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Death smiles at us all; all a man can do is smile back.

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The frozen lands of the north are a place of many dangers. For Rarity, they are but a training ground. However, when the time comes for her to go for the treasure she has spent her entire life training to get, she must first pass through some of the most dangerous warriors to ever live: The One Hundred Dragons, a group of ninjas that have guarded the legendary spool of thread that once belonged to the great magus Lazarus the Wise.


Written as a challenge from my good friend King of Madness. Check out the story I challenged him to write: Pinkie Pie is Replaced by The Babadook.

Edited by James Fire.

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Rarity OP plz nerf

“Greetings, young unicorn! I am Seven!” he lobster said. “I’m lucky because I wasn’t eaten by anyone here. These fellows seem to have a love for seafood.”

“Right.” Rarity ran by the lobster.

“Wait, where are you going!?” Seven ran after Rarity. “I thought you were going to fight me!”

“Nah, I feel bad for you!” Rarity yelled back.

Seven stopped chasing Rarity after a bit and let out a sigh. “Nobody ever fights me…”

What makes this even funnier is I'm imagining Number 7 as Larry the Lobster. :rainbowlaugh:

I can't wait to review this!

Will this have me in stitches?

Even if it does, sew what? I can still edit.

I got my knitting kit ready to pull this patchwork together.

8678643 go crazy dude!

This is good :D

The lightning fast blows she dealt to the bears thick hide had it capitulate in mere seconds.

lightning-fast.

ranging from pits of spikes to tripwires that would fire off darts coated in the most lethal of snakes venom.

snake's venom.

which she admired as she past by them

passed.

and of you shall stand between me and my treasure.”

if

“I guess there are some traps that I have no heard of.”

not.

“And should slay them, the demons of Tartarus send their weapons up through the ground to finish what they started,”

You're missing a word. "And who should slay them"?

she nearly ran into a werewolf clad in heavy plated (and black) armor.

heavy plate.

“I must make sure to bring this up to the management department for this horrid clan.”

with, not up.

Olaf

Do you want to build a snowman?

Sorry, James. :heart:

Uh-huh, I believe you.

Well that was sure fun!:pinkiehappy:

This had me in stitches.

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Thanks for reading! It means a lot to me that people still enjoy the nonsense I used to write. :)

Also, I feel obligated to link this.

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