• Member Since 26th Feb, 2014
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kudzuhaiku


She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.

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LELELELELELv:yay::trollestia::moustache:

Jesus, H, J, Christ. I'm bugging out.

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Bugging out? Over what if I may ask.

4178778 Everything, my brain just noped like a pro at the sudden realisation of everything I just read. Sorry mate, it's probably awesome, just not my thing.

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Excellent... Please, have a seat on the sofa. Tell me more about these "nopes."

**Tents fingers**

You can trust me, I am a psychology student.

Any more coming? :pinkiesmile:

4179104

Of course. I predict a wet sloppy finish.

Uh-huh... Uh-huh... Yeah. So far so goo-
OH GREAT GATSBY!!! HAAALY SHIIEETTT!
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MAYDAY! MAYDAY! MAAAAYDAAAAAY!!!!!!

4181002

Sigh. I actually toned down the last chapter.

The original version had sheathing... Where the urethra was stretched out and enlarged enough for a strap on to be stuffed down the urethral opening of the penis.

I stuck with sounding instead. :raritydespair::raritycry:

4178986 One, the tits; two, the bondage; three, the fact I read it to the second chapter without pressing the big ol' trusty 'X' button. This just really isn't my thing.

4182439

If it is any consolation, the worst is over, the more comedic elements are coming, and there should be a few awkward laughs. :twilightoops:

4182451 Ah, if you're lying, then I'll be crying.

4182453

Well, there is a part coming with Zecora... As evidenced by the character list.

There might be a little fondling and squeezing, but the night shall last forever stuff is gone.

The sore ass remains for quite some time though. :rainbowlaugh:

Oh my gosh, this is beautiful.
BEAUTIFUL!
Oh, and also: BOOBIES!
Heü-heü-heü-heü-heü-heü! :pinkiecrazy:

Hoooly crap, this is some weird fetish stuff here! xD
Too bad i have seen weirder stuff in he depths of the internet, höhöh.
But now, I'ld like to see more.
With longer scenes and better details.

Gosh, my mind is effed up...

-Zeph

Hey, that story's funny. Wonder what's gonna–

Rape. Out of fucking nowhere. Great :facehoof:

Well, I'm out. Have fun guys.

4192076

More like a surprise snuggle struggle with a side of extra huggle.

:rainbowlaugh: what? giving birth through his dick thats gonna suck major balls and yes i think there should be a sequel involving the CMC

“That is exactly what I wanted to hear.” Luna said with a cackle. “There are three little fillies that call themselves the Cutie Mark Crusaders. I have been in their dreams. They have caught my fancy.”

...Wow.

This thing turned dark rather fast.

Was a rapist pedophile Luna who hunts her next victims trough dreams and using cohorts really necessary? :pinkiesick:

4207214

Ehh...

Slightly better than trying to destroy the world, I guess? :raritydespair:

4207928

World domination though making stallions effectively useless in combat, due to sore saggy teats.

And just to sooth the rustled feathers, I didn't actually plan on the CMC being diddled by Nightmare Moon.

I was thinking about all three of them turning horribly evil and trying to get cutie marks in new and horrible ways by exploiting, hurting, and possibly even killing other ponies.

But that is spoiler territory ain't it?!

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:twilightoops:

...I'll just dig a deeper hole the more comments I make about this, won't i?

4208279

Well, it is a really good plan when you think about it. Imagine, the entire royal guard suddenly rendered ineffective, sloshing and squirting milk everywhere, slipping and sliding, unable to effectively enter combat. And now that she's perfected the magic, add to the teat lugging a side dose of morning sickness in every stallion in Equestria.

Nightmare Moon wins. Celestia GTFO! :trollestia:

What has been seen, cannot be unseen.
Why did I read this at 1:23 AM?

WHY???

-Zeph

Dark as fuck.... tagged as random comedy.... fuck you, your story, and your computer. Story downvoted, author blacklisted.:ajbemused: I hope you one day share a cell with Bubba the Nostril Rapist.:pinkiesick:

I don't even wat

This was surprisingly entertaining to read. A new chapter would be in mighty need.

This needs a dark tag.

Rape, forced mpreg, Luna being Nightmare Moon in disguise, and the threat to corrupt the CMC (and it really does sound in context like a threat to rape them, though I'll take your word for it that it was corruption she was after)... this is some dark shit.

Yeah, it's still weirdly funny, too, but dark comedy is still dark. Give it a more accurate tag, please.

wat if i told you
WAT

Not much else to add

4239788 If it makes you feel any better, I finished this at 1:27 my time :/

Well. I have no one else to blame but me for reading this.

Despite there being rape, this wasn't bad. I had moments where I was shocked into laughter.

Still, stuff with young CMC is too much for me

4483379

She only wanted to corrupt them. There would have been a sequel, but, meh.

Evil CMC would have been teh funneh.

4483388
I should have known you wouldn't do anything like that.

Evil CMC would be very interesting. Would they be incompetently evil?

4483466

Yes. Trying to get evil cutie marks and always failing. But badly screwing up other's ponies lives permanently and taking away their ability to use their talents.

Like Applejack paralysed from the middle down, unable to applebuck trees. Rarity blinded, unable to be a fashion designer. Pinkie Pie burned beyond recognition and ponies puking at the sight of her, making it impossible to throw parties. Stuff like that. Oh, and Rainbow Dash losing one of her wings to a terrible campfire accident where a flaming marshmallow gets flung and lands on her wing.

The sequel was scrapped.

This is some of the most random shit i've ever read. What started off as something posibly funny turned into random freak fettish.

Omg that bucking ending:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

So uh.. there was definitely some rocks someplace. And teats. And milk too. It was okay I guess?

4184629 where'd you get your username?

On a different note that was the randomest, kinkyest, rapeyest (yes i know its not a word) plot twist ever!!!

Heehee plot twist...get it??? Cause shes twisting in his- oh nevermind!!!

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I got my username long ago, back in the beginning of 2011, thanks to a name creator.
No, I'm not that Zephyr, that one is younger than me.
I'm the first Zephyr of the site, #611, if I'm not mistaken.

-Zeph

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The one people usually mistake me with?
Well, that's actually two. One is from the pony anthology vids, the other is from a successful story. Still, not me.
Is it clear, or do you need more info?

I've just realized i need more Trixie

...wow. "That escalated quickly." :derpyderp1:

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