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PaulAsaran


Technical Writer from the U.S.A.'s Deep South. Writes horsewords and reviews. New reviews posted every other Thursday! Writing Motto: "Go Big or Go Home!"

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  • Worth It 781 stories Nothing spectacular, but worth the time invested.
    Created by PaulAsaran
    - March, 2015
Found 746 stories in 83ms

Total Words: 16,291,932
Estimated Reading: 6 weeks

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  • Now Reading 6 stories Just to let the authors know I'm on to them. (This is your one week warning!)


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  • Why Haven't You Read These Yet? 412 stories Seriously, drop what you're doing and get to it.


  • Pretty Good 1091 stories I'd read it again.


  • Worth It 781 stories Nothing spectacular, but worth the time invested.


  • Needs Work 299 stories Too many issues for me to approve of the it.


  • Crackfics 15 stories Yes, I actually do like some of them.


  • To Read List 16 stories I'll get to these... eventually.


  • Missed Audience 4 stories Stories that are not actually bad, they just don't appeal to me.


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  • Sequels and Completes 10 stories Sequels to stories I've read or big stories that the author finally finished.


  • Stalked Authors 26 stories I've read these authors before. I aim to do so again.


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  • The Waiting List 0 stories Stories on hold until my schedule clears up enough to make reading them feasible.


  • 2025 Set 19 stories Stories to be read in 2025

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Long ago, before the present Equestria existed, an isolated young kingdom known as the United Triarchy of Equestria was ruling with the land with newfound friendship. While it was far from a utopia, it was the best nation that the world had seen in a long, long time.

Meanwhile in the city of Canterlote, Clover the Clever breaks every element of her life in one simple move: she takes a walk after her bedtime. Now, she is lost and only wants to return home.


Due to the revisions and re-posts of the original two (now one) chapters, all comments remaining are from the older version are not relevant to the story, but will spoil it. Contribute to the TVTropes page! Read the spoiler-filled review of the old version from PaulAsaran you can check out here. His feedback helped create the new version.

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Time for the first Canterlot Ball. Vinyl attends as Octavia performs. What could possibly go wrong?

Now with a reading by Snogwritts!!!


Cover Art: ©2011-2016 zomgitsalaura Find their art work on their deviantArt page. Permission granted by the artist for use of their image.

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After a stressful week at the boutique, Rarity decides to unwind at a local drinking establishment. Things quickly get out of hand.

"A gripping tale of mystery and intrigue!" - No one ever
"Love, laughter, tears. This story has it all!" - Don't quote me on that
"One of the seminal works of our generation. Truly a masterpiece." - Voice in my head
"You're adopted." - My mother
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*And it seems that there's already a reading by CaptainBron3y. Find it here. Thanks for the quick work, Cap!
*Another one by Stars of Night/Night Star.
*Seattle's Angels reviewed it. :twilightblush: (Awesome group, definitely worth checking out!)
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Inspired by otakuap's piece "Argument," used here with permission.
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((I'm so sorry.))

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Spike has yearned to be with Rarity since he moved to Ponyville. Whether for the sake of propriety, or for more personal reasons, she's always held herself back. But one day, she takes his heart in her hoof, and his world changes.

Now if only he could shake the nagging sense that something isn't right...


This story was expanded from its original appearance as a finalist in the June 2016 Writeoff ("In Over Your Head") with the assistance of Moosetasm and Icenrose!
Featured on FimFiction 21Jun.2016 :heart:

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It's been a week since Zesty Gourmand's hold over Restaurant Row was broken. Delicious food of dozens of different varieties is being prepared, and business has never been better.

But Zesty Gourmand isn't done yet. She's recruited Princess Celestia, Princess Luna, and Prince Blueblood and intends on having their royal palates challenge Restaurant Row, starting with the Tasty Treat. The chefs of Canterlot face their biggest challenge yet as they prepare for a Royal Review...

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Applejack comes across a Pinkie duplicate hiding beneath her barn wreckage. But, somehow, this one is different than all the others. She calls herself Pinkamena. Takes place right after Too Many Pinkie Pies.


Review by MixMassBasher


Edited by Razalon The Lizardman


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Soarin never really had any competition when it came to Rainbow Dash...not that he needed to, anyway. But when an obnoxious green pegasus flies in with the newest recruit, he decides he doesn't like the two of them together.

Slight spoilers for "Flutter Brutter"

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Now With Fewer Grammatical Errors!! A late-night errand takes a mare past a sleeping coworker- except it seems he's not doing much resting. In an ongoing battle of wills and coffee cups, Espresso will seize any opportunity she can to gain the upper hoof!




This is a side chapter to a larger tale being written. It's a brief tale of no real consequence that may or may not have really happened. Teen for references only, but text and event-wise this would be SFW.

Cover image not related, but do you know how few sleeping male ponies there are??
John Joseco did this great image. http://johnjoseco.deviantart.com/

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This story is a sequel to Dear Discord, I hate you so much!


It is highly recommended reading the initial story before starting.

Intrigued by the anonymous love letter he has received, Discord decides to write back. And just to have fun, he sends a copy to every inhabitant of Ponyville.

Special thanks to Malefactory and Kitty Creeper for pre-reading and editing.

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Late one evening, a troubled Pinkie Pie is forced to think about the situation in which she finds herself. Yet, after weeks of tiredness, nausea and other strange feelings, it takes a pony she knows all too well to finally make her realise what she's done. Only then can she face the fact that her life is about to change forever, and she's far from the only one who will suffer for it.

Audio Reading By: ObabScribbler Can Be Found Here.

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