenario is entirely plausible with Equestrian magic as we know it. That scares me a little.
6075321 for all we know it was Twilight herself, messing up another old spell in her lab (oh u know she built a lab in the new castle, it would be illogical to think that she wouldnt...)
again, not entirely true.
if he only knew. If he only knew.
Tatsurou is trying to kill us all, no one should ever be responsible for so many feelz related heart attacks!
6075321 Just throw in some memory suppressor spells in there as well and TADA!!!
5865106 They left out the coloring books and toys, though.
DAH! GAH!
RRRRRAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!! 
I Hate You So Much Right Now.
Universe:
Author you're evil to Ratchet. How could you????
But seriously it's hilarious mistake on Ratchets part.
Only three books? Isn't there a wealth of media and information on Unicorns and Pegasi? Hell, pretty sure you kill Pegasi in God of War, so that should have popped up.
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I KNOW RIGHT!!!!
I find it humourous how this universe acknowledges the existence of MLP.
Orvus was right: this IS gonna be fun...
Ok, i'm sorry, but i had to stop reading and comment at this point:
due to an extended fit of laughter and almost suffocating due to extreme laughter. Tats, you are one magnificent bastard. I just.. Hehe.. I'm guessing as i read through, it's going to become more apparent that he should of taken that one instead?
At first when you used 'sophont' I thought you were misspelling savant. Thank you for the clarification /)
Hahahaha! That part was really funny!
7077985 Metta as heck! I mean, dang! This isn't TF2 Engy seeing a future TV show; this is canon material! (Canon to story.)
so he automatically thinks of automation for the tasks? a man after my own heart