Hmmm...

but also has them ignoring the numerous times she's saved Equestria from certain destruction and has gone out of her way to help many individuals time and time again.

Which can still mean... practically NOTHING to anyone.

In my personal view, being a Hero/Savior and being a Good/Decent Person are completely different things.

Let's start with Raven...

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Here she is. Queen Celestia's hand and voice. Leader of the phoenix-born. May I present to you, Lady Raven Inkwell and Dylis.

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A little funsies in anticipation of a status update for fics. Things are somewhat in flux right now, more details to follow.

Imagine, if you will, a simple room with one table, and six seats. On one side, three people sit. Let's pretend they're ponies for the sake of comedy. There's a stallion, a white-maned mare, and a regular, young mare. Across from them sits... a Cracker.

This is a job interview. Here's the broad terms on how it goes.

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Hello Everypony,

If you're keeping up with Under the Dark, please enjoy a new chapter today. The plot thickens *(rimshot),* and if you're hoping for lewds, well...we're getting there! This chapter sheds more light on where exactly this story is going, so read on!

Keep in touch, ponyfolk!

Had a shower thought yesterday that the four "goth" ponies we see in the main show represent four aspects of goth culture. Allow me to explain.

Inky Rose -- Fashion

This is the most obvious one, as her debut appearance in "Honest Apple" is all about fashion. Beyond that, in my headcanon, she is not the only pony in her family who represents the gothic culture.

Snow Hope -- Hair/Make-up

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Ohhhh Sparky! Look what I had Rarity make for me! Like it? Is it the sexy? -She says imitating Starfire's voice-

You tell me.

Oh Celestia above I love you!

IN WHICH I PULL AN ALL-NIGHTER MAYBE
I'm a tad upset with myself. I've started my Mayor Mare short story -- its title is Non-Adventure in the Crystal Empire -- and I made some progress, but it's not ready yet. The reason I'm upset is because I had last year's Mayor story completed a week before deadline. This won't be. Sigh. Let me tell you about it.

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Tentatively titled "Cavern Clash", which should give some clue as to its contents, it currently stands at 5200 words and climbing; I suspect it will be at around 8k when all is said and done. As I started into it, I realized I had yet to address a nagging question leftover from the first book--namely, what happened to the two Ravens captured at Epsilon the evening before the war? You know,

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Or are they?

According to a tweet of Amy Keating Rogers, these two are apparently, in fact, most indubitably sisters.

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I proudly present you a reading of a parody of Edgar Allan Poe's "The Raven."
It's good to be back. Something a little sillier for y'all.
Some swearing; PG-13 but nothing inappropriate. Just SWAG.

Works on FimFiction I've Proofread/Edited for (From most recent to first)

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Hey there Everybrony! Good to see that you're all still following me despite how long my story is turning out! And for those of you who have already granted me the honor of your likes, Thanks you. Anyhow since I'm in the writing mood I'll make this fast! First off what did you think of the startling plot revelations this time around? Could you see it coming? Was it too unoriginal? Or did you enjoy it? Granted either way the storyboard is already drawn out so I'm not changing it.

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Okay, so for those of you who tend to really like my stuff, I exist on GoodReads now! Why this is a thing, who knows, but you can now give me ratings and stuff on there. Please do!

And about updates?

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I'd like to give a big shout-out and thank-you to Raven Regios, for commissioning a picture of me as a present, surprising me with it this past weekend. She said it was a gift and thank-you to me for all the help I'd given her stories. So thank you very much, Raven! This was very sweet and I appreciate it greatly! I like it a lot and have very happily made it my new Avatar.

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So, if anyone actively reads my stories, they might have noticed something new. In the author's notes of forty of my stories, I've added something: the date that they were revised for print. Minus a few very recent stories, there is a huge bump in quality from the previous editions. Most of my stories that will be ready for the first book I have I have in mind are from 2017. That's a huge leap in what I can do as a writer, and most of the stories got far more than a deep scrub of their quality;

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TBattle of Canterlot: I Want to Break Free

• MLP: FiM
• MLP: Movie
• Adventure

The Storm King has defeated the reigning Princesses and put Twilight Sparkle to flight. Now more than ever, Equestria needs a wise and selfless leader. Instead, they have Blueblood.

• Death
• Violence
• Alt. Universe
• Prince Blueblood
• Fancypants
• Royal Guard
• Tempest Shadow
• Raven Inkwell

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It's ready! If you're interested in badass ponies, cad-to-antihero Blueblood character arcs, a major role for the tragically underused Raven Inkwell, and Tempest being especially badass, plz give it a read.

Okay. Having busted my ass all month, and posted two stories in two days, I'm going to go pretend FiMfic -- and, indeed, the entire internet -- don't exist now.

"Nothing's the same anymore." - Jeffery Sinclair - Babylon 5 - Chrysalis

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Spring continues everyone, as we hit MARCH!

March sees me finishing a couple minor projects to improve my economy and research time, but most importantly, sees our first IMPORTANT subsidy fill.

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Still don't think any of you are going to learn from any of this (Given my experiences with you) but anyway.

Long ago I was taught by my teachers, my elders, even my own siblings:

It is wrong to hit people (Throw the first punch, or trying to attack someone). I agree. No matter how much you may want to, it is wrong.

It doesn't matter what is said, or if someone is annoying... YOU DON'T HIT.

the only time you actually should hit someone is...

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Break for spoilers

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