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when Jason Quinn follows the sound of screaming into a dark tunnel, the last thing he expected was to emerge into a land that should only belong on a T.V. screen. Now watch as Jason begins to truly appreciate human and pony nature, getting in touch with his roots while simultaneously adopting new traditions and values,all the while attempting to not taint this lust and murder free world.

In this story I want to focus on Jason's connection to humanity and how it conflicts with ponies (IE. instead of trying to force an enemy to submit without hurting it at any cost, like a pony would, Jason goes straight in for a kill) in doing so, I will most likely talk about humanities origins, the cultural evolution that lead to Jason, and why ponies are incapable of understanding it. This is a unique concept (i hope) because it deals with why humans and ponies do things on a primal level, such as dietary needs and evolutionary traits, as well as on a cultural level, such as resource demand and war frequency. All the while I will be attempting to write a standard adventure story with occasional tear jerking scenes, hilarious moments, and heart stopping action. There's also the possibility i might get lazy and end up writing a story about Celestia's plot. we'll see!

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Sundial is not your average pony. Most would assume this is readily apparent, considering he is the adopted child of Princess Celestia herself. Though not many wonder why exactly Princess Celestia so suddenly decided to adopt a little colt. Nopony really wonders why the Prince rarely makes public appearances. Nopony in Canterlot Castle really questions the strange happenings centering around Sundial.

This is all because, for lack of a better word, Sundial is special. He can use telekinesis without magic, he can fly without wings, he has the strength of ten stallions, and perhaps most significantly... he can see how things work. Sundial is a colt gifted with many more extraordinary abilities. Most would say these are blessings, but when you have to spend the majority of your childhood in isolation so you can train yourself not to kill everypony in the room by sneezing, you begin to rethink such a thing. It most certainly doesn't help that he would prefer to keep his abilities a secret...

(Well, I've never written any fanfiction before in my life, so I decided to try my hand at it. I have yet to see a Heroes crossover on FiMFiction, so I figured 'why not?' Knowledge of the television show Heroes helps, but is not required.)

(EDIT: For the time being, this story is on haitus due to a busy life and general lack of inspiration. I'll come back to this at a later date, but don't hold your breath; you'll suffocate.)

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Outer space is a quandary for Celestia. She has existed for a long, long time, but even she doesn't know everything. She owes it to her little ponies though, to protect them from every possible threat that could arise. To that end, she explores far and wide as the years go on. During her everlasting quest for knowledge, she meets somepony she did not expect.

The two of them have a nice, long, philosophical chat.

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Romantically Apocalyptic Crossover (I literally found that comic and spent four hours reading all 154 issues. Another one should be out soon...)

After a particularly rough day hauling his gear around with a couple of lunatics and a bitter scientist in a post-apocalyptic land now most commonly known as "Captania," Charles Snippy is tired. More so than usual, I mean, they've been attacked my aliens, zombies, nutrition worshiping cults (That was Captain's fault) and lots of things that shouldn't exist, but he had to admit that a legion of tri-breasted, sentient, transgender snakes was a first.

But, instead of giving Mr. Snippy a break, Pilot goes of and starts doing whatever it is he does, which kind of sucks the entire group into a(nother) trans-dimensional worm hole, this time to a place called "Equestria."

Oh Boy.

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While moving to her new home, Zecora find the strangest creature - a large, nigh-hairless talking monkey-thing. Seeing how it lacks basic knowledge on surviving in the wild (and that it's quite tall and probably good at manual labour) she decides to adopt it as her assistant. Hopefully, she won't come to regret her decision.

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On the battlefield, they're a stolid grey wave of humanity. They live with a disturbing lack of wanting to live, and are well known for pessimism, morbidity, and an institutional death wish - if you can even get them to talk, that is.

On the battlefield, they're a loose conglomeration of whatever the Planetary Governors can scrape up. In theory, they defend their planets from external and internal threats, forming the first line of defense for the Imperium of Man. In practice, the only tactical consideration they are in the minds of battlefield commanders is a force to slow down threats with sheer numbers until the Imperial Guard arrives to start the battle.

The Death Korps of Krieg and the Planetary Defense Forces are wildly incompatible, and so are their members. However, when misguided aim lands one human from each in the far north of Equestria, teamwork is the only hope for success.

For Rhia, it's difficult trying to preserve one's life when one's survival partner considers you useless, along with not caring about trying especially hard to survive.

For 57-893, it's annoying when your only company is obsessed with the ridiculous notion of not wanting to 'die for the Emperor'.

A change of outlooks is in order.

And what of the natives?

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Marlin Finds himself in the Everfree forest and must survive the horrors of the Equestrian wilderness. Along the way he discovers that he's not the only thing smarter than a duck out there.

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Welcome to Fillydelphia U, the college you've been attending for a year now. This is the account of the crazy things that began to happen to you as a sophomore. Complete with love triangles, crazy roommates, and much more! Want to know what that "much more" may be? Well then pop on in and take a look. This is Fillydelphia University. Enjoy your time here.

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Human for humanized ponies. They're humans with wings and the ability to use magic. Seeing as they're not really anthro with just that trait, I feel that the human tag was more appropriate.

Putting my own spin on my favorite niche of fics.

Constructive criticism encouraged and all that jazz. Enjoy!

Teen for language (At the current moment.)

Note: The cover image is the best version of the human ponies as I described. So...relevant.

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As a stranger in a strange land, sometimes you need to get a different perspective to see how you might fit in. Jeremy gets his chance to see Equestria from the bottom up when he gets in trouble with the law. Ponies have such a happy, peaceful society that it's easy to forget that perfection doesn't exist, and there's always going to be misfits and the disenfranchised.

“It is said that no one truly knows a nation until one has been inside its jails. A nation should not be judged by how it treats its highest citizens, but its lowest ones.”
― Nelson Mandela

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Five friends marched single file into the forest, leaving their cars behind. None of the five thought for a moment that they’d never seen their cars and homes again. They had no reason to think that this trip would be any different.

Alternate Universe because the events in this story take place before, during, and after Magical Mystery Cure.

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