For those of you who read the latest chapter of Diaries, you will remember Celestia saying she'll die. By Cardinal's hoof.

But does this mean she will?

That, is for book three. . .

In all seriousness though, there will be a battle.

Also, blog on episode 101 tomorrow.

Okay, so as someone who shall not be named decided to comment on me spoiling a recently leaked episode and be a bitch about it, I' ve decided to oblige by their wishes, if only just and get the spoilers out of their faces. Here, have some new ones.

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I've been trolled... That's all I'm saying.

~Vanilla Mocha,
Coffee Mare

Well, GungHo thought it would be funny if they gave me a ton of Keeper of Lights rather than Keeper of Darks. I swear, I was trying to farm some keepers for future monsters and I never got a single Keeper of Dark! Bah! If that wasn't as bad, They also decided to consistently give me Dragon Flowers when I don't need them! 13 in total and still no use...

Why can't you just drop me some Tamas and Tri-Fruits for me at the PEM?!

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...I Warned Ya!

1:Why am I writing another thoughts post?
2:Why do I write anything?
3:When will I finish my fan fiction?

These are questions absolutely nobody asked, but I will answer anyway

Answer 1: I’m a gluten for punishment
Answer 2: it’s fun, even though I stink
Answer 3: probably in about a year
Answer 4: (I misspelled glutton and left it in because I’m a troll)

I don’t know what a blog post is…
I’ll start to try to find out…
And when I do…
I’ll keep you…
POSTED!
(Troll face goes here)

1st: you may ask, what is my channel about?
Answer: Trolling of course! Why else did you
you come here?
2nd: I’m moving my updates to YouTube, here’s the link
Here https://youtube.com/watch/youvebeentrolledHD

First: this is my January update, and nothing is new, sorry, or you’re welcome depending on if you care about me or not.

2: I would ask you all, PLEASE! Post a comment, I won’t tell you why, only that I will appreciate it.

Fourth: Thank you!

So I really only make these when I’m bored, I know nobody reads them, but it’s just fun ya know.
So down to business

Firstly: i’m done with two chapters of my book so we get closer closer to your unhappiness.

2: I am only writing about 200 words every time I write and I’ve only written anything about four times so…

Third: this was formatted for to troll you, did it work?

I wrote a story today. It is short. I hope it is approved by the end of the day, as I was hoping to get it released quickly.

I did nothing!

I completely forgot and procrastinated through the entire months and didn’t write anymore of my main story.

You are welcome.

Why?

Because it stinks!

That is all I have to say.

Quite a few times I've been called a troll here on fimfiction.... me Bendy.

But I don't really do trollish things, as in constantly harassing users here. Okay, I ask really stupid questions during the Good HIE podcast, but I don't hound them for an answer by messaging them or anything. Does asking such questions make me a troll, even though I mean nothing spiteful from them?

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When I got into the car earlier after school, my mom was hysterically laughing. Why?

She was trolling a scammer into oblivion.

Turns out that she got a call from the "IRS" about an arrest warrant out for her, but instead of ignoring the message from the already-sketchy phone number, she just straight up dialed in.

And flooded them with question. After. Question.

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I'm gonna be going through the posted chapters to revise them a little, and hope to have Chapter 6 up by the end of the week.

We seem to have a rabid troll, who seems to be posting pointless NSFW threads in random groups. He has been banned before, only to come back. May my blog post give you light in the darkness that could be your feed.

What the hell can we do about this?

*scrolls through le notifications*

*new comment on Death to the Dash!*

*reads it*

*lols*

*replies*

Okay, so, I made Death to the Dash how long ago?

And only NOW I receive a hate comment?

OOH! Does that mean I'm famous now????

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....No not this kind (FML my childhood...)

DEFINITELY NOT THIS KIND!! (again...fml...my niece is still obsessed!...help me!)

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