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M48 Patton


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The ponies are attacking, ammunition is running low and this could be the end for the Marines at the fort! Also glitter.

This is a goofy story with no real reason or premise. The result of too much coffee, a brush with insanity and Sabaton. You have been warned.

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Comments ( 16 )

The heck did I just read?😂😂

But it’s oddly entertaining. Good job!

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I don't know what I read either, but I love it :rainbowkiss:

Nothing can save us. Not even the strongest of knee High walls.

perfect read when your up to damn late

0/10 too unrealistic. If ponies were charging at you to give you a hug you'd welcome them with open arms :twilightsmile:

Are you planing to make a Sequeal with Princess Lunas Nightguards?

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Maybe, I was high on coffee when I wrote this, so we'll have to wait until my brain gets fried again.

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Sacrifices must be made in the line of duty, not all men and women can receive the hugs of fluffy ponies.

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I don't know what I just read either.

I am amused.

I love stories like this. They made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

Man, if this happened in real life, it looks like a really fun game.

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Man, if this happened in real life, it looks like a really fun game.

Something like this leading up to the outbreak of violence and hostilities boops and hugs I would imagine

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Why don't we see this more often? Riots being solved with pillow fights as a form of peace protest.

This is surprisingly awesome.

9867850 Peace doesn't reduce the surplus population enough!

We need more prisons and workhouses. :trixieshiftright:

Alondro #14 · Oct 5th, 2019 · · 4 ·

Trump has been caught colluding with Princess Celestia! IMPEACH!!

Trump has done... things! IMPEACH!! (but didn't you do the exact same-) REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

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Those fools!! They should have dropped those USELESS airguns and went close combat with ear scritches and belly rubs! Those ponies would never be able to defeat them!

It's so ridiculous and silly, I love it.

Take the ponies as POWs and give them ear scritches.

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