Twist worked in the local Ponyville sweet-shop, ever since losing her best friend. She wished for some handsome gentleman to break down that front door and whisk her off her hooves. At that moment, King Sombra burst down the door and took her front hoof.
"Madame, would you like to go on a date?"
They left the sweet-shop, and headed towards Sugarcube Corner. They laughed together, ate delicious treats offered by the Cakes, and drank some cider. They rode off in Sombra's chariot, without a care in the world. The night was perfect.
And then they banged.
In the words of Edde himself: Bow-Chicka-Wow-Wow
Thanks to a random off-topic thread on Equestria Daily, this happened. Props to Eddepicman. Thanks Broski!
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OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH! OH MY GOSH!
Wow, I actually saw where this came from.
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I'm curious, do you read Life and Times of a Winning Pony? I get the impression based on the last line you wrote there.
Brain-fry. That's all I have to say.
3410142 Yes! The Life and Times of a Winning Pony is probably my favorite fanfic! I thought the line seemed appropriate.
3410158 Is it that good? I've heard some folks say that it reads like a long-ass soap opera.
3410167 It hooks you in with innuendos and jokes. Then it simmers down to a nice romantic love triangle with just the right amount of drama, with a bit of action for spice. Worth the read!
3410167>>3410175
I may be biased at this point, but it's definitely worth a read. It has a good balance of Comedy, Drama, Adorableness, and basically everything that makes a good story.
And it never crosses the line into mature territory, so if you're not into that, there's nothing to worry about.
3410204 Huh. You know, call me old fashioned if you want. Throw any fetish you like at me, throw LGBTQ stuff at me, throw cloppers, throw furries, I'm unfazed. But while it's not a total turn off, I'm just not really fond of the idea of having sex outside of a stable romantic relationship, which I understand is something cloudkicker does quite often, as I hinted at in my 100 word take on the story. I have no problem with others banging each other silly just for the heck of it, but personally, It's not really my cup of tea.
/end rant.
TL:DR: If I'm going to have sex, I want it to be with some
ponyone I love.3410250
Heh, now that's the thing. It starts off that way, but you get quite a bit of character development, and though I'm not certain how exactly Cloud is going to change after all the drama. Halfway through the story so far, you'll actually have Cloud Kicker rejecting a three-way in order to sort out her rather hectic love life.
Cloud Kicker is not a flat static character. And though it's easy to say that all Cloud Kicker's about it sleeping around—after all, even characters within the story think so at first—as you get to know her, you'll find she has a lot of depth.
If there's one thing I can say about Cloud's sex life though, it's that for her it goes beyond "banging for the sake of banging". She doesn't love-'em-and-leave-'em. She truly cares about the ones around her.
Arguably, the idea of "only having sex with those you love" still applies to her. This point is actually one of the conflicts in the story.
Anyway, won't say more on the subject, cause I think I'm starting to spoil stuff now. And kinda spending a bit too much time talking about another story on yours.
All I'm going to say is, if you don't want to read it, that's fine, but it's still worth reading.
3410352 gahhhhh but there are sooooo many poni fics on my read later list. like 300 some. I need to finish background pony and fallout equestria and read the second book of the austraeoh series and and and and and...
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I actually just finished Fallout Equestria myself. Make that priority.
Also, a few recommendations:
Nightmare Moon + Soarin
OR
Scootaloo and a cockatrice.
OR
Vinyl Scratch + a sandwich.
Make it so.
?
RED vs BLUE! Epic
3410352 Hey bro, that's my cousin you're talking about.
Such a beautiful ending!!