Not really big on fanfic writing, but when I'm in the mood I'll jot something down from time to time. I'd much rather frequent sites like YouTube, DeviantArt, and Facebook
I've just been listening to 101Fact's video about 101 facts about the Deep Web, and as he started talking about the Red Room and how it is used to torture people...
...my own personal torturer, Nevercake, shows up to interrupt the video with one of his bloody accursed League of Legend adverts.
I am sorely convinced this man needs to die in the most brutal and most painful way possible.
Because it is important that you all know I have one of the best dogs in the world.
Also somebody made this comparison of me the other week. What do you all think?
Ladies and gentlemen...and Boulder...
Can you all please post images of either werewolves and/or people diving out of or through windows? I have work in the morning and I'd appreciate if someone could track down some images for me. Anime ones would be nice if possible, or any artwork you can find.
What does a man with his penis stuck inside his wife, have in common with a car in a parking lot that has a dead engine?
They both can't pull out.
Thank you, you've been a great audience and I've been an awful comedian.
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Puns, like punches, are more effective in bunches.
4405341 And bumholes, just like our faces, need to be shaved to get into good graces.
I can rhyme too, see? Can I join the cool kids club now?
4405352
I wasn't aware that you weren't already a member.
4405415 I was considered too HOT for the COOL kids club.
4405451
Interesting. They do say that a good sense of humor adds to one's attractiveness.
4405469 You trying to say I'm attractive, dude?
Huh. You could say that after that implication, I'm feeling POSITIVE and NEGATIVE feelings right about now.
The joke being Magnets - attraction and positive/negatives? Sorry, that joke was forced. MAGNETIC FORCED.
4405494
I am saying that they may have found a reason to suspect that. It is only appropriate because "hot" is in adjective which informally describes attractive things or individuals.
You can be consoled by the fact that you can make jokes. You may pity yourself over the fact that this may preclude your incorporation into this exclusive group. Indeed, you could say that you are experiencing polar feelings.
4405498 Are you telling me I give people the cold shoulder?
Get it? Because 'polar' as in the North/South pole, where it's freezing?
Sorry, that joke was awful. I guess I need to CHILL out.
4405504
This conversation is making me reminisce about my play through of Undertale.
4405510 Coincidentally, I'm wearing a jacket that sort of looks like San's jacket right now.
4405513
As am I.
4405515 So i sure hope everyone commenting here is doing alright this afternoon, and I think it's safe to say they are because there's only two people on this post.
4405523
Jokes on you. It's still morning where I am.
4405527 Joke's on you too, dude. Because I don't give a sloppy slivery fuck. XD
4405543
Yes, but the implication that you care about how I am doing in the afternoon remains. What is of significance is that I cannot adequately answer that question. Thus, you will have to wait for your answer unless you lose interest.
4405547 You do know the secret to life isn't maple syrup, right?
4405612
I wouldn't have even guessed that.
4405615 So Valentine's Day will be here soon and once more I'll be staying at home with nobody to send a bouquet of roses to or a box of chocolates. Shame - i had a bonus the other week from my employers so some girl out there might be missing out on both roses and chocolates from me, and maybe a plushie toy on top.
Oh well. Single Guy's TV dinner for me then.
4405626
So what instead will you finance with that windfall, or do you mean to imply that you would have otherwise utilized those funds to purchase the gifts and leave yourself to starve?
4405653 Why would i buy gifts for no reason?
4405700
That is not what I meant. From what you said, it sounded like those gifts would now come to pay for your meals, but TV dinners are not considered highly exorbitant compared to plush toys or decadent candy. I could only presumed that you would use excess funds to enhance your own viands, but it occurred to me that maybe you had intended to starve under the condition of having someone to give presents to so that you might further fund those, but now instead you have the funds sufficient for TV dinners but there's nothing else you'd buy.
4405716 I'm not going to talk jokingly to you anymore because without facial expressions you can't tell when I'm kidding or not.
4405777
Likewise.
4405782 We still friends?
4405797
Absolutely!
I laughed harder than I should've. XD
4406035 A few more views on this blog and I'll be laughing harder than I ever should.
Because I'll have 69 views. LOL ROFL KEK'LL LOL Am I hip and cool and down with the kids yet?
4406061 OMG XD I MISSED THE 69 VIEWS DANG IT
4406362 It's alright - I missed it too. Just like I missed the dart board the last time I played darts.
4406375 Just like I missed my romantic life.
Amazing, I say.
4406447 Oh, you'll get it back. You're a delightful young woman who is courteous and friendly. Qualities such as these shall surely net you a decent man one day. Have patience, be bold and make your selection of choice carefully and you'll surely find that special someone. Hell, at the very least you could always go on holiday and have a holiday romance like in those oldie time movies.
4406547 What on God's Green and Blue Earth is your bio supposed to be saying?
4406693
4407082 I farted. What on earth was that?
4407140 Something
4407206 You're a strange one, Mr Rotorix.
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