Some carols are never forgotten.

“You coulda just a-a-a-asked.”
Applejack had many chores to complete with Applebloom before the Sisterhooves Social. It probably would have been less work if she just asked the sheep to go through the gate themselves, right?

May contain spoilers for the Sisterhooves Social episode, but I'm pretty sure you've all seen it already.

Six years ago, the first kaiju emerged from deep within the ocean and rampaged through sixty square miles of the Pacific Northwest, including the town that used to be my home. In the months that followed, we found out we weren't the only ones to be attacked—across the dimensional divide, our friends in Equestria suffered even more cataclysmic losses than we did. Even after our two species came together, we couldn't stop the beasts from coming, nor could we save any city they chose to destroy. We were at war—and we were losing.

But then, two years after the kaiju war started, billions of dollars and millions of wasted lives later, we figured out how to get back on top. We fought back. We started winning. And it was all thanks to six teenage girls, a little bit of magic, and their technicolor talking pony clones.

Okay, yeah, I should clarify: there was a lot of magic involved.

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A Pacific Rim crossover several years in the making, first published in my printed anthology The Voices Are Telling Me to Hug You.

Rarity's been hiding a secret, even from Sweetie Belle. And it makes the least sense of all, because Rarity hates getting dirty. Because it least of all makes sense to her friends. A Space Marine is designed to keep the Imperium from falling, but Rarity, she protects Equestria from harm. And it's pretty hard keeping that from her friends.

This is the first story of a "mini" series of the Mane six in a Warhammer 40k setting.

Shortfics written from the Thirty Minute Ponies prompts.

#69 - Idle Hooves - Rarity deals with a day without work.
#70 - To the Dear, Late Applejack - Pinkie deals with an AJ problem.
#382 - In Which Colours Clash - A down-on-his-luck artist deals with a very strange visitor.

This story is a sequel to Truth or Scare

The girls are at it again! This time, the slumber party is at Rarity's house and things are really getting out of hand. The girls dared Rainbow Dash something so big and dangerous, she might as well be thrown in jail right at that moment. Only, this actually might just throw her in jail.

What's to expect when it's unexpected?

I was lacking inspiration to write a fanfic, so I asked Cleverbot.
http://www.cleverbot.com
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CH1: Applejack, the farmer/musician/astronaut/cat-pony, learns he true meaning of life as she travels nowhere and learns nothing.
CH2: Rarity wants Spaghetti.
CH3: Mayor Mare organizes a dinner party.
CH4: Evil plans emerge.
CH5: Totally a ship.
CH6: (In the works as of now.)
The random tag is no exaggeration by any means.

Twilight Sparkle has spent Thirteen Years living in the wasteland once known as Equestria. All of her friends have faded from existence. She has Nopony left... besides all of the mannequins she constructed to keep her company. But when Sweetie Bell emerges from the fog, everything changes. Is all hope still lost? Or will Equestria be reborn like a Phoenix from the ashes?

Rarity goes through her day, everything is fine, everything is perfect and Rarity isn't lying to herself at all. Any evidence to the contrary is fabricated. A lady never cries. A lady never breaks down.
A lady could use some help.
Everything isn't behind her. Not yet.

An experiment in writing by a cranky musician.
I'm not a writer so if you have a suggestion to fix this thing, I'm all ears. Thanks and have a good one.

Sick of unsatisfying mushy fruit every single darn day, Apple Bloom wakes up feeling like trying something new. Everypony, especially a certain filly, better watch out.

Please excuse the blatant OOC-ness from everypony involved. This fic is a mere fever dream. Now do carry on.