Jeff Slater, in all of his life, couldn't say he ever expected to be turned into a pony. When he heard about such a thing on the news, he imagined it was just science fiction, just like the many other things that played on the TV. Equestria Online, as far as he understood, was just a popular game that his children played.

It made waking up as a pony at the end of his battle against cancer all the more surprising.

Now she is a mare named Candle Light, living in the fictional land of Equestria, a land that presents itself with unlimited resources and happiness that seems almost never ending. And all that's asked of her is to find friendship and seek satisfaction for herself.

Friendship and satisfaction can be easy things to come by in Equestria, but it's much more difficult to find for the ones left behind on Earth. Happiness, it seems, is a zero-sum game being played between ponies and humans. And Candle Light may just be caught in the middle of it.

Cover art by Merisa.

It's been barely a week since the Qliphoth fell, barely a week since Dante disappeared and sealed off the demon world. Everything should be ok now right? Wrong. Someone's looking for Portals to the demonic realm to close them off, and someone else is looking for the same thing to rip the veil open. And both seem have set their sights on Canterlot's mirror portal.
Some people just can't catch a break can they?
Post DMC 5
Warning this is a Prototype story.
Rating May change to M Later

Caramel has many interests, and a long history of getting sucked into scams while following them. Chancellor Neighsay wishes to work through his backlog of pending EEA investigations, and offers him a deal.

Rated T for brief strong language, mild CW for internalized ableism (neurodivergence)

Winner of the Caramel x Chancellor Neighsay bracket in the semifinals of the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting May Pairings Knockout Contest.

Fleetfoot comes to Princess Twilight with a friendship problem (... ish) and gets helped by a strangely history-obsessed unicorn instead.

Winner of the Fleetfoot x Firelight bracket in round 1 of the Quills and Sofas Speedwriting May Pairings Knockout Contest.

A thousand years ago, the Pillars of Equestria imbued six crystals with their magic - the essence of their souls - and planted those seeds to bring about a brighter future.

Over time they sprouted into the Tree of Harmony, which became the base of Equestria's power and prosperity.

Now the Tree would like to meet its parents.

This story is dedicated to Rambling Writer who did what I honestly totally forgot to do and got the Tree of Harmony added as a character tag.

Featured 8/27/2023 - 8/30/2023!

The Equestrian Royal Family always enjoys one Tea Break a day, where all members are in attendance. And today would have been no different if something else hadn't occurred. Luckily its something Celestia and Luna have dealt with before, though the fact that they are both extremely out of practice is something they should have taken into account before starting this venture.

The fact that the other two Princesses have never seen something like this before is perhaps another niggle in their little plan... if they had a plan to begin with.

Notes.
Made a cover for this, its wonky and some of the proportions are off but it sort suits it. Can't be bothered colouring it yet.

This started off as a dark comedy, 2000 words of just back and forth insults (before I added any meat to it). What it is now, I'm not exactly sure but lets just say it is firmly in the category of AU. Details of the AU are below the warning.

Warnings. (Celestia Chapter)
Sex - Mentions of acts, no smut held within.
Gore - Vague (for the moment)
Profanity - They swear like sailors.

Warnings. (Luna Chapter)
Sex - Mention of acts and conquests, no great detail given.
Gore - Rather prevalent in this one but nothing too gruesome... Though it depends on your imagination.
Profanity - They still swear like sailors.
Non-Con - Mentioned at a couple points.

Warnings (Epilogue)
Sex - Joked about and alluded to.
Profanity - Yes
Violence - Briefly

AU - Two Ancient Nutjobs.

Celestia - A far more vain and self conscious individual. Her mane colour is dependant on the season. Some minor mentioned changes to her wings but nothing massive.

Luna - A thestral alicorn with a slight scottish accent and an even more brusque nature. A head shorter than Celestia. Mane colour dependant on the phases of the moon.

General - Both can confidently measure their ages... In literal age's and their past both together and apart is not exactly all sunshine and rainbows. They are still sisters by blood, though the nation they were born in is naught but ash. Sort of a crack AU in a way.

Born to a family of tithe collectors in The Capitol, Twilight Sparkle is no stranger to the inner workings of the Administratum. When she is sent to investigate news of the return of the sister of the Empress, she discovers working in the Imperium of Man is rarely as clean as the reports suggest.

While the Astra Militarum wages war across countless worlds, against unknowable horrors, the Administratum wages its own war… mainly against itself. For the only thing that could compete with the will of the divine is the wheels of Imperial bureaucracy.

Stuck between overseeing debtors, strange cults, and making sure her new associates don’t kill each other first, a strange prophesy involving some mysterious rocks is the least of her concerns.

An idea I had a few years ago that that has been sitting on my hard drive, thought it would be nice to finish it off and post it somewhere.
New chapter every 2-4 weeks.

Thwighlit Sporkle fights off the Darkons reed book and make big light to save everypony.

Crack-fic created for Shakespearicles' birthday not-a-contest

Trigger warning: Intentionally bad grammar/spelling

During an 111th birthday party, Scootaloo tries to find Pinkie Pie for advice on how to be happy. And by that, she asks Pinkie Pie why she's happy all the time. Scootaloo, having been orphaned and relatively to herself for as long as she can remember, wonders what the point of life is at an early age.

This is a story not just about Pinkie's origins, but about finding the point of it all.

Anon didn't pay taxes back in the human world and now that his former government has found him, and they will take him back to earth by any means. [fun fact the only thing the joker fear's is the IRS]

source of picture https://www.dontmesswithtaxes.com/2022/11/irs-ci-domestic-and-global-tax-crime-efforts-pay-off-in-fy2022.html