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Metal Gear has fallen into the hooves of an Equestrian revolutionary, who, with the backing of his human mercenary allies, intends to use it to depose Celestia and crown himself ruler. Having crossed into Equestria in pursuit of this rogue weapon, the legendary Solid Snake must ally with the residents of Ponyville to prevent a nuclear catastrophe.

See also Equestria Gear Solid, the hilarious spin-off EQG parody in which everything you know is wrong, and every single character from the story is an awful caricature of themselves.

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Even the tiniest change can alter the future in ways you can't imagine.

The battle with Lord Tirek did not end the way it was supposed to. The centaur was still sent back to Tartarus as he should have been and Equestria and all of its' ponies were saved, but thanks to one final act of defiance, Twilight vanished without a trace not long afterwards.

One month after her disappearance, Twilight has returned to Equestria, but not in a state anypony was expecting her to. Now they're all filled with questions about what has happened to her, but what tale does she have to share with them? What is she willing and unwilling to tell them?

Can a battered phoenix still rise from the ashes?

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Part 1: Kindness Warms the Frosty Heart

After a humiliating defeat at the hand of a bizarre human with a mutated arm, a dazed Bael, Lord of Toads and Master of the Frozen Soil, is dragged back through the Hellgate, and plummets through the tunnel walls. When he awakens, he is greeted by a frozen wasteland, much like his home, but there is something amiss. It's too calm. Too peaceful. Before he tries to find a way back, he will make a new home here, but not before some alterations, and finding a source of food. Preferably the kind that didn't have a glowing hand.


Part 2: Laughter Cools the Tempered Heart

After the defeat (and subsequent death) at the hand of God, being used by a smart mouth human, Elvis of the Four Devas gives one last request to his slayer before he passes on. But where does one pass on to, exactly? Demons are especially tricky, considering their allegiances and designs. Elvis, however, was always the odd one of his race, exemplifying moments of generosity and kindness, despite his voracious appetite and short temper. Perhaps the good in him could be fleshed out in a land of harmony...

Warning: Gratuitous Spanish


Part 3: Generosity Graces the Vain Heart

Hundreds of years after a surprise attack, a vampire king is released from his limbo, and greeted by his once perished former brother. Boasting considerable strength and new found power after being subjected to the spirit world for so long, he warned his savior upon being questioned about his strength. When all is said and done, the mighty goliath of a vampire, a master of a now dead and scattered kingdom, will understand the meaning of humility and charity. And on that day, the life of a young and aspiring unicorn of fashion and art will help show him the way.


Part 4: Honesty Smooths the Jaded Heart

Monsoon came and went, and was reduced to silver lining slivers when the lightening of vengeance struck. He conceded to his own dark philosophy as he drew his last cybernetic breath. But the universe would not let him go, not as the cynical and violent soul he is. The winds of destruction give way to the winds of change, and like raindrops to a puddle, he is reformed on a new world for a new chance. Can his brutal point of view be changed with simple and peaceful honesty, or will he continue down the dark and complex path of his natural born chaos?


Part 5: Loyalty Opens the Closed Heart

Heaven demands the highest expectations of obedience. When a powerful witch dares to tread their hallowed grounds, eager and dutiful angels throw themselves at the chance to prove their worth. However, upon underestimating their foe, the messengers of God are quickly defeated. One particular angel that jumped into the fray was stricken out, and denied the embrace of death. While floating through the endless sea of stars, its broken body finds itself coming to a new realm, untouched by Heaven or Hell.


Part 6: Friendship Saves the Nihilist Heart

Frustrations swell as time continues to pass, where research and failure go hand in hand. A darkened mind is pulled from the void, violently ejected into a world not its own. Death gives way to life, and life bares death. The final heart as arrived, but not through planned volition. The worst is yet to come. It will be up to the scholar to unravel this enigma, while a new, far more dangerous threat grows. Sing the hymn of the mantis.

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This story is a sequel to That's a lot of damage!


Chrysalis doesn't understand why she can't kill this stupid human interfering with her plans.



We all know the answer to that question.


WE HAVE A FUCKING AUDIO LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Fire Hearth did an amazing job, couldn't have done it better myself! Look at it! IT'S BEAUTIFUL!

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Solid Snake has devoted his young life to the study and practice of tactical espionage. When word reaches him that students at Crystal Prep are planning to seize control of Metal Gear, he transfers immediately from Shadow Moses High, and leaps (or crawls, rather) into action. The mission will be a dangerous one, demanding all of his skill and cunning... but at least he isn't in it alone.


Originally an April Fools Day chapter of Pony Gear Solid, this story has been revised and broken up into bite-sized, easily digestible pieces for your pleasure, with all DLC packs and full VR support. MB coins available for purchase on PoshStation Network!

Co-written with DannyJ.

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This story is a sequel to Senator Armstrong Beats The Ever-loving Crap Out of Chrysalis


Sundowner doesn't like how Celestia doesn't like sending out her troops to do her dirty work, he also doesn't like how she doesn't go to war with other nations.

So he does what he does best.

And downs the sun.


YOOOOOOO YOU ALREADY KNOW MY BOY FIRE HEARTH MADE AN AUDIO FOR THIS! CHECK IT OUT

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This story is a sequel to Elements Change the Dark Hearts


A series of canon and non-canon short stories about the mane six and their new companions from beyond the dimensional rifts.


With the arrival of six monsters in the land of Equestria, the world begins its slow period of adjustment as they make themselves at home for the time being. Life in the land of harmony was already full of twists and turns underneath its saccharine surface, but their new inclusion is sure to create new precious moment that even they can’t ignore. Outlooks and perceptions will change, for better or worse, and the world will get to know these Dark Hearts just a bit more.


Stories Featuring Bael:

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Stories Featuring Dumah:

Stories Featuring Monsoon:

Stories Featuring Adna:

Stories Featuring Mantis:

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This story is a sequel to Monsoon Shows Luna What It's Like Walking In London


Shining Armor has been sent to a distant base near the mountain where he trains the new guards coming in, the base is one of the most secure and honest training facilities for the guards. However, when a Brazilian samurai interrupts their training session, what happens?

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"You're pretty good!"- Revolver Ocelot.

It was just suppose to be a fun day at a convention, dress up like Ocelot, buy some merch, get some lunch, mingle around and all that jazz, but everything changed when I bought a pair of revolvers from the merchant from Re4, don't know how he snuck them but I bought them, now I found myself stuck in Equestria, playing spy games. Something big is going on here, I don't know what it is but I have to play my role here. I have to lie, kill, cheat and manipulate my way to the trough this world, even if I have to betray others trust, I will get to the bottom of this. An ocelot never lets his prey escape.

Contains: Strong Language, Violence, Lying, Death, Nanomachines, Guns, Blood and lots of revolver spinning.

This is pretty much my first time writing and posting my fanfics here on the site, so any kind of criticism helps a long way so I can improve as a writer.

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This story is a sequel to Sundowner Downs Celestia.


Luna thought she was safe, she had guards outside her door to protect her. But we all know how useful guards are. And now...

IT WILL COME!

LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN!


And you already know, an audio reading from daddy ya boy Fire Hearth! HERE!

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