Parodypasta: The Scariest Story of All time

A short story by Emma Lee Downs.

Summary: I've been listening to a lot of creepypastas lately and thought I would write a parody since there aren't a lot of those out there. I hope you enjoy it.

Link 1: https://www.fictionpress.com/s/3224275/1/Parodypasta-The-Scariest-Story-of-All-Time

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Okay. Vacation time’s over, people. And all Theresa can say about it is that France and Ireland should have been nicer to her. Now she’s ready to get back to the grueling grind of trying to move coins with her mind. She describes it as the most boring and frustrating thing that she had ever done. (I promise you that reading about it is even worse). She’s most frustrated by her lack of any kind of progress, which might not have happened if she didn’t take so much time off to go visit countries

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Wow, if the only options are Soicalism and Wokeism, then it really makes you miss the good old days of fascism and racism, don't it?

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So today, among other things is National Muffin Day.

As well as now having a craving for muffins, I can't get this song out of my head...

You're all welcome.

Hey, all! Thanks so much for making The Barcast as big as it is! But we need your help. We want to hit that magical 1.1k sub goal and if you haven't subbed, what are you waiting for?

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Oh wow, with everything that's been going on, I almost forgot about this!

Every year, in the leadup to April 1st, I try to organize an effort to get stupid and insane stories on the front page for April Fools Day: Operation: Crackfic-Storm!.

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It was my birthday yesterday! I'd meant to post the day of, but honestly, I was so tired and busy I just didn't have much time or energy to sit at my computer. Wanna hear a funny story or two, plus see the new playlist I made for Sassaflash? Get it after the jump!

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Here we are at the last chapter of this literary abortion. The world starts to panic as Theresa’s plan to put everyone into a deep sleep begins to gradually overtake the globe. However, Stinson and Blair, Theresa two biggest, lame-brained, lobotomized, numbnuts cheerleaders assure the entire world population that while it may seem like a bad thing, nothing that Theresa does can ever be bad, and that Theresa can only be good and do good. Why is this a good thing? Because Theresa needs time to

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Scherzer goes back to his home country and assures the Israeli people that Theresa will help, and that anyone who challenges her is a fool, because she has the power to destroy the world. Since we already know how powerful Theresa is, and how beloved she is by the general populace, and how anyone who dares oppose her is humiliated or jailed, any potential conflict that can come of this is pretty much voided, no matter what the author tries to throw in.

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It's March again, and every year, in the leadup to April 1st, I try to organize an effort to get stupid and insane stories on the front page for April Fools Day: Operation: Crackfic-Storm!.

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Podcast day is here again, so you know the drill. Today our guest is Majin Syeekoh who's written some pretty interesting shit you should check out. You can come ask him questions, shitpost at him, harass all of us, get your rhino needs, and drink along with us using our drinking word of the day. It's a great...horrible time.
Please don't leave me there alone.

Seriously though, it begins at 4PM PST (in about half an hour) here:

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What does a man with his penis stuck inside his wife, have in common with a car in a parking lot that has a dead engine?

They both can't pull out.

Thank you, you've been a great audience and I've been an awful comedian.

So another new story and another new ship!

This time we have a new paring that I've not written for before, one I'm aware is very popular. Now that I've had a taste of wring for it I have to agree that it is a very good couple, both Applejack and Rarity have a really good dynamic that is very fun to work with.

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This amused me.

That is all.

Source

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I didn't have a lot of time, but this was a fun simple thing to write. Glad I did it. It's been too long since I've updated.

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