Celestia has been destroying the world with her barrier and humanity believes they have truly no hope left but as the most joyful time of the year approaches the children of the world send their letters to a man who can great any wish if they have been good. And they all have been very good, and so Santa has to lay down a Christmas beating.
Note The Santa for this story will be a combination of various Santas from many different TV shows and Movies.
We will be seeing Some Rise of the guardian Santa, Elfa Strike force from Code Name Kids Next Door, the nearly endless amount of elves and reindeer from American Dad's Santa, and many more. SO please enjoy.
Chapters (2)
HO HO HO MOTHERBUC***S
Badass santa is best human
Fuck Yeah. Santa is ten times cooler than anypony. Begin the asswhooping while having some milk and cookies. Especially on the Elements of Harmony. Somehow they always get off free in all this.
HO HO HOLY SHIT!
ITS TIME TO DECK SOME HALLS AND PUNCH SOME PONIES!
Santa is best Human
SANTA REKS ALL THE PONIES
THE MOVIE
heart warming eve is nice for ponies....
saint nick in the house!
but Christmas is way better~
side didn't there heart warming eve play almost show ponies almost destroy themselves and probably unknown took quite a few species with them when the win-dago started freezing the land to death from just the ponies arguing gee-sh and there leaders wow much? and that only from a reenacted play i bet it was way worse.
A very merry Christmas, indeed...
I haven't read this yet but are you gonna put in Robot Chicken Santa too?
Cause that would be AWESOME.
3676992 can you tell me a little bit about him? I've never watched robot chicken, also what the fuck is it?
3676997 Give me a minute to find an episode to explain it to you.
3676997 http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MxyJjiTwtmc&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMxyJjiTwtmc
Not sure if this link will work but if you just google 'Robot chicken christmas special' you'll understand
3677013 while very amusing
I dont think he has a place in my story. I hope you understand.
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Well I hope you like your virginity while it lasts because I'm cumming to get you.
This story l like
MOTHER FUCKA MAKE SOME MOAR PLS OR I WILL KILL YOU AND YOUR FAMILY AND EAT THEIR LIVING ALONG WITH SANTA
U should mix him with The badass Santa from
"Santa Slay" the movie
sadly I am unable to put up the picture.
oh the American Dad Christmas slaughter! it's tradition.
I usuakkyt don't read Conversion Bureau stories but man... Ponies agaisnt a Badass Santa! I must fave.
Oh my god Santa is going to kick some pony ass, instant fav!
Robot Santa Claus from Futurama?
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You have been naughty, Celestia.
3678000 sorry no.
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Here you go
Quality stuff, but you should probably run it by an editor or something. I think we'd all appreciate it.
this needs some grammar checks but otherwise time to watch santa shit on ponies
FA LA LA LA LA, LA LA LA DIE!
You better watch out, you better cry, you better run cuz' I'm tellin' you why...
SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
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MERRY CHRISTMAS, MOTHERF**KERS!!!
oh dear , dear Celestia, thou should have not intervened with ALL of humanity in a quest for purity/world domination , Remember Hitler? he wanted world domination. the quest for world domination begins with a great start, ends in the most horrible of endings.
oh and Merry Christmas and to all a good night!
except the ponies in this universe. they suck balls and eat camel shit.
Deck the halls with boughs of terror
fa la la la la la la la la la
tis the season to be screaming
fa la la la la la la la la la
don we now our blood stained apparel
troll the ancient christmas carol
fa la la la la la la la la la
see the burning pony before us
fa la la la la la la la la la
strike the blade with hammer and join the slaughter
fa la la la la la la la la la
follow me with merry measure,
as we bring our kin from the trever!
fa la la la la la la la la la
fast away the old sisters terror!
fa la la la la la la la la la
hail the returned, as we bring forth lads and lassies!
fa la la la la la la la la la
sing we joyous all together,
all heedless of pony and alicorn!
fa la la la la la la la la la!
once again! I wish a merry christmas to all and to all a good night!
(my version of deck the halls for this story)
that's all folks!
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This...
"I did notice some points where the grammar and syntax appeared akward and/or wrong. Perhaps you should get an editor?"
3676997 Have to ask will Santa from Futurama be joining the fight?
BOOM BITCHES
it was centuries before ONE child saw Jack Frost, he's NOT about to go back into the shadows
Release the Krampus!!!
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Soon they'll discover why Santa's clothes are always red.
3681807 heres one painful way to kill the guards, when they need to go pee gusse what happen the pee turn into ice and up where ever it come from and make a shit load of pain
You really should have listened to Santa, girls. This time, cookies will not save you from his jolly wrath.
Any chance that Santa might call help from his Martian counterpart, Dropo?
Santa from Rare Exports pls!
I don't care which version of Santa shows up, even Amoeba Claus. all I want is pony suffering and an update, not too much to ask.
Like the concept, don't really enjoy the writing.
Still, the concept is a solid 10/10.
Wrighting could use some work.
But the idea is genius! 
I'll have to fave just too see where you go with this.
Santa is about to deck some halls.....
....Go full on Holiday on them! Don't leave the Easter Bunny outta this!
i thought you were going to update it every day till new years?
Needs a spruce up, but definitely worth reading.
3688026 sorry typed that up and forgot to proof read.(opps)
Oh, I'm going to spam this fic all over Chatoyance's user page.
waiting for the santa to do HO HO HO
DECK THE HALL WITH THEIR BLOOD!
I want to read this.
I really do.
But you need an editor.
I've seen engrish better than this.
Fix plz,
3678000 Nah. This santa just a state he's not a fan of violence.