There has been a crime most foul in Ponyville! However, Twilight Sparkle is on the case, and she has finally gathered all of the suspects under one roof.

Tonight, she will discover the truth.

Tonight, one pony will face the justice they so richly deserve.

Tonight, she throws the book at them!

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This story is a sequel to Princess Celestia is Replaced by Donald Trump

When Tirek threatens to destroy Equestria, Princess Celestia and Princess Luna are left with no choice but to bring back the one man who can save them.

President Donald J. Trump.

Can the God-Emperor of the United States save Equestria once more? Or will he fall to the globalist might of Tartarus?

Pre-read by Sollace and King of Madness.

Edited by James Fire and Level Dasher.

A satirical piece.

When a rogue group of Changelings threatens Canterlot, it's up to Princess Celestia Donald J. Trump to defeat them!

Can the God-Emperor save the day? Or will the bad hombres be his undoing?

Edited By James Fire.

A satirical piece.

The frozen lands of the north are a place of many dangers. For Rarity, they are but a training ground. However, when the time comes for her to go for the treasure she has spent her entire life training to get, she must first pass through some of the most dangerous warriors to ever live: The One Hundred Dragons, a group of ninjas that have guarded the legendary spool of thread that once belonged to the great magus Lazarus the Wise.

Written as a challenge from my good friend King of Madness. Check out the story I challenged him to write: Pinkie Pie is Replaced by The Babadook.

Edited by James Fire.

Sex tag for sexual references.

After setting half of Canterlot on fire, Adagio recounts what happened between the time her house was burned down and when she was arrested to a police detective.

Written on Discord for a friend, and improvised from start to finish.

Pre-read by King of Madness.

Edited by James Fire.

You can all thank Majin Syeekoh for telling me I should put this up here.

Talent is a lot like ice cream. On the surface, it's hard to tell how long it'll be before it'll all melt and dribble all over your hand, but the part that sinks to the bottom of the cone is still-

Wait, wrong metaphor. Whatever.

Sonata Dusk has talents of her own, things Aria and Adagio couldn't do to save their lives, and she's going to prove it! With a brilliant plan backed up by her special skills, her old enemies won't know what hit them!

Sonata has a tooth ache. Adagio and Aria don't want to deal with it. Sunset Shimmer gets involved. Applejack is there. It's gonna be one of those days.

Inspired by a conversation with Tired Old Man, naturally.

Cover art by Rileyav.

Rated "Teen" and tagged with "Sex" because of Adagio freakin' Dazzle

Ever have one of those nightmares where you show up to school in your underwear? Adagio Dazzle has. Except it’s not really a nightmare… in multiple senses of the phrase.

This story is a sequel to Sonata's Food Trouble

Adagio tries to teach Sonata to drive and sets the blue knucklehead up for an experience that'll need double the insurance.

These two sirens are now stuck in traffic and they are set on driving, but this is not easy for Adagio, Sonata, or Aria, who was stuck in the backseat for a different reason.

(You don't need to read the prequel to understand this, but it would tell you where things are going in terms of success.)

Sonata needs to learn to cook and Home Economics is her best bet, but nobody said she knew what she was doing.

An important dish is due next class and Sonata only has one day to learn. She'll make the most of it.