Dear Princess Celestia,
Thank you very much for sending me two tickets to the Grand Galloping Gala. I am flattered that you want me there. It seems, however, that you only sent me two tickets, and I could not bear to choose some of my friends over the others. I would need at least thirty tickets to invite my humble social circle.I understand that tickets are in high demand for such an event, so I have attached a modest amount of pure 999.99999999999999 gold to help cover the costs. I recently discovered the lost secret of alchemy, so if it is insufficient I would be happy to provide more.
Your faithful equal,
Princess Twilight Sparkle, Esq.
Dear Princess Twilight Sparkle,
I would never dream of accepting such a generous donation from you when you have already given this kingdom so much. I have attached more tickets, and I apologize for my selfish lack of foresight.If you ever need anything else, never hesitate to ask.
Your faithful servant,
Princess Celestia
999.9999999% pure?
Wow. I usually only make it up to 112% pure.
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3525590 They say 999 fine gold to mean 999mg out of one kg.
Best story ever.
Did anyone notice it said
"You faithful servant
Princess Celestia"
Seem Twilight took over quick.
A story where things go projectile vomitingly good for Twilight.
I'm down for that.
It's a good thing Twilight is so clever, it seems Tia's not the brightest star in the sky.
Twilight is so awesome, no matter how much she gold she throws around, the economy remains stable.
She took over pretty quick
Ok, well she isn't self centered, hmmmm, Twilight finds them both equals, Celestia finds herself below Twilight? Jeez and I thought Twilight was to kind and humble.