Got some jokes for the uninterested... · 2:49am Dec 23rd, 2016
1 - I went fishing with my good shoes. I caught myself a barra-boot-a
2 - I bought a universal remote yesterday. Now I am a Master of the Universe.
3 - I kicked a tree today. It barked at me. And then it bit me. The BARK was worse than the bite. Is this one funny? I dunno...
4 - I wished upon a star tonight for somebody to make me a plushie toy of my avatar as my ultimate Christmas gift this year. It didn't come true.
5 - I got a girlfriend today. (the joke is that why would anyone want to be my girlfriend when there are so many better options? XD)
6 - I put tap dancing shoes on a load of cupcakes. They all did abundance.
7 - Where does the general keep his armies? What the hell do you think? This is the oldest joke in the modern book.
8 - Donald Trump
9 - Kill me kill me kill me kill me Kill me kill me kill me kill me Kill me kill me kill me kill me Kill me kill me kill me kill me Kill me kill me kill me kill me
10 - Did you hear about the snake that had a tantrum? It was having a HISSy fit.
The only thing that could've been remotely funny is if you put a Click joke in #2.
That, and if #3 had better grammar.
Spicy jokes though!
Excuse me while I memorize these to anger my friend...
If a tree bites you, it's probably a dryad.
Here's another one:
I wrote a story today.
4351910 And remember; if your ball doesn't fit in your mouth, it's not yours.
A wise wisdom from I, the Pony of Wisdom dispensing wisdom from my wisdom tooth.
4351883 Oh crap I just realized who you were because you usually had that other avatar! I am so sorry! I hope your friend is faring well, madam!