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Flint Sparks


Who let the dogs out?

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Iron Will hosts an infomercial with Colgate and Nurse Redheart on the importance of staying home when you're sick.

The results are unexpected, to say the least.

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Made me laugh.

“IF YOU GO TO SCHOOL SICK, YOU’RE A PRICK!”

Same with work, hate when some ass play the tough guy while coughing his lungs over everyone.

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At least I had the decency to wear a mask when I was sick. :pinkiesick:

Oh, that definitely earned the Random tag. :rainbowlaugh:

Can't breath, typing this anyway. So funny, laughed so hard, cannot properly form statements.

Here, have a penguin.

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My friend worries about my mental state. :pinkiesmile:

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I love penguins! :raritywink:

3315521 I have one in my avatar :twilightsheepish:

:trixieshiftleft: What? Might as well go random, like this story.

That was quite chuckleworthy. Though I must say, Twilight seemed to get a bit to much joy in seeing a filly brutally beaten. (Memories of magic kindergarden perhaps?)
Also "BRUSHING ATTACK", it's super effective!

Sorry, I was reading this while listening to this. I was laughing like crazy.

One point I'd like to make is that I don't watch this show. :twilightblush: I only really like the theme song. Also, loved this story!:twilightsmile:

you get all my yes!:pinkiecrazy:

I second the shit out of that last line.

Wow man, just wow! Damn good stuff! :pinkiesmile:

Hey, I know I already gave you a penguin, but have a review too.
:ajsmug:
Okay, so if Twilight Sparkle was asked to make an infomercial and she and her cohorts got really, really drunk and kidnapped a filly, this is what would happen. Very well done, had trouble breathing at points due to laughter.
Favorite line:

“IF YOU GO TO SCHOOL SICK, YOU’RE A PRICK!”

Rating: :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:/5
Final Verdict:If you're sick, stay the F:yay:ck at home.

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Note the "Random" tag. :twistnerd:

“That… was… beautiful…” she sniffed, wiping away a single tear.

Yes, it was, Fluttershy. Yes it was.

Flint! The hell did I read? :rainbowlaugh:

Whatever, it was worth it.

“IF YOU’RE FEELING FEEBLE, TIME TO TAKE THE NEEDLE!”

“For vaccinations!” Nurse Redheart smiled as she pulled out a needle the size of her barrel. She jumped into the air and stabbed the choking filly in the side with it as she injected green glowing fluid into her

oh Celestia.....I used to like Nurse Redheart.....Now Sweetie Belle will be Trypanophobic for the rest of her life :fluttershysad:
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I think this gave me Diabeetus.

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