Annoyed into Submission

by Grey Ghost

Chapter 1

Author's Note:

Well here's my first attempt at a one shot. I hope you like it and please tell me what you thought of it below.

“I am really sorry about this Dexter.” Celestia said, walking down the path toward Ponyville. The sun and moon shifted almost constantly above them.

“It’s fine Celestia, it’s not like I was doing anything anyway,” Dexter said, waving a hand to dismiss her apologies. “This the place?” he asked, looking at the town, which had buildings floating upside down.

“Yes, Discord came here after he beat the elements.” Celestia said with a sigh. “I should have done more.”

“It’ll be ok Tia, now let’s go do this.”Dexter said, a smile on his face. They walked into Ponyville, gazing up at the sky as pink clouds rained down chocolate milk on a few unfortunate ponies.

“Ah there you Tia,” Discord spoke up, sitting on a throne, surrounded by the Elements Of Harmony, who had all turned grey.

“Discord, you may have beaten my student and the Elements but you can’t beat us.” Celestia declared, glaring at the lord of chaos.

“Without your precious Elements you can’t beat me,” Discord taunted, a smirk on his face.” I mean really Celestia, you seriously thought a hairless monkey could beat me?”

“No,” she admitted with a growing smirk. “ But Freakazoid can.” she said, winking at Dexter.

“Freakout!” the human shouted, electricity dancing on his body. His skin became blue, his clothes replaced with a red jumpsuit with a black circle on the chest which contained a yellow ‘F’ and an exclamation point. His feet had white boots while his hands had white gloves. To finish off the look, a black face mask appeared on his face, just as his hair became black, a white streak going through it.

“OH my goodness!” the strange creature shouted, cracking his back. “I wish Dexter would let me out more! The Freakazone doesn’t get cable anymore.” he said before turning to Celestia.” Oh hi Sunbutt.” he said waving at her.

“Hello Freakazoid.” the solar diarch said, a smile on her face.

“Ahem, chaos lord over here!” Discord said, a frown on his face.” Celestia I don’t know what game you playing but you won't win.”

“OOH OOOH! I love games can we play a game please?!” Freakazoid shouted, somehow having gotten onto Discord lap, grabbing the chaos lords head, giving it a shake.

“Get off me!” Discord shouted, trying to shake the lunatic off.

“Oh boy, it’s like riding a bull!” Freakazoid declared, climbing onto Discord’s head, holding onto his horns as he thrashed about. “Ride em’ Cowboy!”

“Wait what am I doing?” Discord asked, snapping his fingers, the blue annoyance appearing in front of him. “You think you can out chaos me boy?”

“How dare you!?” Freakazoid shouted, getting into Discord’s face, pointing a finger at him. “Do you see a smile on that ponies face?!” he asked, vanishing in a blur, appearing behind Pinkie, lifting her up. “Look at her, she’s all frowny face. What have you done you monster!? Ooooh is that a bear holding a shark!?”

Discord just blinked, turning around, not seeing any bear or any shark. “Alright is is getting old! Now hold still while I destroy you!” Discord roared, looking for Freakazoid.

Taking advantage of Freakazoid’s distraction, Celestia moved over to Twilight, a smile on her face. “It’s ok Twilight, with Freakazoid’s help, we’ll beat Discord.”

“Whats the point? I don’t have any friends anymore... “ the unicorn responded, looking at the ground.

Celestia just smiled, touching her horn to Twilight’s, casting a memory spell.

“Huh? What!?” Twilight shouted as her color returned to her.

“Good your back. We must hurry, Freakazoid will only be able to hold off Discord for so long.” Celestia said, returning Twilight’s element to her head.

“Will you hold still!?” Discord shouted, throwing a cow at the annoying creature, who was running with his arms held out, making strange whooshing noise as he ran.

“Hey Dissy, can I call you Dissy?, you gotta snaggletooth!” Freakazoid called out, blowing a raspberry at the chaos lord, who roared in anger. Discord summoned up an elephant, bringing it down on Freakazoid over and over again, seething in rage. After a few moments of this, he stopped, breathing heavily.

“Hi!”

