• Published 23rd Nov 2013
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My Little OPony: Twilight Is Magic - cleverpun



Twilight Sparkle, prized student of Princess Celestia, has always been very good at magic. Too good. This is the story of how she solves every problem all by herself, because she is the best.

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The Best Twilight Ever

"Let them go, you monster!" Twilight shouted ineffectually.

Chrysalis laughed. "Your demands are ineffectual, little pony. I have enslaved the entire Gala, and there is nothing you can do to stop me." Chrysalis turned to Celestia. "Isn't that right, princess?"

"Yes, of course you're so much prettier than Twilight," Celestia said.

Twilight cast about for a solution. All her friends were enthralled and the entire population of the gala sat there, prepared to follow Chrysalis' every whim.

"You could always join me, you know," Chrysalis purred. "Ever since I ambushed your friend Rarity in the forest, just look at all the amazing things she's been able to accomplish." Chrysalis rubbed a hoof along Rarity's neck. "Go on, tell her Rarity."

Rarity blinked slowly. "It's true, serving Queen Chrysalis is so amazing, Twilight."

"You can make Rarity and Celestia say whatever you want, but they're just puppets reading scripts." Twilight jabbed a hoof at the top of the stairs. "I'll never surrender to you, not while I'm still breathing!"

"That is a shame." Chrysalis lazily waved a hoof at Twilight. "Destroy her, minions. My harem doesn't have any room in it for such wet blankets."

The crowd of ponies advanced, one step at a time, slowly yet in perfect sync.

Twilight closed her eyes. She had no choice. Her horn ignited, orange and purple light spilled out of it as an electric hum filled the courtyard. If she had to sacrifice for the greater good, then so be it.

Just as the crowd of ponies descended on her, her eyes snapped open, glowing bright and orange and her horn matched. Light exploded from her, and a hiss and crackle drowned out every other sound.

The light faded, and Twilight slumped to the ground, her wings gone. Every pony, from the crowd to the ones standing by Chrysalis drooped and staggered.

"What did you do!?" Chrysalis demanded. She opened her mouth again, possibly to hurl a petty insult at Twilight, but no words came out. She coughed, and green slime spilled out of her throat, splattering across the concrete.

"I sacrificed all my dragon energy to burn away your magic." Twilight stood up, her legs barely supporting her weight. "Not only did it free my friends from your control, but since you are a magic vampire, a creature made of magic, I doubt it did you any favors."

"You little b--" Chrysalis vomited again, fell to her knees. Her wings started to crackle and flake apart, her hair started to fall out, her legs began to ooze and collapse. "Rarity, help your mistress."

Rarity responded by fainting. Fluttershy barely had time to catch her before she fainted too. Chrysalis swung her head around to her other side, and her neck split open and began to leak. "Celestia, do something."

Celestia had already fainted.

"This cannot be..."

"Die with dignity, monster," Twilight spat. "You don't belong in this world anyway."

Chrysalis turned back to Twilight. The broken wound in her neck split and grew, more translucent slime squirting out of it. "You may have bested me, but your victory will not come cheaply." She sneered. "You have forgotten all the magic I absorbed from your friends." Her horn ignited, her eyes began to glow. "And with my last breath, I shall put it to good use!"

Chrysalis collapsed onto her side, the pool of ichor around her leaking down the stairs and across railings. She muttered something, but her tongue and throat could only form incoherent gurgling.

Her chest finally collapsed, her hooves melted, and with a final burst of green light her body collapsed into shapeless green goop. The pool began to glow, and mist rose menacingly up from it.

Before Twilight could react, it had become a giant miasma, and the pool of green fog ballooned across the entire castle, the entire town. Then it vanished.

Twilight rushed to her friends and the princesses atop the grand staircase. "Everypony, are you ok?"

"What happened?" Rarity muttered.

"My head hurts somethin' awful," Applejack added.

Everypony gradually got to their feet, and Twilight breathed a sigh of relief, relieved that her plan had worked. "I'm so glad everypony is okay. Now that that nasty creature is gone, we can get back to the Grand Twilight Gala."

Everypony shared a glance. "Uhm, are you okay, Twilight? This is the Grand Galloping Gala." Applejack pointed at the sign above the castle. It clearly affirmed her statement.

