Communism transformed Russia and China from feudalistist, backwater, agrarian societies into industrialized world powers in the span of a few decades, lifting hundreds of millions of people out of poverty.

I've seen some bait in my day.

I first got into pony (and later reading ponyfic) at the beckoning of a friend of mine towards the end of our senior year of high school. I read a lot. He read a lot. We read very different things, however. I was already off the [Romance] train and generally avoided it like the plague. He was obsessed with TaviScratch. We decided it would be a good idea to do a fic exchange of sorts. I'd pick out five of my favorites for him to read. He'd do the same for me.

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NOPE. THIS AIN'T A FORESHADOWING. NOPE. THIS REALLY AIN'T A FORESHADOWING. FLASH IS GOING TO END UP WITH NEON LIGHTS. THAT'S OFFICIAL.

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And congratulations on everyone for making it through! There are fresh towels at reception, and pick up your complementary pony plush on the way out.

Since I feel like sharing a song, here's one that never fails to make me smile:

No, you're working on an extreme anal play story while you're supposed to be either sleeping or working on your story-of-actual-literary-merit. The nice thing about writing butt play tho is that, cis-as-fuck tho I may be*, I can write female characters having sex with absolute confidence I know how it feels. Everypony got a butt.

Sauce

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Greetings, all.

So, I'll get straight to the point. I am working on the next installment, CTTB: Life in the Crystal Empire. I've got some progress made into it, though it is not an easy go of things as of yet. Primarily, work has gotten more involved, taking me away for weeks at a time.

I still do what I can when I can, but to say I'm busier than usual is grossly underselling my situation.

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The Spike story I promised everyone is done. And I tried. I kinda tried. A little. He has real feelings as a character. He's a sympathetic role. He has wants, needs, a driving force, and an emotional arch where he learns a lesson in the end which will change his life.

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Wow, if the only options are Soicalism and Wokeism, then it really makes you miss the good old days of fascism and racism, don't it?

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Brain: Watch Zootopia for the 50th time.

Me: Okay.

Brain: Your not even going to ask why?

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So, this book arrived today.

And I quote:

"Noooooo!" Lyra called out as she burst from the closet.

G. M. Berrow, you scamp.

Full Name: Teona Royal British Egg
Future Career: Voice Actress
Birthday: January 6
Relationship Status: Hostage
Height: 5'6 (around that)
Favorite Color: Purple
Girl BestFriends: Soluna (& Cindy) - Online - RDcrystalheart, NorthernLights8 & Many More. Okay, more like 7 more.
Boy Bestfriend: None - Online - Blaze (DeviantART)
In Love?: YES (with Soluna... ????)
Want Kids?: Yes
If, So How Many?: 2-3
SnapChat: Yes, I have one.
Zodiac Sign?: Capricorn ♑️

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