"Most ponies just call me Trixie..."
An unusual unicorn arrives on Sunny's doorstep, representing an organization sworn to aid the return of magic... and its new Princess...
Total Words: 37,542,101
Estimated Reading: 14 weeks
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Tirek is a juggernaut. A nonstop bullet train on the fast track to becoming the sole source of magic in Equestria (and it's de facto ruler).
But what happens when this unstoppable force meets an immovable will?
A will that's more than eager to resort to cheap tricks and humiliation tactics to balance the karmic scales?
At that point... it's open season.
Tirek Season.
An entry for the Who Crossed Over My Little Pony? contest.
Cover art by the impeccably talented Mutter_Butter.
Special thanks to mushroompone for prereading and feedback.
Since magic has been returned to the three pony tribes, Queen Haven has been sneaking out for unexplained reasons. That is, until she's spotted with Alphabittle in secret.
It isn't long before the media in Zephyr Heights goes into overdrive, speculating that the two leaders are a couple and that they're officially going to get engaged. When word of this reaches Bridlewood, Izzy eagerly anticipates planning a wedding.
But Zipp and Pipp aren't as enthusiastic about the whole thing. Pipp especially is less than thrilled with the prospect of her mother marrying somepony else. And it all has to do with what happened to Zephyr Heights' last king.
The Celestial Era has lasted for hundreds of blissful, peaceful years. The Glorious Sun rules all, sees all, knows all. The citizens of Equestria are happy, perfect specimens- because they have no other choice, nor would they want it to be otherwise. A young mare, Twilight Sparkle, finds a small, unexpected, inquisitive spark leading her to ask questions. Difficult questions. Questions to which she will not like the answers.
For The Sun Rises, but The Sun Never Sets.
Minuette dances back in time (and space!) due to a mathematical anomaly derived from Pinkie Pie's non-Euclidmare-ian geomaretry. Dr. Hooves* exploits the situation. Derpy challenges the Doctor. And Lyra Heartstrings finds a friend.
Happy Pi day! And one year since my registration here.
Era: Season 3 (the start of).
*Intentionally spelled as Dr. Hooves instead of "Whooves".
Image: The pie part of the image is by Lorc. The link details rights for the image only.
Art thieves? In Equestria? It's more likely than you'd think!
Once again, notorious big brain mare Rainbow Q. Dash has gotten herself into a mighty pickle, and it's up to her friends to help her unpickle herself!
You hear that? She's Pickle Rainbow!
(She's not actually Pickle Rainbow, no one says that, I don't know why I put that there.)
"...as a cry of anguish at the continuing failure of the world to see this lunacy* for what it is, more power to its elbow." - Loganberry, Louder Yay
Audiobook by The Mystery Fluttershy Fan!
After spending a fortnight working with the Crystal Empire's fledgling petting zoo, Fluttershy has made a new friend. Baabara the tiny ewe is making a return visit and is now relaxing in Ponyville. In Twilight's castle.
Cover image courtesy of Clipart Library.
I'm Last Account. For quite a while now, I've been the Keeper of the Book of Ended Lives here in Ponyville Town Hall, and it can be hard work – especially when Fluttershy visits the office. This afternoon, though, it's Applejack. She's here to tell me about the timberwolf she killed earlier. To start with.
Winner of the Rarity Award, EFNW Scribblefest 2017
"what a gut-punch it is ... Highly Recommended" -- PresentPerfect