Discord yelped, jumping up, his eyes wide and his heart throbbing. Standing below him was Freakazoid, unscathed, waving at him.

“B-but how... ?” Discord asked weakly, his left eye twitching.

“I dug a hole.” Freakazoid said nonchalantly, pointing over his shoulder, where there was a large hole in the ground. Discord stared at it for a long while before gripping his horns, letting out a long scream of frustration.

“I can’t believe we let that varmint change us like that.” AJ said, a frown on her muzzle.

“It’s not your fault Applejack, Discord tricked us all.”Twilight comforted her friend. With Celestia’s help, she had returned her friends to normal and now were on their way to imprison Discord once more.

“I hope that creature is alright,” Fluttershy spoke up, catching the others attention. “Discord looked really really mad.”

“There is no need to worry my little ponies, if I know Freakazoid, he’s doing just fine.” Celestia said, giving the smaller mares a warm smile. The group came to a stop a few moments later, staring in shock at what they saw: Discord curled up into a blubbering mess, Freakazoid running in circles around him, making those strange noises again.

“Oh thank Faust Celestia!” Discord shouted, exploding into confetti, only to reappear in front of the princess.” Please make him stop, please! I’ll do anything, just make him stop!” he begged, much to the Elements surprise.

“I believe that is you cue.” Celestia said with a smirk, winking at Twilight. Twilight blinked before nodding, motioning for the others to activate their Elements. One blast of rainbows laters and Discord was a statue again, a relieved look on his rocky face.

“Woo hoo taste the rainbow!” Freakazoid shouted from behind the mares, causing them to jump.

“Thank you dear Freakazoid, I knew I could count on you.” Celestia said, giving him a smile.

“No worries sunbutt, we haven’t been busy since the show got cancelled.” he said, smiling back.

“Yes well, it is time for you to go home now.”

“Ok, tell Lulu I said hi!” he said striking a pose as Celestia cast her spell, the craze blue hero vanishing in a flash of white.

“Just who was that weirdo?” Rainbow Dash asked, looking at the princess.

“That my dear Rainbow Dash was Freakazoid, and the reason why it’s a very bad idea to cram the sum knowledge of a civilization into a single being.” she said, looking off into the distance.

That my friends is how Freakazoid beat Discord by simply annoying him.

Comments

[Awesomedude17]

"No worries sunbutt, we haven’t been busy since got show got cancelled.”

My show got cancelled.

Good otherwise.

[Minevera]

Aside from needing some old-fashioned proofreading I enjoyed it.

[Godzillawolf]

*Laughs uncontrollably*

Okay, the mere fact you had Freakzoid and Discord in the same story is hilarious and worthy of a fave!

[jszellmer]

a bear holding a shark

Do I detect a Homestar Runner reference? And did it scare the Cheat?

[Grey Ghost]

5022765 I can do it! I can do it nine times!

[jszellmer]

5022789 "Well, I can do it twelve times!"

[Ixmore]

Cosgrove: Hey Freakazoid, you want to go and try those new cupcakes the bakeries are selling?

[Luna Aeterna Solutae]

Needs brushed. But it's hilarious.
I miss Freakazoid.

[ChromeRegios]

Freakazoid... Chimpanzee~ Lololo HAHA XD

[FlufferNutters]

5022847 WOULD I?!?!?!?!?!

[heavy weapons brony]

thanks for reminding me of one of my favorite shows when i was a kid, and the fact that it died after 2 seasons and is never coming back where as family guy some how gets what are we up to? season 12? something like that,........bullsh*t.

great fic man. i just wish it didn't make me cry so much.

[Grey Ghost]

5023831 Thanks. Honestly, I saw the lack of ANY fics staring our favorite blue skinned weirdo and just had to fix that.

[Fresnor]

Was this really a wise thing to do? Now Pinkie Pie knows about Freakazoid's existence which means the now can team up together. I don't think the multi-verse can survive such a situation.

[Ixmore]

5023805 *Screen Faze* Cosgrove: *munching on a cupcake* These cupcakes taste like a lean pot-roast.

Sorry I had to do it, but if you write a sequel, put Cosgrove in it.

