Everyone's favorite internet arsebag comes to town with the intention of pairing Rainbow Dash with everything that moves.
(A/N: I'm sorry. I'm really, really sorry.)
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- Member Since 7th Dec, 2011
- offline last seen Jul 9th, 2014
MAGO5
Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.
MAGO5
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Okay wot?
....
Couldn't tell if Ghost from Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 1-3, or something else.
But what the buck was that
give me a bit... i gotta digest this...
Wow. That was fast.
Ghost: I am not a brony you stupid *cans.wav and rages for five minutes*
X3 funny stuff
Poor Ghost!!!! @GhostPolitics, twitter guy. Hilarious
hmm ill give it 3 mustaches and a rarity out of 5 mustaches
that was hilarious. and very..random
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A joke I hope?
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OUR HOST THE MAN THEY CALL GHOST!?!?! + HIE = BEST DAY EVER
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WHAT
THE FUCK!
I DUN UNDERSTAND
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NYEAHNYEAHNYEAHNYEAHNYEAHNYEAHNYEAHNYEAHNYEAHNYEAHNYEAHNYEAHNYEAHNYEAHNYEAHNYEAHNYEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GARGARTGARTEYRTUSBHARGT#$%#$%^QARGTYAR%@$!#@ASG AAEGDAFGETHBDSGFVXGAGEW~!!!!!!1
-explosion-
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cans.wav
This is basically the best thing to have ever happened.
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http://www.blogtalkradio.com/ghost
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZSpZGRn0KM
There's thousands of Bronies Troll Ghost so I just grabbed the first one that popped up :P
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This doesn't even begin to describe the immense amount of LOL I had. It's like the Chernobyl of LOL.
This.... Whatever this is. It is epic. Keep writing, even though this prevented me from doing anything productive for the past hour. You get a thumb and 4 Spikes and a Rarity.
What the hell did I just read?
"Dash and Ghost re-appeared in the same place at Rarities boutique." -
"But, as long as were here..." -
"but rainbow taste really nasty!" -
"Why could I have regenerated into a unicorn or something?" -
"Said Ghost while snatched up the paper." -
THIS IS QUITE POSSIBLY-- NO, IT IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER READ!
Needs more Flying Spaghetti Monster/Futurama/Random Rainbow Dash fuzzball-chubbie-whatever, but still hilarious as fuck!
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Also, The Game!
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Gawd Emprah... Gimmie a break...
I'll fix the damn things.
That was amazing dear sir, keep it up.
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Ghost needs to see this. Now. Like, right fucking now. i don't know how, but next time there is radio graffiti, give this to him. He needs to read all of it. During a broadcast. Because it would be awesome.
I have no idea what I just read...but I loved every word of it. Liked and faved.
This is quite possibly the funniest thing I've ever read. Best part:
Octavia rested her chin and elbow on the turntable. “You must be new here.”
“Shut it.” He yanked the guitar from Dash. The overcharged amps whined menacingly with feedback.
It's beautiful
haha. very funny now get back to work on names ellis
I have never read something so random, it was over 9000 times more random than my story. I cannot hold all of these feels. but i can say this HAH GAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!
love the story, made me laugh!!!!
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357408 Thank you, i was going to put it much more subtly. But now that you have said it.
This story was hillarious. But if name's Ellis doesnt come out soon im going to have to light myself on fire.
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Send me pictures a' that sometime.
i...
i don't..
i just...
what is...
i...
i...
wh-
i think...
what
Ok, I just got COMPLETELY lost in the last 1/4 of the story... although I was also falling asleep and just wanted it to be over...
Yes, fluttershy is the best pony.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
What the fuck did I just read?
I'm going to email this anonymously to my English teacher.
What did you do?
You have created one of the funniest stories in the history of mankind.
In fact, I want you to be a part of εpsilon λambda, the exclusive writing group that is being constructed. We only want to write the best fiction, and you have created a prime example of a comedy. Seriously. Get back to me on joining the group, and if you want to, you are always welcome.
Cheers.
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My initial reaction.
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yer opinion to my reaction.
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I shat enough bricks to build a house, and laughed enough to determine if said house was soundproof.
It wasn't.
( Weakened, yet driven by the power of her will, Vinyl Scratch dragged herself across the floor and raggedly climbed onto her precious turntable.
“I must... make the wubs!” She called with what little voice she had left.
“No Scratch you are the wubs.” Croaked Octavia.
And then Scratch was potted plant. )
This... is the funniest shit, I have possibly read, in my entire life. I don't know why. But it is.
Hahaha. hadle hadle ha, Space Marines suck, this story is buckin' awesome and funny as hell, Pinkamina got owned like a pile of horseapples getting stomped by a Brumak.
Wat.
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Oh! I'm glad you like my story! As for your... "opinion" on Space Marines and such, I'm sure I can turn a blind eye without the need for impetuous action.
Here! As a token of my appreciation, you can have this giant, ultra-reinforced metal box and its completely harmless contents.
*Box growls and rattles violently. MAGO5 kicks it and it silences.*
I can assure you, without a shadow of a doubt, that there is definitely not a psychotically furious Eversor in it.
386427 Hey, i'll open that box, and if it's something bad, you don't have to worry, I got something better than your little chainsaw sword,
it's the Lancer Assault Rifle, with chainsaw attachment, razor sharp blades for cutting through thick hide and steel cables.
Oh and if that doesn't work then i'll just pull out mah little Gnasher Shotgun, and USE COVER, and USE OMNIDIRECTIONAL ROLLS.
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Against this guy?
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Have fun with that whole "being sliced into 200 tiny giblets before you can rev that ungainly chainsaw up" thing.
386553 Have fun trying to catch a wall-bouncing maniac.
MAGO5 MarcusH&PFenix be civil besides everyone knows Orks are Da Bestest
Words cannot express...what is this I don't even...No more fic before sleep.
389755 No, humans are the best, who are you? I don't even.
396300 when you figure that I will come for the