You wake up on Christmas morning to discover that Derpy has decided to pay you a visit. Since reality is apparently out to lunch, you roll with it.
Yeah, this is basically a goofy little thing I wrote as a Christmas present for one of my friends, and I figured someone else might be mildly amused by it, so I thought I'd put it up here. It's hardly my best work, but it was fun to write. If you expect something that makes the least bit of sense, look elsewhere.
And this is probably the only time you're ever going to see me writing a 2nd person, present tense story. :p
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This was pretty fun.
I liked it!!!! Keep up the good work!
Blueberry acid dimethyltryptamine muffins... Yum!
No it does not 'suck'.
It is greatly interesting!
And I even have a dumpster across the road.
one thing this site needs more of, humanxderpy love!
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Dapotato did I just read?
Liked anyway!
You, my dear author, are now being followed....
You say this sucks? This made my night! Now i'm gonna have to put a muffin out on Christmas Eve so she can come to my house!
Derpy!!!
1 who would be completely alone on x Mas
2 now I will not sleep tomorrow while waiting for derpy
3 I would ask the wizard to bring and Luna to me so I could hug them
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Finally someone else gets it. Derpy is life, Derpy is love. Derpy is best lover for life.
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Damn Straight!
I think if Derpy showed up in my living room I'd be too busy hugging her to be terribly concerned about whether she was "real" or not. When Derpy presents herself, hugs first. Philosophy later.
Muffin Park Zone, to be precise.
I think derpy acts like pinkie but with muffins and not cupcakes
Im putting a box of hostess mini muffins on the table this Christmas
No! It doesn't suck! It's awesome! It had Derpy in it! My favorite pony!
The story is good.
This is a wonderful little story. All I want for Christmas is
youDerpy.Call me crazy, but I prefer Ponies-in-America over Humans-in-Equestria.
Since when did not having opposable thumbs stop ponies from enjoying video games?
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(I've been looking for a place to use that .gif!)