This story is a sequel to Dash of Humanity 2: A New Dawn

My time in Equestria has been eventful: I woke up trapped in Dash's head and sharing her body. I saved the world from Discord, adapted to life as a pony, and survived a love triangle between Dash, Soarin, and myself. Just when I thought I could finally relax and enjoy my new relationship, Equestria had one more surprise to throw at me.

I'm trapped in a time loop, cast by some unknown jerk, reliving the same day over and over. Twilight's out of town so I don't get to pull my favorite move: the ask a Princess to fix it for you card. As the only pony who can remember the time loop, it's up to me to fix it. I'll have to get help from the few unicorns left in town: Rarity, Lyra, and my new neighbor Minuette. Could this day get any worse?

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A Re-Write of Dash of Humanity 3, focused on the Comedy HiE aspects that made the first two stories a success.

Twilight Sparkle has always respected the laws of science and magic. It's a respect that got her a scholarship to SGU, where she formed a small but comfortable group of friends and has received top grades in her two years there. It's a life that makes sense.

With her final year beginning and a special instruction from the Princess to bond with a fellow pupil, Twilight has enough to fill her life and her mind. It doesn't make sense that she should have recurring dreams about a mysterious mare, that this mare seems eerily familiar despite being a total stranger, or that she can recall the dreams with unusual clarity.

Twilight has questions about Equestria and about herself, and the answers could reshape her perception of both. She begins her research with a central question:

What lies beyond the edge of a dream?

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Lyra is getting ready to move. Knowing that it'll be the last time they'll all be together in Canterlot, Minuette decides to get all of their friends together to help. Trouble is, Twilight doesn't usually show up for such things, much to Moondancer's dismay.
Of course, Minuette knows Twilight's one weakness: Books. And Lyra has plenty of those.

Written for EQD's Writer's Training Ground "Amending Fences".

Colgate, of the British Dental Association, is rather more forward than most oral hygienists.

For a thousand years, the continent of Equus, divided between the kingdoms of unicorns, pegasi, and earth ponies, has existed in relative harmony. Within the enchanted land of Lumen, Twilight Sparkle has become the newest member of Class Zero, the kingdom’s best and brightest students.

A series of disastrous events leads to the threat of an all-out war between the races with Class Zero at its heart. And with the conflict comes a bitter chill not even the sun can warm. Twilight and her new friends will have to give it their all to defend not just their land, but the entire world.

But it'll take more than just unicorns to stop the coming storm. Because if the three kingdoms can't work together to find harmony, there may not be a home left to fight for...

Amazing cover art by Multiversecruise!
Gloriously edited by Novel Idea, DrakeyC, Cyrano, and Corejo!
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After being tricked into using a forbidden spell to enter the void, Damon Lipton is turned into a Lich and thrown into Equestria by the God of Mischief. Dorian the Deranged. The God mistaking Damon for a follower of his.

Now stuck in Equestria, Damon finds himself thrown into a series of bizarre and epic adventures that will change his life, and those around him, for the better. And quite possibly for the worse.

Cover art is done by me.

Thanks to DVAN56, Berry Punch, Rainbowbob and Bocaj518

Minuette is tired. After being possessed by a Changeling Queen and nearly kicked out of a wedding for two royals, she just wants to go home. But, after the vows are said and she's making her way out of the party, she finds herself being forced to meet a friend of a friend, and ends up meeting the DJ's plus one: Octavia Melody, a musician and one of Canterlot's elite.

Oh, maybe it wouldn't hurt to stay for a couple more minutes just to chat? And maaaaaaybe she wouldn't mind walking home with her?

For the August Shipping Contest in the group Crack Ship Inc.

After Princess Twilight came to Canterlot to amend her friendships with some old marefriends, she inspires one pony to begin a journey to learn everything she can about the power of friendship.

Iron Will hosts an infomercial with Colgate and Nurse Redheart on the importance of staying home when you're sick.

The results are unexpected, to say the least.

Oral hygiene is a necessary and healthy part of any pony's life that must be diligently maintained. But what happens when a healthy habit becomes something far more sinister? What happens when brushing and flossing get taken too far?

Equestria's stupidest intervention, that's what.