[Exgallion]

“That my dear Rainbow Dash was Freakazoid, and the reason why it’s a very bad idea to cram the sum knowledge of a civilization into a single being.” she said, looking off into the distance.

It's true.

[iampieman]

Is it wrong to ask for more? Cause I want more.

[HurricaneBomber]

Got to have this in here somewhere:

Also one of my favorites:

MLP Freakazoid theme song:

[IronySandwich]

And for a sequel.
Tirek: Soon I will rule all of Equestria!
Cosgrove: Hey, cut it out.
Tirek: Aww.

[Crude Dude]

The comedy is very good, and the grammers alright; but there are typos everywhere

[Dash The Stampede]

OHMYFUCKINGSHITYESSSS!

[DaveTheBrony]

Do Earthworm Jim next, or The Tick, this was great.

[SCP049]

5024970 How about The Mask.

[FlufferNutters]

5024017 I hope there is a sequel too.

[Grey Ghost]

5025139 If enough people want one, I'll give the one.

[Dirty Bit]

5022765 I do, too

5024321 Genius

I loved this. Although it could use some polishing, it reminds me of the Joker being tormented by the Creeper

[Nanaki23]

*insert reference to the villan-who-can't-be-named-because-he'll-capture-you here!* XD loved it and the show, man I wish it hadn't been canceled.

[jszellmer]

5024005 No, she needs to team up with Cosgrove.

Cosgrove: Hey, Pinkie, want to go make cupcakes?

Pinkie: WOULD I?!?!?!?!?!?

[Minevera]

5027053 You mean Candlejack? Come on, that pus

[DJSkywalker]

Loved it! However, a sequel is not what this needs. No, what it needs is to be made into an entire series.

[Mooncalf]

Ah, hilarious. But yes, needs more Cosgrove. "Hey Freakazoid, wanna go watch Fluttershy wrestle a bear?"

[Nanaki23]

5027815 Shh don't say that name! *watches as Candlejack drags you off* XD

[Moonlit Shimmer]

5029516 Cya. What kind of idiot says Candlejack
*feels tapping on shoulder*
img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120412060827/freakapedia/images/thumb/1/11/Candle-jack_116883.jpg/185px-Candle-jack_116883.jpg
blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/Wile-E-Coyote_yikes-150.jpg

[Minevera]

5031298 Welcome to the club m8

[Moonlit Shimmer]

5032009 your picture. It looks like a cat with huge tits or reallly big pecs but i cant tell.

[ChromeRegios]

5024005 Add in, The mask and Deadpool, and everything will go Downhill to hell over...

[The Slending Angel]

5238787 The whole universe would be their playground...

[ChromeRegios]

5369828 Exactly... doomsday as we know it... shall come forth! Or just break all 4 walls in the process~

[The Slending Angel]

5376199 What walls? All I see is rubble and a giant swirly vortex.

[ChromeRegios]

5376208 Yup.... we're dead...

[The Slending Angel]

5376929 Bye.

[MidnightFMare]

Freakazoid... A hero I loved since childhood
This was funny

[Texus]

the moment it started to get good, was the same moment i got dissapointed, because it was over already and he talked like Dexter would not really exist anymore. Well not bad, but i can´t give an upvote, i guess i just don´t vote at all for now, there is always something that makes a one-shot weird for me. Sorry if i sound mean or something like that.

[UsurperBronyZant]

5685567 my thoughts exactly

[DarkStarWolf53]

Saw some grammar errors, but I quite enjoyed this! We need more MLP/Freakazoid crossovers, seriously.

[Grey Ghost]

6018115 From my knowledge, this is the only one of the site.

[DarkStarWolf53]

6018124

That's a pity... Freakazoid and MLP work pretty well. Imagine if Freakazoid teamed up with Pinkie Pie...

[Philo Hippos]

6018132 Do Not Go There... without including the Mask

[DarkStarWolf53]

6129609 I have actually never seen the Mask, so I can't say yay or nay to it. I really need to watch that show...

[dj-pon46]

Now if you look to your left you will see something really special.

[Flame Heart]

You see pinkie pie, freakazoid, and deadpool in the same room what do?