Using a human shower is intuitive.
For a human.
Fluttershy is not a human.

Written for a close friend.

Special thanks to Door Belle for editing.

Dick loves pepsi.
Do you love pepsi too?
Do you like being thrown into a land of colorful ponies?
Dick doesn't like being thrown into a land of colorful ponies.
And Dick especially doesn't like ponies trying to steal his only possession.
His very last bottle of pepsi.
Ponies love pepsi, and Dick doesn't know why.
Ponies are trying to steal Dick's pepsi.
But he will not let them.
It's his Precious Pepsi.

Good parents want what's best for their children. It can be very difficult, however, when things don't go as planned.

Contains spoilers for School Raze (Season 8 finale).

Featured on 9 Sep 2018 (!)

Recommended reading for EQD's Villain Day 11/13/20

Celestia's dinner parties have one very simple rule: don't boop the Princess. Anthony has regretfully forgotten that rule.

Now, with Luna's aid, he is on the run for his life.

The epic conclusion to the "Anon-thony" trilogy.

Lord Frieza is many things: a master of cruelties, the self-proclaimed emperor of the universe, perhaps the most feared being in said universe besides Beerus. For his participation in the Tournament of Power, Goku promised to wish him back to life with the Dragon Balls if they were victorious. Frieza had even stooped to actually fighting side by side with his nemesis to achieve that goal.

However, he neglected to specify that he keep his old body in the process.

Now, he finds himself in the most horrifying situation imaginable: being forced to learn about friendship as an adorable little colt. Strap in, folks.

Twilight Sparkle has always been frustrated with Discord. His ability to do anything, with no more effort than a snap of his claw. It shouldn't be possible. His power had to come from somewhere.
Then, one day, Twilight lets slip how she feels. Surprisingly Discord agrees to explain it to her. To give her the secret to all of his powers. If she's willing to pay the price that knowing it all will bring.

For years, Twilight Sparkle has kept track of how little both Princess Celestia and Luna eat.

A small slice of cake here. A single cup of tea there. So what really keeps the Princesses going from day to day?

And is Twilight Sparkle truly prepared to unearth such facts?

Artwork by davidsfire.

In the best case scenario, diplomacy is a long, complicated, and often frustrating undertaking. This is not the best case scenario.

Picture is from silfoe

Twilight Sparkle's tenure in Ponyville has been anything but calm. Since the Summer Sun celebration, she's dealt with a variety of foes, from Nightmare Moon to dragons, hydras, Discord, and King Sombra. But when Pinkie Pie asks for help with a small problem, Twilight finds herself pulling out all the stops to deal with the most dastardly (and curious) fiend yet encountered: Sugarcube Corner’s haunted mailbox. Rainbow Dash’s letter from the Wonderbolt Academy is on the line. Failure is not an option.

One day, as Lyra and Bon Bon played together in the wintery snow, a tragic accident takes place, forcing Lyra into the unknown. Now, neck-deep in this unsettling situation, the mare must make a choice. One that will permanently change her life.

[Cover image by jcharlesmachiavelli]