Bonus Epilogue
Within the royal bedroom of Princess Celestia, with the gossamer curtains gently waving in the breeze from the balcony doors, the sun was shining in. All over the bedroom, it was decorated to be bright and sunny, with gold, white and occasional orange accents. Upon the grand bed, bigger than even a King-sized bed, two figures lay sitting up against the many pillows.
Celestia lay snuggled in the arms of her lover, the very man of Chaos himself, Discord. She gently raked her fingers along his bare chest, occasionally planting kisses along the skin.
While Discord was, and would always be, a being of chaos, that did not mean he was always chaotic in the same sense others may think. To be truly unpredictable, he had to be what no one would expect in every single situation, and as such, what would people think to see him with Celestia? They would expect him to be wild, driving her mad with his antics. But in expecting that, if he did it, would that not be following a set rule set in the minds of others? And as a Spirit of Chaos, he could not be what others expected of him. After all, you can never fully predict chaos.
Raising a hand up, Discord snapped his fingers, and a single red rose appeared in his palm. He twirled it in between his fingers on the stem, completely devoid of thorns, before offering it to the Princess of Sun with a coy smirk. “You know, Tia, one of these days someone is going to wonder why you keep me here in the castle so much.”
Giving a smile, Celestia took the rose in her fingers, her hand brushing his, “Let them wonder, darling… I think even they could use a little excitement.”
“Oh, I love it when you talk like that,” Discord replied with a hushed voice as he toyed with Celestia’s hair. “Wait, wait, wait! I wrote you a poem.”
“A poem?” Celestia batted her eyelashes as she kissed his shoulder, “Do share, my dear.”
“All right then,” Discord sat up a bit, clearing his voice, “Roses are red; violets are blue-” he stopped, snickering to himself, “I’m sorry! Couldn’t help myself. Let me be serious… As the Sun rises in the East, so does the breaking dawn of my love begins. As the Sun sets in the West, I am overwhelmed with a burning desire. A desire locked deep down inside. One that cannot be concealed anymore. I long for one sweet kiss to quench my thirst; I long for one tender touch that will last a lifetime. At the end of it all… you are my deepest desire, for I love you not today, nor tomorrow, but forever… How’s that?”
Touched, Celestia smiled all the more and angled herself up to meet his lips in a sweet kiss. She cuddled up against him, deepening it. Moments like this, though unexpected, never failed to show a deeper, more sensitive side of his heart. He had many ways of expressing his love to her, be it something silly, a silent gesture, or being poetic. Celestia cooed against his lips appreciatively, running a hand through his two-toned hair.
“Discord,” she whispered lovingly, “I can never express the wondrous words you bring to my heart. But you succeeded wonderfully, in surprising me. I loved it…”
With a deep chuckle, Discord scratched his head, “If you liked that, wait until you start using the internet and Googling our names! Now, that will be a surprise for you.”
Giggling, Celestia pushed him down onto the bed and climbed on top of him, her multi-toned hair creating a curtain around their faces. “What a fun surprise that will be…”
“Just be careful about what sites you go to. There are some real sickos out there on the Net,” Discord advised her with a toothy grin.
“I’ll take my chances,” Celestia purred. “With you at my side, I can’t imagine what would take me down beyond here.”
Discord hushed Celestia with finger to her lips, “Now, now, Sunshine, be careful about what you say because this would be about the time something would happen and ruin the mood.”
“I stand corrected,” Celestia twirled the hair of his goatee playfully, “Although your little chaotic friend seems to want some attention…”
“Oh, Tia, you know just how to make something sinful sound angelic,” Discord sighed happily, letting himself lay motionlessly for a moment. “You really should consider a career in politics.”
Giving a smirk, Celestia rose her nightgown, “I try, my love… I try.”
With his eyes starting to grow wide and his grin unfaltering, Discord replied, “I love my life.”
Leaning in to kiss him once more, what Celestia didn’t count on was the black smoke that erupted before her eyes. Literally.
“Oh!” Celestia uttered in surprise, falling onto her side of the bed.
“Oooh, a letter!” Discord shot up from the bed, almost completely forgetting what he was doing and focusing solely on the floating parchment. It was a black letter sealed with a crimson ribbon. Of course, Discord’s first reaction was much more simplistic, “Is it from that student of yours, Tia? She really knows when to pick a good time to send one!”
Without wasting a second of time, he reached for the letter only to have it pulled away from him. Annoyed, he attempted again with the same result. Leaping out of the bed, he tried to pounce the letter only to touch it and be flung upside down and be set face first into the floor.
“Wait… My common sense is tingling,” Discord mumbled into the carpet. “That is, with beyond a shadow of a doubt, a letter from Alucard!”
