• Published 3rd Apr 2014
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Teats Or GTFO! - kudzuhaiku



A heckler pokes fun at the Great and Powerful Trixie during a show. It is a terrible mistake.

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4192076

More like a surprise snuggle struggle with a side of extra huggle.

:rainbowlaugh: what? giving birth through his dick thats gonna suck major balls and yes i think there should be a sequel involving the CMC

“That is exactly what I wanted to hear.” Luna said with a cackle. “There are three little fillies that call themselves the Cutie Mark Crusaders. I have been in their dreams. They have caught my fancy.”

...Wow.

This thing turned dark rather fast.

Was a rapist pedophile Luna who hunts her next victims trough dreams and using cohorts really necessary? :pinkiesick:

4207125

Nightmare Moon.

4207214

Ehh...

Slightly better than trying to destroy the world, I guess? :raritydespair:

4207928

World domination though making stallions effectively useless in combat, due to sore saggy teats.

And just to sooth the rustled feathers, I didn't actually plan on the CMC being diddled by Nightmare Moon.

I was thinking about all three of them turning horribly evil and trying to get cutie marks in new and horrible ways by exploiting, hurting, and possibly even killing other ponies.

But that is spoiler territory ain't it?!

4208271

:twilightoops:

...I'll just dig a deeper hole the more comments I make about this, won't i?

4208279

Well, it is a really good plan when you think about it. Imagine, the entire royal guard suddenly rendered ineffective, sloshing and squirting milk everywhere, slipping and sliding, unable to effectively enter combat. And now that she's perfected the magic, add to the teat lugging a side dose of morning sickness in every stallion in Equestria.

Nightmare Moon wins. Celestia GTFO! :trollestia:

What has been seen, cannot be unseen.
Why did I read this at 1:23 AM?

WHY???

-Zeph

Dark as fuck.... tagged as random comedy.... fuck you, your story, and your computer. Story downvoted, author blacklisted.:ajbemused: I hope you one day share a cell with Bubba the Nostril Rapist.:pinkiesick:

I don't even wat

This was surprisingly entertaining to read. A new chapter would be in mighty need.

This needs a dark tag.

Rape, forced mpreg, Luna being Nightmare Moon in disguise, and the threat to corrupt the CMC (and it really does sound in context like a threat to rape them, though I'll take your word for it that it was corruption she was after)... this is some dark shit.

Yeah, it's still weirdly funny, too, but dark comedy is still dark. Give it a more accurate tag, please.

wat if i told you
WAT

4239788 If it makes you feel any better, I finished this at 1:27 my time :/

Despite there being rape, this wasn't bad. I had moments where I was shocked into laughter.

Still, stuff with young CMC is too much for me

4483379

She only wanted to corrupt them. There would have been a sequel, but, meh.

Evil CMC would have been teh funneh.

4483388
I should have known you wouldn't do anything like that.

Evil CMC would be very interesting. Would they be incompetently evil?

4483466

Yes. Trying to get evil cutie marks and always failing. But badly screwing up other's ponies lives permanently and taking away their ability to use their talents.

Like Applejack paralysed from the middle down, unable to applebuck trees. Rarity blinded, unable to be a fashion designer. Pinkie Pie burned beyond recognition and ponies puking at the sight of her, making it impossible to throw parties. Stuff like that. Oh, and Rainbow Dash losing one of her wings to a terrible campfire accident where a flaming marshmallow gets flung and lands on her wing.

The sequel was scrapped.

Omg that bucking ending:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

So uh.. there was definitely some rocks someplace. And teats. And milk too. It was okay I guess?

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I got my username long ago, back in the beginning of 2011, thanks to a name creator.
No, I'm not that Zephyr, that one is younger than me.
I'm the first Zephyr of the site, #611, if I'm not mistaken.

-Zeph

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The one people usually mistake me with?
Well, that's actually two. One is from the pony anthology vids, the other is from a successful story. Still, not me.
Is it clear, or do you need more info?

Why would you make this?
It's not particularly bad, but... Give me a warning at least!
Go away boner, you're not wanted here!

Comment posted by mcfallen deleted Dec 13th, 2016
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