Like sun-baked dog turds left on the lawn, the plate of brownies lacked any sort of appetising appeal, and were probably just as dry.

So... what prose do you regret writing?

Recently, I've written a new story called "Mindscapers".

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So I'm bringing this all up... because I got the strangest private message the other day.

You should have seen me, staring at that pm, confused at what I was reading.

The cap-locks, the swearing and the WOULD YOU KINDLY bleeding off the computer screen. I looked at it, closed the tab, and then I went back and looked at it some more. Because holy shit, this is not how you ask for updates, dear god.

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More purple terribadness, since people insist, and somehow got to my spouse. This time, from a dreamscape, so extra purple.

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I'll analyze the polls later, but for now I thought of something that I can't decide on. Should I have a wedding for each member or few members, or should I wait until the end and have one giant ceremony?
I'm not even sure who all will be in the marriage by the end. I think Luna, Celestia, Chrysalis, and Twilight; not sure if any others.

The next chapter is currently being proofread/edited. It will contain more gay than the average set, but also straight and lesbian stuff. The set after this will be mostly straight.

Sneak peaks?

One

"Greetings my companions with benefits!" Luna's approach was so sudden that the two instinctively erected magical barriers.

And two

“If I am your prey, dear sister, you will have to hunt,” Celestia chuckled

Results taken as of 7:40 AM PDT.

Which characters?

54 - Twilight Sparkle
Oh my! Twilight beat out Cadence for the top spot! You all really want to see some hot sibling belly-slapping I guess!
53 - Cadence
Well I expected this to be the top, but at least she's close! Mmmm close.
51 - Celestia
Poor Celestia; she didn't want to be at the top of the poll. Yet. I'm sure she'll cum around.
48 - Shining Armor

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How in Daybreaker's flaming cooch did one of my Headless Rainbow stories get featured?

So I'm thinking... there are already a cubic butt-ton of individuals in this marriage. Twilight's obviously going to get into it as well, but I'm on the fence about Twilight Velvet/Night Light. Sure there will be nice hot milf banging, but should the two actually get tugged into Cadance's marriage as well?

Funny the things that stay with you. The first quote here popped into my head earlier today, when I put on a coat I hadn't worn in a while. And it got me thinking about how fanfiction, for all its humility, sometimes makes a lasting impact. That can be a story twist, a characterisation, a witty barb of dialogue... but sometimes it's just a little bit of prose. And it worms its way in, and sticks with you for years and years, because there's just something about the phrasing that's a tiny bit

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It's back, with a new chapter. Planned update schedule is one chapter per week, day may vary.

It's really good and you should read it

For context, I wrote this for a Fallout tabbletop game a couple years ago.

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IN WHICH HAPPY BOXING DAY!
I meant to post while it was still Christmas (CST) but as usual I’m late. I hope my few remaining readers had a lovely holiday! Here’s a song that’s been in my head lately.

Chuu is one of those who, according to her coworkers, really is just a ball of sunshine. Follow me past the jump.

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It's been a while since I've written one of these, but I've been hanging around in FimFiction's Discord's Writing Help chats, and one of the most common things I've been seeing is difficulty with character voicing. Character voicing is hard. It's what's important to making characters stand out from each other. So I thought I'd write a little blog about some of my thoughts on Word Choice in relation to a character's voice.

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So, I mentioned in passing to a friend that I wanted to get my OC, Epic Prose, dressed up as Sombra in a picture... and he may have actually gotten me a profile picture of Prose dressed as Sombra!

So, yeah, until at least next week this is m new profile picture! Might change my name too, to go with it, but then again perhaps not.

Until then.

"Come, little children, I have quite a story to tell you. And I assure you, it'll be one for the centuries."

My new avatar is by Pokefound, if anyone cares. You can search for artist:pokefound on Derpibooru to find it, but be aware that the full image contains necrophilia and gore. Poor Mercury Shine... again.

I loved the old one by Glitter Unicorn, but apparently technically having blood in an avatar can be against the rules, and I don't want to risk being considered naughty.

Right now, Las Vegas is in a torrential rainstorm. I'd even call it biblical, if it actually kept up that long.

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New chapters soon.

New version of this poll posted in a more recent post
Random poll in the mean time. How many eggs should Chrysalis lay after her impregnation by Shining?

Salutations, writers, and welcome back! It’s Monday, it’s Being a Better Writer, and it’s our first topic from Topic List #23! Wow!

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