"What, but that's impossible." Twilight scratched her head. "I could have sworn we were here to celebrate something I did."

"Uh, no offense, Twi, but you aren't that great," Rainbow Dash said. "I mean, we all stopped Nightmare Moon together."

Pinkie Pie nodded. "Yeah, I definitely remember that."

Twilight scratched her head. "I guess you're right. I guess stopping Chrysalis must have taken more out of me than I thought, even with everypony working as a team."

"Do not worry, my faithful student. I'm sure her influence will wear off soon enough." Celestia smiled. "Now why don't you and your friends go and enjoy the rest of the gala, now that there isn't an evil monster terrorizing it."

"Right, thank you, Princess." Twilight bowed, and she and her five friends went off.

"Uhm, Rarity?" Fluttershy asked. "Did you always have wings?"

Rarity turned her head, and her eyes widened. "That...is a very good question. Did I?"

Author's Note:

hasbro ruined twilight she is the worst cahracter ever now I hope youre happy hasbro what were you thinging

Ill become a transformers fan instead I bet their company knwos how to treat their fans better arcee is best pony i mean characters..

Comments ( 31 )

Fascinating. As her last spiteful act, Chrysalis removed Twilight from the center of the universe. Makes sense to me.

And thus, the story comes to an end with good conquering evil, just how I like it. :twilightsmile:

omg ruined forever

Well... the author's right. Arcee is best pony.

And so, in the end, we have a Rarity no longer beset by evil magic, a Twilight who is no longer the perfect pony princess of awesome (she remains the princess of awesome, however), and everything is back to normal except now Rarity can go flying with Fluttershy! Yes, I believe this is a most satisfactory conclusion.

5511447 Well, the author gave clues that Rarity had been controlled as well.

5515515 It's like knocking the Earth's core out of alignment, only with less planetary destruction, and without the need for 300 foot tall high school delinquents to punch it back into place.

Although, I seriously doubt anybody's going to get that reference.

"Die with dignity, monster," Twilight spat. "You don't belong in this world anyway."

"It was not by my own hoof I was once again given chitin. I was brought here by ponies who wished to pay me tribute!"

Out of character:

"Yes, ofg course you're so much prettier than Twilight," Celestia said.

Superfluous g.



My poor, beautiful, princess. Nopony remembers how resplendent she is. It seems not even she will remember. Do not worry, my princess, I shall carry on the memory of your greatness forevermore. Farewell, you majesty, farewell.:fluttercry:



KBO.:twilightsmile:

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"Tribute? You steal ponies' magic and make them your slaves!"

5515691 >implying I'm not best ponee

5519762 open your door. I'm here for sex.

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I'm gonna pass. Arcee's sexier.

rarityyyyyyyyyy *shakes paws at the sky*

That was an abrupt ending.

Not enough Mary Twilight, pls add more.

5517770 She remains great, and her moment of perfection was spent to save her friends. That is what makes her great, not wings, nor draconic powers. Do not mourn for her, she is only now achieving her ultimate power. She at last has friends, not sycophants.

5586638 True, and I am very happy for her. But I shall always remember her greatness, even if she does not.

Kill the heretics! Kill all the heretics!

You dare defy Twilight?! Whoarse! You must die! :twilightangry2::flutterrage:

6239749 Perfectly talented, to be sure. It also made her perfectly certain of her perfection in all things. But it was only when she saved her friends that she became truly perfect.

Well that was dull.

6507155 OOC: As mentioned previously, the comments are more entertaining than the story :derpytongue2:

sees final chapter

God Dammit!

6507155

Off course it was dull, it wasn't written by Twilight.

This was terrible.

I loved it.

I just binge read all of the current chapters, and I'm sorry to say that, while funny, I just couldn't enjoy this. It might have something to do with the pacing or lengths of the chapters, but I think even a Mary sue story could be done much better, so it is with a heavy heart that I downvote this, very sorry.

I'm confused.

I have even more questions now.


Oh yeah and I didn't laugh.

This is unironically what people thought would happen after Twilight became an Alicorn. Ironically another pony introduced a couple seasons later probably fits the bill a lot better

I'm not sure if I should be offended as a Twilight fangirl or not. Maybe this is just best pony getting what she really deserves. :pinkiecrazy:

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