Oral hygiene is a necessary and healthy part of any pony's life that must be diligently maintained. But what happens when a healthy habit becomes something far more sinister? What happens when brushing and flossing get taken too far?

Equestria's stupidest intervention, that's what.

In an unremarkable city, in an unremarkable hospital, to two unremarkable ponies, a filly was born. A filly who was all too remarkable. A filly who radiated Destiny, and Adventure.

Her parents, however, liked their unremarkable life, in their unremarkable city, and wanted nothing more for their little filly than to have a nice, normal, unremarkable youth. So whenever Destiny or Adventure reared their heads, they made sure to nip it in the bud. Magical portals, foreign princes, time travellers and mysterious salesponies of magical musical instruments all got the same answer:

Nope.

Based on the Nope: The Anime joke (original posts) that went around on Tumblr some years ago. Expect silliness.

Covert art based on a picture by greyscale / Theponysketchguy, edited by me to change her hair and eye colour and make her look younger.

Spanish version:
Un poni llamado Nop on DeviantArt, translated by SPANIARD KIWI.

Pinkie Pie is the richest pony in the history of Equestria. The secret to her wealth?

She has no idea.

Wake up in bed cuddling with a pony princess once, shame on the pony princess.

Wake up in bed cuddling with a pony princess twice, shame on...well, still shame on the pony princess.

Twilight is desperate to figure out her sleepwalking/sleepcuddling problem, and you want to help her in any way that you can. A sweet and funny little Slice of Life story.

Cover vector from Light Blade on derpibooru.

EDIT: Featured 10/15/19!

Night Glider has observed Hearts and Hooves day in her town for years: ponies have just simply acknowledged their fellow townsponies, since Starlight never wanted any love drama. No undying love was confessed, and no kisses were shared.

This year, Night Glider wants to change that. For both her, and her totally not crush, Double Diamond.

Awkwardness, embarrassment, and horribly cheesy pick-up lines ensue.

Starlight gets so preoccupied with whether or not she could, that she didn't stop to think if she should.

The Elements of Harmony have failed to stop Discord and now it falls to one man to save them all, one very unstable lunatic of a man. Who is this man you ask? Why he is The Freakazoid!

** popular story list 9/19/14**

A mysterious swan annoys Celestia to no end.

Youtube Reading

I am a unicorn living on Earth. I use my magic to cure human cancer.

A short little feel-good one shot written for Admiral Biscuit's ponies working on Earth not-a-contest.

Written on an impulse, so proofreading may be spotty.

Fluttershy has the hiccups, and her friends help her get rid of them.