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ShortHopLaszer


Just here slaying dragons, solving world hunger, and writing My Little Pony fanfiction.

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A monstrosity the likes the world has never seen devastates ponyville.
Ponies were injured, property damaged, and their sense of security rattled.
The main six has gone through many adventures and learned life changing lessons. Common sense dictates that they should proceed towards unknown situations logically, with caution, and with open-mindedness. However doing so may be a fatal mistake.
It is a human after all.



This AMAZING cover art was a hand drawn commission from one of my favorite artists.
Check her out, Choko Tatsu at skeeterpillar.deviantart.com

Chapters (9)
Comments ( 73 )

yeah umm....I don't really know what to say about this story yet..... but you definitely have my attention sir....
I'll be waiting for another chapter:ajsmug:

The effects of seemingly random but consistent disasters on a normal working class citizen

:pinkiehappy: wow

This is sort of like CrypticMetaphor!'s fic Villainous, by the description.
Just keep that in mind.

What's with the time switch? Doesn't really make sense without a least some explanation. Otherwise it looks like you mixed up chapters.

:rainbowlaugh: Best, most fitting title ever!
Anyway, this is an pretty good story so far, though a little confusing at times. You have my attention though, and I can't wait to see more. :pinkiehappy:

yeah dude this story is really cool:ajsmug: I can't wait for another chapter:pinkiesmile:

>> PeopleWhoWereWondering

Thanks for taking the time to read my story. It means a lot.
I apologize if i'm not as vocal as other writers but i'm going to refrain from posting too many comments.
(Reasons will be elaborated later. Honest.)

Oh and that thing about Big Mac's cutie mark? That was an accident and it's fixed.

Neat story, i'm interested and will be looking forward to more updates :)!

So is the human in this story actually evil?

dude, this is really good! I just gotta have more! I gotta have answers!:eeyup:

if you give him a sword I will love you

Fluttershy is really creeping me out in this fic

Heh good chapter. I'm waiting for some human whoopass :3

I was just thinking about this story when it updated.

I'm loving it so far:rainbowkiss:

Now I think you're exaggerating a bit about this.

He's allready proved to have the evolved beserk mode of "Calm Beserk".....As much of a oxymoron that is,Its the only thing i can call the whole incredibly calm,But incredibly violent way some people get when fighting

The first chapter was awesome. Now the second... I can't help it, I have to say:

Really, what the hell? It seems like a completely different story!:rainbowhuh:
The first is fast and interesting, the second is so slow and doesn't even matter to the plot (or at least it seems pretty unnecessary).
If you are going to do this at least attempt to connect with the main plot, and by that I mean the motherfucking human-monster-beast thing.:pinkiecrazy:
Now onward to the next chapter!

See? Got way better without the "unnecessary conversation/flashback".
If It's not relevant to the story or is not going to move the plot, scrap the chapter. :moustache:

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And I am waiting for some exposition then whoopass.

In the mean time here you go can have some of mine.... "Can O' Whoopass. Warning contents under pressure." Enjoy!

Awwwwww maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan... I was hoping we would have a dramatic, high stakes hostage scene.

I was wondering when I would see this again.

It's a great story. Merry Christmas!

............... a human is weaker than any pony........... its jsut common sense. even unicorns would have more physical strength than a human being. and they would typically be more durable than humans. not to mention magic, flight, earth pony's enhanced strength, human being in a land where there are things that can snap him in half quicker than i pinkie pie can drive even the strongest will to madness.

3680022 that is all a poor estimation of their overall size. the objects around them are made for them, by them. also doesn't change the fact that they would be, pund for pound, stronger than a human. especialyl earth ponies who can, you know, kick apples out of a tree with a single leg. soemthing even the strongest humans could not accomplish.

........... magic would kill humans or affect them with immense ease. and don't you dare say the idiocy of since humans re from a none magic world they would not be affected by magic........... that is bullshit. immunity comes not from lack fo exposure. also they would obviously be affected by magic if they could evben be drawn into that world.

even if they are immune to direct magic................. they are not immune to things thrown by magic. such as knifes, boulders, trees, other ponies, flower pots, tea pots, apples............. houses and the kitchen sink.

3680326 you're an idiot, and a hypocrite.

you're just spewing out stuff that we have no way of knowing like it's facts, and you insult others if they don't agree with your 'facts'.
it's a cartoon, so don't even try to argue about logic and the laws of physics, and we have no idea of what magic could do to a person, since it doesn't even exist, so you should just let the authors do their stories however they want.


also, you should check google for a dictionary, or, or, you could just spell check your comments before you send them.
save everyone else the headache when reading your comments, as dumb and hypocritical as they may be.

3680596 no, its because the flaw of the idea of a human being immune to magic is that they can still get crushed by things thrown by magic. and it is less my facts and more common sense. basically if something is immune to magic, it would not be able to even enter a magic world as it would be immune to whatever portal is trying to draw it into said world. it is abandoning any sensibility for the sake of a plot............. such as the sensibility that a species that still retains an animal structure will be physically stronger than a human, which is physically the weakest animal on earth. we have little to no physical advantages, even mice out compete us in athleticism.

and do you really have so little to back up your attack that you rely on the old you do bad grammar bit?

3680626 i never said anything about that, but i agree with you on that part.
in hindsight, i propably should have said that.

but, we are not sure if this 'beast' is fully human, as it seem to me like he's possessed or something.