Eyes wide, Celestia seemed to lose all colour in her face, “Oh, dear. I can only imagine what his letter is going to say.”
“Then let me read it!” Discord shouted as she sprung up from the floor at the letter again and once more was flung back to the bed, landing between Celestia’s legs, “... Actually, I think you should read it.”
The compromising position didn’t help. Celestia blushed and shook her head, “It must be meant for you to read.”
Lifting himself up, Discord gave her a deadpan expression, “Oh yes, the letter that won’t let me touch it must be for me… Tia, you know how that man is! Just take the letter!”
Exhaling, Celestia did so. Sure enough, the letter stopped moving and seemed immobile. Like any other letter. It had been true, the letter was meant for her. “All right then, dear. I’ll read it.”
She opened it up, dreading what it could possibly say.
Dear Tia,
How have you been after all these years? Then again, you haven’t aged in, what? A thousand years or so? I must say, you still look lovely. Ah, but this is not a letter about that. Or is it? Oh, I’ll let Discord fret over that. But no, this is a letter of thanks.
The funds you set me all that time ago has finally paid off, and I opened the bar I always told you about. I even used the name you picked for the place: The Poison Apple. I’m pretty sure with Dissy’s short attention span, he’s yet to tell you about the place. Well, now you know.
As fate would have it, one of your Elements of Harmony works as my bartender. She’s a good worker and you really should consider praising Fluttershy more often from inner strength. Not only that, but the other night, I had all six of them in the bar. A nice bunch of girls, really. But do Twilight Sparkle a favor and give her more free time. Something tells me she’s about to find out what happens after friendship transcends to something else for herself firsthand.
Speaking of which, I hope you don’t mind, but it might be a little bit before you hear from any of them. They had a wild night here. Not only that, but I’m thinking of expanding this place into a club at one point. Maybe a resort if I get the funding… Care to help?
I’m only teasing, Tia. You’ve done more for me than I can ever repay you for. So, I want to extend an offer to you. Come to bar, bring your sister and Discord too if you like. It’ll be like old times! Well, not exactly like old times, but close enough. I’ve even come up with a drink especially for you, in honor of your splendor. I’m thinking of calling it the Sunlight Eclipse and I’d love to see what you think of it.
Oh, and don’t worry about paying for anything. For you, the drinks are always on the house.
With love and blood,
Alucard
Eyes wide, Celestia was not at all sure what to make of the letter. Especially since it involved her beloved student, Twilight Sparkle, and her friends. That alone made her a bit concerned and yet curious. What had happened? Especially with Fluttershy, of all ponies, working in such a bar? She had no idea what to think about that. Had she missed something?
Biting her lip, she lowered it onto her lap, having no response at the moment.
Discord, however, who had been reading the letter over Celestia’s shoulder the entire time, grabbed her by the waist and hugged her tightly, “Oh, I love that guy! Kinda. Sometimes… But he has the best ideas! Tia, we should go! You’d love it there because no one would be able to tell you’re you! Oh, oh! We can ever take Luna to her first bar!”
“I… I don’t know…” Celestia frowned in hesitation, biting her lip.
Leaning over her more to try to take the letter away from her, Discord chuckled in his silly tone, “Oh, come on, Princess! We’ve known him long enough to trust him. He’s trickster, he’s a flirt, he’s cunning, manipulative, twisted, has a sick sense of humour, likes dark stuff, and got you drunk after knowing him for ten minutes! He’s a good guy, kinda… not really. But he means well! Sometimes. And Luna would love the place! She might even meet someone~”
Naturally, it didn’t sound very encouraging. Celestia sighed, shaking her head, “I really don’t think Luna would appreciate that.”
“Don’t be such a stick in the mud,” Discord laughed, almost pushing Celestia onto all fours trying to snag the letter, “She’s the Princess of the Night. It’s a place for the creatures of the night. And can you really say it would be bad if Ally stopped flirting with you and moved onto, say, your sister?”
“No,” Celestia flat out said, letting go of the letter.
Discord missed the grab and did knock Celestia onto her hands, “Please? Think of the benefits! I’ll finally not have to fight with him every time I see him! You could rest easy knowing if you step down, Equestria will have a good set of rulers!”
“Darling, unless you’re planning to mount me, could you please move?” Celestia murmured, “And I don’t trust him around Luna.”
“I won’t move until you agree to take us!” Discord said confidently, laying on her a bit, “And what’s not to trust? Just because he’s into dark stuff doesn’t even mean he’ll like Luna! Maybe. And plus, when was the last time you got drunk?”
Celestia sighed a bit, “A long time ago. I don’t like getting drunk. You know that. The last time it happened, I woke up with…. you… in my bed…” She blushed, realizing how she’d made it sound favourable.
