This story is a sequel to Sunspawned

"Hey, Glimglim--can I call you Glimglim? I've got a serious important question for you. Why aren't you snogging Sunburst yet?"

This story is a sequel to Sunsplit

"...okay, ow. My head hurts. I wonder how long I've been--oh, who are you?"

In the aftermath of Maud moving to Ponyville (or close enough anyway) Pinkie Pie couldn't be happier! Not only does she live near the best friends ever, she lives near the best sister ever! It's like, the best thing ever!

Of course there is Maud's new friend, Starlight. She is super into magic, like so into it she experiments with all sorts of weird spells. And sometimes, just sometimes, somepony gets a little too close to one of those spells...

I mean, what could go wrong with two enchanted rocks meant to connect the sisters on a spiritual level?

Co-written by Skijarama
Link to reading: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axgwcv9BfeU
Featured 01/05/2017

BROLIGHT GLIMMER HAS A PERFECTLY NORMAL TIME WITH HER BEST BRO, BROCESS EMBER.

Aria’s hand is cramping up at her workspace, so Sonata tries to improve the ergonomic positioning of her desk.

…that doesn’t quite happen.

Preread by Waterpear!

Based on an idea from Posh. Poor soul had no idea what he was getting into.

Sunset hesitantly lets a very enthusiastic Princess Twilight take her new cellphone through the mirror, so that Twilight can study it in Equestria.
It does not work. At all.

*Featured 1/5-1/8*
Thanks, everypony!

Discord goes to Heaven.

He's not sure why, either.

After finding Discord hiding out in his closet, Twilight Sparkle soon learns the most horrible of truths about herself and the world surrounding her.

And then she learns another truth.

And another. And another. And...

Through the power of friendship, any threat can be defeated. The inhabitants of Ponyville know this first-hand. They have seen Princess Twilight and her friends face down threats that nopony thought existed. The six of them in turn can always rely on the goodwill and cheer of their Ponyville friends and fans.

However, the plucky population of Ponyville faces its greatest threat yet. One of apocalyptic proportions. One that will need everypony's (and maybe even Discord's) help to defeat.

Bad fanfics.

Can they stand their ground against overpowered OCs, rampant shipping, and other horrors? Will Ponyville survive the onslaught? Will Vinyl Scratch ever find a time when her Bass Cannon is not the answer? All these questions and more, answered in "Canon Fodder".

Sunset Shimmer loans Pinkie Pie a thumb drive.

Except that it's the wrong thumb drive. And that it contains exactly what you'd expect to find in the wrong thumb drive to loan away.

Rated Teen and Sex for discussions of pornography and self-love.