The creature opens and closes its claws. This reveals the sharp pointed parts at the end. The nails are as sharp as a newly shaped razor.

and the second thing is that the air seems to get heavier and colder whenever anyone goes near it, and i don't think any normal person has those kind of abilities. so who are we to say that it/he isn't immune to magic?

as for the grammar bit, it's true, reading your comment hurt my eyes. so that's why that comment is in there

I apologize for the wall of text.... Merry Xmas?:derpytongue2:
3680653
Magic or something strange does seem to be going on. His body and mind could both be affected by magic at least as indicated from his discussion with the CMC. Denser? Stronger? Is the cold him absorbing magic since he comes from a magic poor universe? Is it cold because he is a as cold psychologically and Equestria is treating him like a Windigo? Reaching maybe but with magic everywhere what do I know?

I would only have the observations from what would happen in that environment if I could observe it. Which is what this story basically is. Comparisons like with superman's rescues being incompatible with Human biological limitations won't wuite work here due to the observed magic of Equestria.

I am sure though that the author will be putting together the pieces. Maybe with a new MacGuffin of some kind.

I will definitely concede that if magic is not involved then something is up.

I AM a bit suspicious that he didn't notice them being sapient. But then again magic could be messing with him. He still seems a little bit of a jerk for the way he is just keeping winona but if that is her choice then I suppose it is ok.

3680626

Thank you but Lordofmyth is right about the sample size in the comparison graph I provided. I thought it had a different starting sample. I apologize for that (Excuses: Over confidence from prior discussion, and laziness in my research.). However the sizing should be more or less correct. Please bear with me on this.
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If you remember from the sample size of the foals that they are appx. 25 inches in height. Looking for a comparison to a foal that has a biological basis I decided on Winona as a good comparison as a good known from our world.

Winona is a border collie. For females they average 18 to 22 inches or 3 inches less than the prior estimation. I am willing to say however that Winona maybe an outlier in height in either direction. However as the pictures show (Thank you Hasbro for your attention to standards most of the time.) the filly in the picture is a little bit taller than Winona making the scale seem more believable and in line with the comparisons given prior.

It is true she could simply be a different breed Equestrian breed but I think that may be more conjecture currently beyond me to try and analyze. Presents.....

Sorry if this post sounded odd but I am tired and I get windy when I am tired.

3680626

So you're saying that if I punch a mosquito, it won't even get hurt, and my fist will be in pain because humans are the weakest animal on earth? :trixieshiftright:

...you're fucking dumb.

3685649 scale a misquito to human size and it will throw you through a wall. and a wolf, which is technically a smaller animal, is easily capable of killing a human and is stronger than a human.

i was saying that pound for pound, most other creatures are much stronger than humans. and more than likely, considering how damn strong horses are, ponies evne their size are stronger than humans.............. worse yet they are intelligent. something intelligent and strong is a dangerous enemy, as it has both your smarts yet far more strength than you.

3685852
You've got that backwards. Humans have the densest muscles among land animals. The average human male has the same mass as a female Asian Black Bear or a male Jaguar.
Humans are ridiculously overpowered. (see the Real Life section)

3685951 mss is not equal to strength in the slightest. that big cat is still far stronger than any man can be because of how its body is designed.
here is an example. a baby black bear can move a large tv stand that would take two average males to move................ kinda puts into perspective how much of a chance a average human male has agaisnt a black bear, don't it?

3685968
I recommend you do more research before you comment. What you have posted is either hearsay or a form of logical fallacy.

3686007 .......... seriously? seriously dude? you obviuosly have no understanding of physiology. weight or size is meaningless. the muscle structure, how the muscles grow and work, and how their body is shaped, is the factor.
here is another thing to note. a bear can also run faster than an olympic athelte at forty miles an hour.......... despite its size and weight and often clumsy nature, it is faster than even the fittest human beings on earth.

with the ponies, it is a similar scenario. likely due ot magic, they fully retain very similar muscle structure to ponies. also aj can buck the apples out of a tree........ just imagine how that translates to a human getting caught in the chest by one of those kicks.

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I also can't take anyone who doesn't follow basic grammar rules seriously.

3686079 ..............every time someone references grammar, it is obvious they completely lack ANY ammunition.

3686091
...Or I have better things to do with my life than decipher your ramblings.

I find scoots statement about pony tasting better than dog funny,Considering that for the most part,People wont eat either,As both Equines and Canines have been a rather steadfast ally of our species for a long,long time,And we've grown to be more protective of them than willing to eat them,And turning on either of them for food tends to either be the very last resort,Or something that never happens,Depending on the person

3685968 The average human male knows to use strategy and the best weaponry available,And if forced to run,To run downhill.....And most people can figure out that the underbelly is squidgier,And that if they rear up,Proping something decently sized (think a stick,or a sharpened variant of said stick) between them and the ground will make for a rather nasty bit of injury

3687421 more the reason why a human in equistria is screwed. a pony both has animal attributes and human intelligence.......... knows hwo to doge, set traps, see traps, and can still neuter a human male with asingle hoof.

3687435 And thats why the snapping necks is a thing,Also choking,Because if it doesn't have a exoskeleton,Choking usually has some effect

3687531 yeah, that owuld work.................. if you forget that their necks are likely too thick in bone and such to break with bare hands alone. and strangling.............. good luck managing that when they could probably crack you your ribs with their hooves while you try and overpower theri neck muscles............. or pound on your arm till it breaks. big difference. human being strangled struggling back, beating does not normally help. pony to human arms.............. hard hooves cracking bones.

they have the intelligence and dexterity for that.

3687604 Well then,Apply sharp or blunt instrument to neck or head respectively,Because the head and neck are prettymuch universal in terms of being a rather good way to kill something

3687653 ................ for one thing, it seems unviersal that earth ponies are extra tough.

with all the other breeds............ well a human is not immune to gravity, and suddenl said blunt and or sharp object is chasing you to the death.

when a human has to deal with a pony, da pony wins. they gots too many advantages.

3686091

No, it just means that we don't like having to translate every comment you leave just so we can argue.

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