Discord never expected to get a letter, especially one of such peculiar nature. Yet, despite the unorthodox way in which it arrived and its unusual contents, there is one thing on his mind: Wait, what?!

Audio reading by CaptainBron3y
(Many thanks, Captain!)

Special thanks to Malefactory for editing.

This story is a sequel to Dear Discord, I hate you so much!

It is highly recommended reading the initial story before starting.

Intrigued by the anonymous love letter he has received, Discord decides to write back. And just to have fun, he sends a copy to every inhabitant of Ponyville.

Special thanks to Malefactory and Kitty Creeper for pre-reading and editing.

Far away from all the craziness that is ponyville, one pony stands against the ever-present threat of shenanigans as he tries to live his life. Meet Laugh Track, an average pony who somehow manages to turn the most mundane things into an adventure. These are some disconnected stories from his life, each one more of a oneshot than anything else.

He feels like his life is a sitcom, so the main rule? When all else fails, LAUGH.

Laser Pointers are banned in Equestria, and if one is found its owner will not be getting a trial, parole, or a phone call. Why, well they kind of mind control bat ponies into acting like lemmings if it means catching that weird red dot.

WARNING!!! MLP MOVIE SPIOLERS!!!

Every so often, once a century or so, Celestia gets a certain itch. With great care, she shrewdly plots a way to slake her wanton thirst for horse shenanigans and tomfoolery. As fate would have it, on this fine occasion, she's chosen to commit larceny, while disguised as the one, the only, Applejack...

Something fun for everybody. I hope y'all enjoy it!

Artwork by Big Rigs

Twilight's in a bit of a pickle. On one hand, two years of marriage with Rainbow Dash have been absolutely wonderful. On the other, well... two years of marriage have passed without a single thing happening in the bedroom.

Why? Well, that's one mystery even she can't seem to solve.

Then Scootaloo comes home from school and asks Rainbow a question that makes everything crystal clear.

Rainbow has no idea what she's talking about.

Celestia knows Sunset and her friends are often at the center of "happenings" around Canterlot High. So when she overhears Sunset talking to her friends on a cell phone, she can't help but listen in. Maybe she'll learn something about what they're doing.

Or maybe she'll be completely lost about what they're doing.

Fluttershy finds Sunset's porn stash.

It's... not exactly what she expected.

Vinyl and Octavia need to hug for eight hours – or the building explodes.

A commission for Dakastan, edited by MrNumbers. Special thanks to him, and to Crystal Wishes for the ornithological help.

Patreon. Ko-fi. Picture of me looking handsome

Everypony keeps randomly bursting into songs and dance numbers, and only Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy seem to notice. Can they break the curse when nopony else knows that it's there, or will they start singing too?