Discord grinned at Celestia, giving her a kiss on the cheek, “And you were so fun that night! In a way, he brought us together by getting you drunk! Oh, don’t forget the entire night you were dancing and singing that ‘Viva la Vida’ song! Like he said in the letter, it’ll be just like old times!”
“...Yes… old times…” Celestia murmured.
“Just say yes!” Discord shouted with glee, “Say yes and I’ll… I’ll, uh… I’ll propose!”
Eyes gleaming, Celestia felt herself smile. “Darling… would you?” She asked hopefully.
Shifting his eyes around with a blush, Discord sat up with his hand on her hips, “Uh, Sure! Why not? I’ll even get you an engagement choker made of stars.”
“Discord…” Celestia cooed, feeling more like an excited schoolgirl, “Yes! We’ll go! We’ll all go together!”
With a loud shout, Discord threw his hand up, “Yes! Yes! Yes!”
Feeling a certain hardness rub against her, Celestia moaned gently and shuddered, “Ooh Discord, getting excited again, are you…”
“Only for you, Sunshine!” Discord grinned down at her, running his hands down Celestia’s back to her hips.
There was a swift knocking before the door flew open.
“Tia! For goodness sake, some of us need sleep during the day!” Princess Luna shouted, “Will you keep it do-OH!”
Squealing in surprise, Celestia nearly fell flat on her bed, “Luna! This isn’t what it looks like!”
Looking between the two sisters with a truly contemplative expression, Discord smiled with glee at Celestia, “No, it’s exactly what it looks like, Tia.”
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the summary seems interesting except for the same sex pairing. i didn't even read it. i'm not downvoting it or critisizing it.
everyone has their favs and preferances. this is just not mine
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Then why did you even comment in the first place? If you weren't going to read it, why even feel the need to tell me? I'm sorry, but if I see something I don't want to read, I don't go out of my way to tell the author that I'm not going to. Justified reason or not, that's just pointless and above all, kind of rude.
If you're not going to read it, fine. I'm not offended nor am I about to pressure you. But do me a favour and don't tell me so. Because in all perfect honesty, I don't care. I want feedback from someone having read the story, not their opinion on why they don't want to read it.
I'm sorry it's not your cup of tea, but that's not my problem.
uh huh...you're not gonna get very many friends with an attitude like that if you can't take blunt honsety.
3795379 I can take blunt honesty. If you had read the story, then told me why you didn't care for it and offered constructive criticism, I would have been more than glad to take what you said into account.
But just because you're being honest doesn't mean you're making something useful with it. You don't like what this story contains, again, that's fine. I don't mind. But I don't need to know about it if you're not going to read it. It's pointless, that's my problem.
I don't mind your honesty. My problem with your comment was that you didn't even read my story and didn't even have anything to say about it aside from what you already don't like about it.
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I have to admit I'm puzzled that you bothered to comment. I mean good for not downvoting simply because it's against your preferences but why'd you bother with commenting?
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Pearl, may I call you Pearl? I think you're missing the point. What you did can be interrupted as being rude yourself. There's a rather large difference between be bluntly honest and being rude to certain part of the fandom. I could say, "You're a homophobic" and say this me being "bluntly honest" about my take on your attitude. Now, if I did that, am I being rude to you?
If say anything other than "yes," you're wrong. If I said that, it not only rude, it's showing bias in myself and I, myself, am not like that. I happen to dislike stories about the pairing AppleDash and FlutterMac, but I neither looks for nor comment on them. Why would I though? When you have a story, you're asking if people like the content of you sexual preferences in it. You ask for thoughts on plot, word choice, and your writing style.
Now, I'll be honest once more and say if you dislike this story, please direct it at me as this was mostly my story idea. NG (NintendoGal55) is actually a sweet person and was a lot of fun to work with, so see you speak ill of her attitude, especially when you said you she can't blunt honesty, was bad. If anything, she was being "bluntly honest" about her opinion of your choice to comment about not the plot, the writing, or even bothering to read it at all, you choose to talk about how you will not be reading it all over your preference.
It falls onto whether you should or should not say something and how to say this.
This... has been very long winded, hasn't it? XD I guess what I mean is, if you don't like this type of story, don't bother commenting on it and giving the writer a false sense of joy. Remember, we write to make others happy, not to hear people tells us "I won't be reading it." I won't lie, when I saw there was comment, I was excited thinking you would give us feedback on something or spotted something we missed. And instead, it's a falsehood.
Um... in closing, I mean you no hate and I respect you for your opinion, but please remember that by leaving a comment like "the summary seems interesting except for the same sex pairing. i didn't even read it," is criticizing it.I hope this was informative and I do apologize for harshness, but it was something that I felt needed to be said.
