Nopony goes out at night anymore. They all live in fear of the Dentists, the crazed ponies who lurk in the night and catch unsuspecting wanderers. Their latest victim was a young unicorn mare named Pumpkin Cake.

Distraught and desperate, Pound Cake turns to the one who started it all. If it started with her, maybe it can end with her, too. Besides, Pinkie Pie isn't that insane... is she?

Not to be taken too seriously.

As everypony knows, Pinkie Pie can do impossible things. She can hover in midair without wings, play ten instruments at once, and even go days without breathing! Clearly some kind of magic is at work, but what could it be?

Pinkie decides it's finally time to tell her friends the whole, unvarnished truth.

Written for The Writeoff Association's "The Best Medicine" contest.

Everypony else already has their wings, so why doesn't Pinkie Pie have hers?

Once she got her wings, Twilight found herself with three times the magic to study. She's been spending time with her friends since, the better to understand how each does what she does.

Now it's Pinkie Pie's turn, and she thinks it's best if they discuss her abilities in her heavily soundproofed room. A bit unusual, but it's not like they'll be doing anything actually dangerous, right?

Right?

Set between Seasons 3 and 4. Written for the More Most Dangerous Game, using the Cupcakes prompt.

Today is a special day and Pinkie Pie's mental state is in a bit of a Topsy-turvy state (I mean more so than usual). Surprise has been giddier and happier, and Pinkamena has been more angry and anti-social. They both know what's today. One of the best days for Surprise is the worst day for Pinkamena Diane Pie. As they debate how to celebrate "That Day", what will happen to Pinkie Pie?

Walking home with Twilight after she nearly ruined her own surprise party, Pinkie explains why she reacted the way she did.

An unknown curse has stricken Twilight, and nothing can get her to rise from her bed. As her friends wonder what to do, Princess Luna offers one possible solution: to send another into her mind. Down the rabbit hole into the mindscape they go, to learn more about their friend than many would have guessed.

Special thanks to SoothingCoffee, Jake The Army Guy, and PegasusMesa

Pinkie Pie listens to her favourite song.

Rarity has convinced Pinkie Pie to spend a little time at the spa with her. Since she knows Pinkie can keep a secret, Rarity takes the opportunity to ask some rather... personal questions. Shockingly, Pinkie is quite forward with her answers, but what do you expect from the one and only Pinkie Pie? After all, she loves to make ponies smile!

*nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*

You know what I mean, right?

Edited by: Level Dasher

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Try your best to be a good pony. If you do so happen to make a mistake and fail, well... consequences will occur. But please, for of all the things loved by Celestia, don't make Fluttershy mad.

This is what went on in a pony's head right after committing such an offense.