Twilight Busters
Finally the ursa major had been defeated, and Twilight let out a petite, humble sigh of relief. She turned to Trixie, who had collapsed onto the ground, sobbing uncontrollably.
"I'm so sorry Princess Twilight!" Trixie sobbed uncontrollably. "I never should have been such a boastful jerk!"
"It's okay, Trixie," Twilight said soothingly. "I'm sure you had your reasons, even if they were misguided."
Trixie sobbed uncontrollably. "You're too forgiving, Princess Twilight..." she wiped a tear from her eye, her uncontrolled sobs waning slightly. "The truth is..."
"It's okay, you can tell me," Twilight said calmingly.
"Well, the truth is..." Trixie lifted her head, her tear-filled gaze locking onto the smart princess. "The truth is I'm a lesbian, and I was afraid that everyone would think I wasn't as good as the not-lesbians unless I bragged a lot."
The egalitarian princess gasped. "Why, Trixie! That's just wrong! You should always be proud of who you are!"
"Yes, you showed me that." Trixie wiped away another tear. "That's not why I'm sad."
"Then what is it?"
Trixie's voice was barely a whisper. "I'm sad because...because I love you, but I know I'll never be good enough for you."
Princess Twilight's wings dropped. "I'm sorry Trixie. I promised myself I would never have a special somepony before I got married, because chastity is important." She lifted Trixie's head "But I can always be your friend."
"Really?"
"Of course!"
"Oh, thank you Princess Twilight! You're my best friend!" Trixie cried.
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This does not make sense, what Twilight is saying here is, basically, "I would never have a girlfriend/boyfriend before I got married."
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The plot demands it.
3533372
1) Go up to some random person
2) Propose to them
3) Get married
4) Ask them to be your special somepony
Seems like a good idea to me
The author's notes are improving.
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999 mg in 1 kg is almost 1 part in a thousand...
and your 'joking' detector just had a false negative.
Your writing has improved greatly! So life-like and realistic, it's like you're one of the actual writers for the show!
(Lol, this is hilarious though)
3533372 premarital relations are bad and gross what are you even trying to say?
3534663 ikr? I know show writers aren't allowed to read fanfic but maybe when this is done Ill send it to the New Yorker or someone like that and then Hasbro won't have a choice but to read it
3534907 So, in your mind, premarital relations are worse than extramarital relations?
A "special somepony" is a boyfriend/coltfriend or a girlfriend/marefriend, depending on ones gender and sexual preferences. To get married to someone, it is customary or, at least, advisable to be in a romantic relationship with them before marriage. To test the waters, as it were, to see if they are compatible with one another. Sex does not necessarily have to be a part of this arrangement. However, some sort of "getting to know you" phase would be... beneficial for both parties. Otherwise, it is likely to end in divorce, with one party minus half of their belongings, and paying alimony for the rest of either their or their ex-spouse's life. However, what Twilight said was that she would not have a girlfriend or boyfriend until after she was married.
3535061 OOC: it was supposed to be confusing and illogical
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Do doo be-do-do
Do do-do do
Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!
Monogamy
Monogamy
Monogamy
If Twixie happens, this story will no longer be funny. Not even Twilight can fix my hatred for shipping. If I see one more AppleDash story, I WILL LOSE IT!
*looks for more stories*
*Wild AppleDash appears!*
RAAAAAHHHHHHHH
*unleashes rage on Equus *the ponies's planet**
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While that does seem to make some sense, the empirical evidence does not support that thesis. There is no statistically significant difference between the marriage success rates between people who life together beforehand and those that don't. (roughly 66% to 65%) And people who do this multiple times are actually more likely to get a divorce than people who don't.
Similarities among characteristics that both parties find important remains one of the best indicators of relationship success. This does not necessarily require any testing period, and depending on what the two parties find important, it can potentially be detrimental, as people will often times act differently during courtship.
Clearly, Twilight is actually a fundamentalist Christian who rejects the divinity of the princesses (except herself, of course).
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You sound like me and Flutterdash/Appledash.
Though, this may not be the best place for a rant
But, how do you know who you want to marry if you never have a very special some pony?
4643492 Easy, Twilight will marry everypony, and nothing will ever gone wrong in all of time because nothing bad could happen to someone married to Twilight.
At first I wondered at the fact that Trixie apparently fell in love with Twilight the second she saw her in the crowd, and I was going to call you on it, but then I remembered the nature of this fic.
Nevermind, carry on.
Friend zone level: Twilight
Princess of friend zone
Well Twilight is the princess of friendship for a reason, not the princess of love.
Every creature on the entire planet is gonna get friend zoned by Twilight.