I ordered the HeySilkySkin laser hair removal kit on January 2020 that costs $99. I thought that it never arrived because I kept on checking the tracking number on the website of the parcel service and it said that it was still in the sorting area. It arrived just now and it's unbelievable that it took me 1 year and 4 months to wait.

So, when I play I my guitar a bit 'too loud', by my gran's reasoning, even though she has the TV loud enough to wake the dead, she'll text me to turn it down.

Take note of that last bit. Then understand I was playing an acoustic guitar... Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's not how it works, grandma... That's why it's called 'acoustic', we've been over this.

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Well, this is a surprise, the first five hundred (plus) people who have read my story. It's a pretty great but scary thought, to be honest.

First off, I would like to appreciate everyone who has supported the story whether it be to like, dislike, left a comment or a view, because it helps me become a better writer for your benefit of reading greater chapters. Odd Beginnings is the longest project from my hobby of story writing and it continues to surprise me with its numbers.

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I hope you're doing well. I'm still here, alive. Don't be alone this Nightmare Night: be with good company.

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For some reason, I enjoy drawing trains with the pony as the engineer.

It's not about anything to important. It's just... Well it's night where I am and I happen to have a great view of the moon. However I have this irrational and overpowering fear of looking into a mirror and seeing myself either mutilated or as a something else looking back. And for windows it's just seeing some figure with murderous intent.

So far there is no new Pony writing coming out, but it could be expected within a not too distant future, next Sunday maybe?

It has been an odd Friday however, not a paritcularly fun one. However, for those inclined there is new content on my other accounts.

Wishing you a nice week.

If you are reading this out of context, I will link Transparent Living CH 28 (as of now, this post is here a day early so I can post Ch 28 without any problems) FAIR WARNING ALSO: IF YOU DON’T WANT SPOILERS FOR CH 28, I SUGGEST YOU READ THIS AFTER YOU’VE READ THE CHAPTER, LINK WILL BE PROVIDED IN THE AUTHOR’S NOTE AT THE END OF CH 28 I will keep the link there until this whole thing is finished.

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How are y’all coming to Hurt through Google? That bog-standard title doesn’t pop up unless you scroll very far. The Endless Cycle comes up if you google my name (thank Celestia). Honestly, even if you are googling my name, I guess I’m flattered, but that’s kind of weird.

So, how come there’s so many people coming to the story through Google. This perplexes me.

Also, feel free to rip the story apart, I don’t like it either.

And oh god, I guess that means the Fairy Odd Parents are what sonic ( games) is now :(

He couldn't take 2 seconds of Yonkers
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XSbZidsgMfw
I showed him the Frank Ocean song stuck in my head. I already put a link to that in the post before this one. He liked it.
His eyes went big when Tyler said, "well lick my dick how does that sound um" in Tamale
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OxlJLz9M8hQ
He thought Melanie Martinez was pretty good. He recognized her voice from somewhere.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HcVv9R1ZR84

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This is quite a late blog, but that's good because I'm soon going to release the next chapter for Odd Beginnings! Yay! I'm also nearly done planning the other two long-term stories, as well as working on another new story. Yes, I know that's overboard but I won't be releasing that until it's actually worth getting out there. I can assume that you have seen my new avatar? Is it good, bad? Personally, I think it's better than my previous one but I'd still like your opinion! Other than that, I

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First of all, holiday greetings, and all the best!

Now introducing my own personal oubliette: an anthology containing bits and pieces of my pony antics. If you liked anything I've written that's got a human tag on it, then you'll probably like a few of the things I'll be posting on it in the future!

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This will be a teaser for the upcoming Odd Beginnings chapter. If you do not want spoilers or want to keep a clear mind of the next chapter, DO NOT view this blog. There will be a few snip-its displayed below.

"...dark stump broke Paul’s speech..."

"...flooded their eyes with tears and said their final goodbyes."

WARNING: LARGEST SPOILER, view at your own risk.

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You read the title, go read the next chapter!
It's completely free! Go check it out if you haven't already!
And if you're still reading, might as well suggest it to your friends, or anyone who's interested in HiE!

...

Why are you still reading?
Do something.
You're scaring me.
Please. Go?
Uh... Help.
Oh right, I can stop. Haha! You have nothing else to read!

-Mr.User
(I lied)

Something odd happened today.

I went to the store to buy a few items, as I was checking out.

The cashier asked how I was, I said fine of course.

She then said, I looked as if I just woke up from a big nap.

I giggled.

Then she leaned in and whispered.

"Honestly, you look stoned. Just between us, don't worry I am too."

I was like...

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1. Cheez Whiz + rice
2. French fries + ice cream
3. Chicken nuggets + maple syrup
4. Maltesers + milk
5. Scrambled eggs + peanut butter
6. Peanut butter and banana sandwich
7. Peanut butter and cheese sandwich
8. Spanish bread + Vegemite
9. Spanish bread + cream cheese
10. Ice cream + potato chips
11. Chocolate + potato chips

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Which I apparently ended up writing regardless.

I can say so much right now... I really could. Hell, I could write a book on how much this upsets me and disturbs me. But, I know if I share my true opinions, I'll have a gang load of mindless jackoffs on my tail so I won't say a word. I'll just let you all realize how idiotic this whole thing is.