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How very charitable of her royal majesty to summon us to a social gathering of prepared foods and open-handed cordiality, regardless of the immense difference in our societal statuses.

Apr
20th
2017

...is winnin' shit.

Diamond Tiara is Sad on the First Day of School won the Pronkie Pay award for Most Smile-a-riffic in the Neverflee Southeast 2017 Scrubblefist writing competition! Which was the very thing I wrote it for, in fact!

Good for me. Good job, Posh.

Oh, a bunch of other people also won awards, too. They seem nice, and their stories are probably nice too. I haven't read them yet. But you can! You can find them all here!

Report Posh · 49 views · Story: The Next Best Thing · #scribblefest 2017

Latest Stories

  • T Equestria Gear Solid: The Definitive Experience

    Solid Snake transfers to Crystal Prep to prevent villains from seizing control of Metal Gear.  · Posh
    21,638 words · 146 views  ·  26  ·  1 · sex
  • E The Next Best Thing

    Starlight Glimmer bonds with Diamond Tiara over their mutual status as reformed antagonists... and over a shared love of trolling Spike.  · Posh
    5,878 words · 1,136 views  ·  147  ·  3
  • E The Old View

    All Spike wanted was to eat his cornflakes.  · Posh
    888 words · 498 views  ·  80  ·  1
  • E Pinching Flurry

    Twilight decides that she's going to keep Flurry Heart.  · Posh
    940 words · 814 views  ·  65  ·  4
  • E "Teach Me Goodness"

    (July 2016 Writeoff Association Winner!) Cheerilee bids farewell to her friends and students before going back to school in Fillydelphia.  · Posh
    22,160 words · 1,297 views  ·  212  ·  1
  • T The Long Arm of Murphy's Law

    When Spike sees a dejected Rarity being stood up on a date, he takes her to a local carnival to lift her spirits.  · Posh
    14,311 words · 760 views  ·  58  ·  3

Poshy-Woshy

Please, Mr. Woshy is my dad. Call me Posh.

Works in Progress

Pony Gear Solid: Chapter Sixteen: "Sing"

The Long Arm of Murphy's Law: Chapter Four: "Drowned By Fireworks" (title probably subject to change)

The House Comes Calling: Writeoff bronze medalist. A story of grace, responsibility, sibling love, and Fluttershy forming life-long ties with organized crime.

The Eye That Floats, Silent and Unblinking, in Sunset Shimmer's Kitchen: Writeoff silver medalist. Reality-ripping shenanigans during the Friendship Games have resulted in Sunset Shimmer gaining an unwanted houseguest. Other than that, though, things are more or less peachy.

On the Docket

Untitled Shining Armor/Cadance One-Shot: Unresolved issues between the royal newlyweds put a serious strain on their honeymoon. A revised and expanded version of a Writeoff Association submission.

Untitled "Teach Me Goodness" Sequel: A belated holiday story that's (largely) about Cheerilee's first Hearth's Warming away from home.

Untitled "Teach Me Goodness" Sequel: Big McIntosh copes with heartbreak after Cheerilee moves away.

Untitled One Step Away Sequel: An alternate take on a story by Oroboro, conceived and written with the permission of the original author.

Untitled Twilight-centric One-Shot: A conversation on power, and the right to rule, between Princess Twilight and her mentor.

Untitled Applejack-centric One-Shot: One night, after a heated argument with her older sister, Apple Bloom ran away from home, and Equestria was never quite the same. But in another time, and another place, events unfolded in quite a different manner. (An alternate take on Pony Gear Solid's beginning)

Rain-Faux Dash: Rainbow Dash's good name is dragged through the mud by an impostor. (Title definitely subject to change)

Daring Do's Adventures in Whack-Ademia: "A.K. Yearling" invites Rainbow Dash to be her plus-one at an archaeological meet-and-greet in Canterlot.

"Milestones" I've "achieved" through my "writing":

-Royale Cantaloupe Liberty (for "Teach Me Goodness")

-Scrubbingfest Pranky Pea award for The Next Best Thing

More to come. Possibly maybe probably not.

Horsepionage

  • Pony Gear Solid Solid Snake teams up with ponies to save Equestria. This will not be a good week for him. by Posh 256,555 words · 6,711 views · 341 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Equestria Gear Solid: The Definitive Experience Solid Snake transfers to Crystal Prep to prevent villains from seizing control of Metal Gear. by Posh 21,638 words · 146 views · 26 likes · 1 dislikes

The Bonnieverse

  • "Teach Me Goodness" (July 2016 Writeoff Association Winner!) Cheerilee bids farewell to her friends and students before going back to school in Fillydelphia. by Posh 22,160 words · 1,297 views · 212 likes · 1 dislikes
  • The Long Arm of Murphy's Law When Spike sees a dejected Rarity being stood up on a date, he takes her to a local carnival to lift her spirits. by Posh 14,311 words · 760 views · 58 likes · 3 dislikes
  • The Next Best Thing Starlight Glimmer bonds with Diamond Tiara over their mutual status as reformed antagonists... and over a shared love of trolling Spike. by Posh 5,878 words · 1,136 views · 147 likes · 3 dislikes

Twilight Sparkle's Mundane Castle One-Shots

  • Pinching Flurry Twilight decides that she's going to keep Flurry Heart. by Posh 940 words · 814 views · 65 likes · 4 dislikes
  • The Old View All Spike wanted was to eat his cornflakes. by Posh 888 words · 498 views · 80 likes · 1 dislikes

Things Other People Wrote, Most Of Which Are Not Crossovers

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#34 · 8w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

>>2405968 There are MANY people I should sue.

This guy ain't one of them. I'm gonna give him a fuckin' $20 bill.

#33 · 8w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

You should sue somebody:

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#30 · 18w, 1h ago · 1 · ·

>>2362363 I'm buying you a hooker for Christmas.

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