Below are two fanfic reviews based purely on the initial impressions provided by the first chapter (or first 3k words.) For an outline of what my reviewing guidelines are, go here. Please do not request reviews!

One NSFW Mature story review is below. I don't believe I can link directly to the story, even on my blog, so I linked to the author's profile instead. Just to be safe, get the deets after the break!

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I have a lot of comic updates today so I'm just going to post them all with links to them. Remember, if you want to donate to ATN's Patreon, go here and if you want to donate to my personal one, go here.

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Who knew we were aiding an evil psychopathic sociopath murderer this entire time?

Original Song Parody: Trump's Orange

Sung to the lyrics of 'I'm Blue (da ba dee)' by Eiffel 65.

By: Emma Lee Downs

Yo listen up here's a story,
About a really fat guy that lives in a orange world,
And all day and all night,
And everything he sees is just orange,
Like him inside and outside,
Orange his house with an orange little window,
And an orange limo,
And everything is orange for him,
And himself and everybody around,
'Cause he ain't got nobody to listen.

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1 - I went fishing with my good shoes. I caught myself a barra-boot-a

2 - I bought a universal remote yesterday. Now I am a Master of the Universe.

3 - I kicked a tree today. It barked at me. And then it bit me. The BARK was worse than the bite. Is this one funny? I dunno...

4 - I wished upon a star tonight for somebody to make me a plushie toy of my avatar as my ultimate Christmas gift this year. It didn't come true.

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As I've mentioned on occasion, I am a teacher, and this year has left me too busy to do as much on FiMfiction as I wanted to. But Summer Vacation is starting soon, and I want to spend it writing, and that means MORE STORIES! That's the gist of things, but check below the break for more details!

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Hello again. I have a new story. It's called Magic School Zord. It stars Cheerilee. As the name implies, it's about Cheerilee using her Zord for a fantastical school trip. Where? The moon of course! This is a silly idea that floated in my head that I wanted to make reality and I thought Cheerilee deserves more love. I think she is the most underappreciated of the Luna 6.

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Hey again. Magic School Zord is finally finished. To be honest, I don't think this was my best. I am happy with it for the most part, but there are some parts I made some mistakes in. The biggest one is that it took me forever to find a voice for all the foal characters. I just couldn't find the right places to put dialog in for them, so it was mostly Cheerilee talking. I finally found their voice in chapter 5 of all things. That was when I was the most comfortable writing for them. On the plus

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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I literally finished this story as if this minute and it has been approved for the viewing, so if you enjoyed How to Catch a Twilight and still want more, look no further, here's How to Catch a Fluttershy!

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Rating Scale:

12/10—a complete masterpiece; flawless and outstanding
11/10—Excellent, near-perfect film
10/10—the standard rating; awesome film with a couple of flaws
9/10—a wonderful film with several flaws
8/10–a great film with numerous flaws but not enough to ruin it

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I didn't mean to but apparently I made a sequel to Nightshift.
Everything else is still progressing, I just had to get this out of my brain is all.

TNightshift 2: Shift Harder

• MLP: FiM
• Comedy
• Slice of Life

An exhausted sleepwalking all-powerful Alicorn walks into a restaurant...

• Profanity
• Alt. Universe
• Twilight

Jinxed · 4.9k words  ·  191  4 · 2.3k views

(Sorry, you'll have to click on the images and zoom in.)

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It's time for more unpopular opinions! Aren't those fun to have? So prepare your butts. The porcupine needles of opposing viewpoints are heading in your direction!

I finally got around to watching the Ghostbusters 2016 movie and I have to say; it's really not as bad as people are making it out to be. I thought that the plot was pretty decent. There was a lot of good humor and action. At the end of the day, I think all of the controversy around the film turned out to be kind of dumb.

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'Tis the season for holiday stress — and for the RCL to be pushing through almost 700,000 words of longfics in our reading queue. That dual crunch has slowed us down, and we're currently working with our pending featured authors on their interviews.  But don't worry — we've got you covered!

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Finally, my first episode of my Dark Souls series is up on my channel, after staying up for 5 FUCKING HOURS last night making sure the upload didn't crash or anything. I've spent a lot of money for my capture card and my Blue Yeti Microphone (which ironically came in a red color, ha ha ha) so I am determined to get some mileage out of this garbage. If you want to see idiot me play Dark Souls and possibly be unfunny then follow the link down below and enjoy what this retard has put out on the

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So I just wrote some meme-tastic stuff, and my 'Gaben Vs. The Burrito Bureaucracy' story is about to reach 800 views. So basically I'm happy that I can divert energy into writing some garbage. Thanks for reading and I'll write a new story or finish that Filthy Frank one at some point, idk, I'll get around doing that at some point.

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Rock Out is the new story that takes place in the alternate world of Anthro Ponies and The main characters are Vinyl Scratch, Octavia Melody, Lyra Heartstring, Big Macintosh, Trixie Lulamoon, Shining Armor, Princess Cadence, Screwball, Adagio Dazzle, Aria Blaze, Sonata Dusk and My OC Soundcheck.

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Hello again. I have a new story I am working on. It's called the Anniversary of True Love. It's a side story of my Galaxy Rangers story. I know I said this would be a one-shot, but I thought the story would work better in multiple chapters. This is going to be a short story though. It will probably only be about three or four chapters or so.

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Ditzy Doo Loves Muffins

I enjoy eating muffins
I like them big and small
If you get me a dozen
Then I will eat them all

There is much I like about muffins
Their soft texture and sweet taste
Cold or fresh out of the oven
In my mouth they will be placed

Sometimes I'll set them out to cool
But with their enticing scent so fast entrapping
In eager anticipation I'll start to drool

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