This was a fun read.
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That Dislestia...
I really like the end line. Discord... oh dear.
I think you also made the best troll friendship report ever
Good job.
Well this song is awesome and needs to be here XP
Anyways...(clap clap clap clap clap) very well done you two. Flutterdash, oh sorry I mean Batterdash is so enjoyable, especially since our vamp Flutters is getting some kinky fun with a... Werewolf Dashie?, that's just so sexy
...*coughs* uh moving on
Alucard, wow what fun guy, really I don't know if he's based on a specific alucard or just a classic vampire being more fun, but either way, whichever one of you two made this character, he's my number one favourite Alucard. For some reason I read all his dialogues in Vincent Price's voice, I just felt like it.
The Poison Apple?, my kind of place, and I imagine anyone would wish that such place would exist in real life. I've never really been to any gothic pubs but I hope to someday. The Poison Apple shall be to me, the defining pub of gothic atmosphere, I speak for the one in Shrek 2 as well.
Hmm?, maybe this story deserves some fan art. I could do it like I did with Two Hearts Fall Apart, but we'll see what happens, if that's okay with you of course.
I guess I should congratulate Cure more than NG, but that'd be really unfair to my favourite writer and woman on the internet. You did help after all, so to both of you, thank you so much for making this, I had lots of fun reading
Man, I feel like praised this story a bit too much, sorry if it seems that way to you, but I really can't find anything wrong with this one. It's really good to me!
3796224 Oh look at that, NG's a meme...wait what?!
OK great story, I simply loved it some, there were some ooc, but that was kind of the point of the story, putting them in situation where they are strongly influenced. The funny thing is that I didn't noticed the Human tag when clicked on the first chapter so I was a bit confuse at the start. And i thing you should put an hyperlink in your notes at the start of the second chapter to the story your referring to, it would help us who didn't read that story do so.
3797045 It totally matches the beginning of the first chapter.
I was wondering if someone was goanna up that song here.
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It was the first song that I listened to when I read this, so I guess someone had to post it. Like I said, it's an awesome song and the title demands that it be here. 
AMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAZING :DDD
cant wait for more :D
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I couldn't tell you why, really... but we were considering on telling everyone who killed Laura Palmer if we did a sequel to this (Hint: it was BOB
). Ah, I love Twin Peaks...
Oh, and thank you for noting my longer comment. And yes, the story did drift off into that after a while did it not? We were having just a bit too much fun with it... 
So this story was absolutely fan-freaking-tastic. If you were to turn this into a series (starting with Luna, Celestia, and Discord's trip of course) I would love you 2 forever.
The best flutterbat story I've seen in a long time. Most Flutterbat ficd on here are pretty bad, thanks to that stupid ass contest on equestria daily,so it's a real treat to see something of actual quality.
Twas good. Very good. A like and a fave good. Yeah, that good. I've been a fan forever, but I just now have an account, so ya! Love how you played this, everything seemed so smooth and we'll paced, I just loved it!
And now I like Alucard. He is awesome.
Oh! And does anyone have good advice for a new writer?
Wish I was there with ya,
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4140217 We are, actually.
3795359>>3795379 KEK
Well, flutterbat and wolf rainbow (Weredash? Rainbow wolf? im not good at names like that.) have become my favourite pair all over again. Flutterdash was already was favourite, but the supernatural version is even better.
I very much enjoyed this story. I really like Flutterbat and I'm kinda sad that there aren't very many good Flutterbat stories. I especially liked Alucard who, in my opinion, was like the God of Shipping in this story. I've also never thought about it before, but to me it makes perfect sense that Rainbow Dash would be a Werewolf, with her being the Element of Loyalty and dogs/wolves generally being loyal.
All that aside, I did spot some typos in this story and I would be happy to point them out if you would like.
Yay! Everyone gets a happy ending!
3825300 So, are you doing a sequel???
7157517 That has no semblance of 'werewolf' anywhere in it. If anyones Rapidash it's twi.
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Can I hope for a sequel?? I also was expecting a morning after scene for all the couples.... Applejack clearly made it obvious that she wouldn't have told Rarity she was in love with her had she been sober, so I really wanted to know how the response in the morning between those two went.... like, really really really badly!!!
Also... I know Rainbow is cool with it, but if the werewolf thing is permanent, isn't that a tad fucked up of Alucard to just change someone like that without asking first??? I'd be pretty pissed if someone changed me into some supernatural being without at first telling/asking me if I was interested... also, wasn't aware until the end there that I guess Flutterhy is always batlike now? I thought it was only at night....
I liked the story, I just want more on the others lol ;) so I'm hoping for a sequel...
Hulrrrrrgh!
I wish there was more...extended scene of Flutters and Dash in bed :D