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Just a brother and sister writing some fun stories.

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Vegans. Science has determined that they exist, but what do we really know about them? Some say they always face magnetic north and wander around in the forest at night foraging for wolves. All Anon knows is that they aren't one, but Twilight insists on treating them like some sort of grass-eating deviant.

Push a filly hard enough, and they will push back. Anon might be a tiny horse now, but they will get some good bucking food no matter what it takes.


Written for The Anonfilly Contest!

Content Warning: FLESH

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The Wonderbolt Barracks are haunted, but not very well. Which is weaker: Fluttershy’s nerve, or one sorry specter’s skills at spooking?

Brief, awkward comedy featuring fumbling characters doing their very best with the skills that they have.


This is an entry in the Snippet Series, an anthology of old oneshots that I (and my good buddy Str8aura) wrote based around interesting pics I found. New ones will be posted every Thursday for the foreseeable future.

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The ponies are attacking, ammunition is running low and this could be the end for the Marines at the fort! Also glitter.

This is a goofy story with no real reason or premise. The result of too much coffee, a brush with insanity and Sabaton. You have been warned.

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Sand mining is a vibrant industry in the United States. A fair share of states hold a stake in the name of sand, and while most rules of the dunes are followed, profits find a way in the margins of the law.

Nestled between the sister-cities of Conway and Myrtle Beach, a sand mine opens for its annual operation.


An entry for Admiral Biscuit's 'Not-a-Contest'. Group here.
An audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio.
On Goodreads thanks to the work of Facedeer.

”Charming, and a very believable glimpse into a small part of an unfamiliar, but very real world.”
Bobbles

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This story follows on from "Fish in the Clouds" and is the fifth in the series of the short stories.
The little filly nicknamed 'Fish' is very suprised to find the stream that runs through her farm finishes at a river with sea ponies in it! Now all she need to do is figure out how to visit their underwater home.
The title art is by JowyBean.
The audio book is voiced by Neighrator Pony;
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=w4A7Lnka0kY
The previous stories are;
1. Pony Poets,
2. Pony Poets the Wheel Story,
3. Pony Poets Washing Day,
4. Fish in the Clouds,
5. Fish and Lilypad.

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Flash Sentry doesn't really have the easiest time when it comes to kicking back and relaxing, not even on his days off. It certainly doesn't help when two of his friends won't stop talking to him about his love life, or lack thereof. After a while though, he decides it might be worth at least trying to find some companionship in his life, and so decides to speak to a mare said friends suggest to him.

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Chrysalis, Queen of the Changelings, has begun her invasion on Canterlot, and is expecting someone to show up to it. Unfortunatley, neither Chrysalis or the visitor know how to properly act during an invasion and think they're in something else entirely.

Please help me, I'm so bored.

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Twilight's friends have been cordially invited to attend her housewarming party at Everfree Castle, to which they're all very excited. However, they're stopped by the bridge's new keeper, who won't let them pass unless they answer all of his questions correctly. Can the ponies do just that, or will they be subjected to eternal peril as a consequence for failing?


100% Approved by Twilight's Library


9/25/2015 - New edits made to adhere to fimfic's guidelines regarding original vs lifted content.

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Another stupid story of mine. This one isn't even funny. I'm sorry.

Synopsis: In one of Pinkie's parties, Rainbow Dash tells the story of a strange mytical monster which is said to wander around Ponyville, haunting ponies when they are all alone. Twilight, of course, doesn't believe a word.

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Labeled as 'Random', because it's the most similar to 'Weird', which I think would be a much accurate classification for this silly story.

Special thanks to Inumaniac for being my proofreader and helping my to create the "remastered" version.

Read the hungarian translation here Courtesy of Silence the Unicorn.

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Luna and Celestia hunt The Derpy. Things get out of hand.

Authors Note:
Dear Cerulean Voice,
Happy birthday to you.
Happy birthday to you.
I'm so-rry that this sucks-sss.
Butit'sreallyyourfaultfornottellingmeuntilthedaybeforeyourbirthdayandbecauseoftimezonesIhadevenlesstimetowritethis.
But please don't be mad at me; have a good one!

Cheers, bro!

Now has a reading!

Oh, and awesome image link.

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