So you're aware and I don't get another message asking me "WHAT U DO NEXT< WEN DONE?" (I'm not even kidding.) I'm going to give you a glimpse of what's on my plate:

-Gynecologist Anon: 60% done (Done by monday maybe? Or sooner?)
-Vinyl Scratch sillyness: 10% done
-When You Least Expect It follow up story: 10% done
-Colab with Priest: 5% done
-More LWTSIW: Well...I have an idea, does that count?
-I Thought She Knew: I might work on it someday if anyone cares

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For what occasion? Well, I'm not allowed to look at the thread, but there's more info here apparently. Go nuts.

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So. I did a thing.

I wrote a story with the help of Dungeon AI, which created a game I played through as Anon. Then wrote about what it would be like if Anon and Twilight were playing that game.
Guys... it's really dumb and gross.

But I do hope it gives you a giggle.

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I told you it would take a while, but I did it. And apparently it hit the featured box instantly somehow, so OKAY! It's based off of something I did a while ago, but I feel I made it so so much better...and worse. It's got some actual clopishness in it. Go read at your own risk.

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So I wrote a thing.
Living with Twilight Sparkle is Weird has a new very unexpected update, and I hope all you other sleep-deprived assholes enjoy it. And for those that see this when you wake up? Surprise! Isn't that a nice surprise?
No?
Then go fuck yourself.

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Not much to say. Too hot. Anon is too hot. Twilight is not nice about it. Hijinx ensue. Bad things happen. Shit gets gross and awful. Pun.

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I didn't have a lot of time, but this was a fun simple thing to write. Glad I did it. It's been too long since I've updated.

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HahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaahaHAHA HA HAHA HAAAAH!

Yaaaay. Here you go. I did a thing I said I might do. Anyway, I'll work on more important things soon

See you later for the podcast, and have a nice weekend.

-Pencil

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I'm not going to say much here. Just that this was Enigma's idea. And I'm not ashamed. I hope it's a fun reminder that the holidays can be horrible. And fun. And also horrible.

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It's been a while, and I like writing these, so have something... a little depressing. At least it makes me laugh. Hope it makes some of you giggle too. Or cry. Whatever.

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Go read it here, and then wait another month for an update or something.

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