This is a somewhat crazed parody story, with a whacked random humor (similar to Pinkie's, but with more swears). If you like random humor with silly descriptions, parodies of pony personalities, and not-so-sweet-friendship language, you are going to LOVE this!

And for those of you who wonder, NO, this story doesn't contain any sex scenes. The tag is just there because of the sexual jokes and references in the story, but this a parody, NOT a clop-fic!

Plot: Twilight wakes up to have a very bad day. She really want to find her book on friendship, but can't for fox sake find it. And her not-so-clever friends ain't for any good help.

Warning: This parody contains references, extensive use of swear words, nasty sex jokes and a hazardous amount of PONIES. No rights reserved.

Join Twilight in this reimaging of an Equestria that no longer believes in the princesses and is magical in a wholely different way.
Alternate universe version of the episodes

Life is full of surprises. That is a known fact. However, you always expect some kind of minor surprise, like your train arriving a little too late, or your ice-cream having vanilla taste rather than strawberry. But sometimes, life will give you surprises you could never predict. For Fluttershy, it was three little foals. But not her own foals, or even orphans. Three little foals that used to be her and her friends' most fearsome and dreaded foes.

Sombra, Chrysalis and Nightmare Moon.

Will Fluttershy's nerves survive this onslaught of misadventures? Will she keep the three villains hidden? Will she even become friends with them? Why do I sound like a narrator to a bad criminal drama? Don't think or try to answer those questions, just go ahead and read!

Edited by: MessoriaAQ, Cerulean Voice, Gidget_TheGear, Twilight Fashion

Cover art by amazing Missangest!

Cover art got featured on Drawfriend in EqD!
The story itself got proudly rejected by EqD!

Colgate takes acid... and totally looses her FREAKING MIND!

Back in the very early days of Equestria, before Celestia had her wings, there was a University in Canterlot. Everypony blended into one form, except those two:
The first was geeky over-achiever Almeria Quincy 'Chrysalis' Hess.
The second, future leader and queen bee Celestia.
And they were roommates...
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Not a shipfic, for those who are confused.
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Inspired by the music from WICKED. I never saw the show, so it is an original story.

Twilight loves sleepovers, but they never go as smoothly as she would like. There’s always one thing or another: her friends bicker the night away, she sees or hears something that makes her brain shutdown, or (Sweet Celestia!) somepony gets a hoof to the face!

Are the Elements of Harmony actually falling apart? If so, how come everypony seems all smiley and happy the morning after?

Well, that’s something she may need to figure out...

[This is a love story told in a series of sleepovers.]

Rated Teen for mentions of alcohol intoxication and steamy making out.

Many thanks to SleepIsforTheWeak and war10ck111 for proofreading and nudging me in the right direction. Cookies for y'all <3

It has been five years since Celestia banished her sister, Luna, the dark side of the moon.

What she didn't know was Luna was pregnant when she banished her.

Luna son's father was a Royal Guard that had an affair with her.
After Celestia found out about this, she had other Royal Guards kill the father due to treachery against the princess.

Luna vowed to get back at Celestia for banishing her... And for killing her son's father.

Though she was to weak to do the job, she would send her now born son, Lirex Stargaze to get the throne back.

But will Lirex's heart get in the way of his orders.

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Thanks so much to, Music Symphony, for editing.

***Due to writing myself into a corner and lack of inspiration, I have decided to cancel this story. If you wish to see how this story ends through the eyes of Rainbow Dash, please take a look at Rainbow's Parents: The Truth.***

A sequel to Rainbow's Parents: The Truth told through the eyes of Fluttershy

After receiving a letter from Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy decides to open up about why she's lived alone for so many years. Only one pony knows most of her story, and now she's going to tell everyone.

Lonewolf is doing a cross over with their story and this one. Go check it out! :D
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/236900/stardust-to-stardustconspricacy%5DHere's

Collab by: Lilith911 and Vic Viper
Right before Nightmare Moon's defeat, she made a prophecy, one predicting the end of the world at the hands of somepony close to Celestia herself. When the pony comes to be, and Celestia falls in love with the newest princess, she tries to forget the dark prophecy and live a happy life, but as time goes on, she begins to fear for the sake of the kingdom. Will this inner struggle drive her to madness, and what will she do to the pony she believes is from the prophecy, her daughter?
Cover art by: ArtemisX31

This story is a sequel to Celestial Tortures Book I: Monster

With Discord imprisoned deep within the stone that Celestia cast upon him, a new evil seeks its way to take the throne. An evil that is all darkness has come to be. A thing only to be fueled by the very desires of the younger sister. Not only the land is going to be at stake when the true colors of princess Luna will be revealed, the love of her sister will be there too. Celestia is truly about to enter, her worst nightmare.

The past is -just as her one and only love- sealed in stone and always hunting her on the spot. Not even the strongest unicorn in the land would be able to help her out of the situation. For the first time since her birth, Celestia is going to stand alone for the fight. A fight that is much, much closer to her heart then she would have liked.

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Second installment of my trilogy of villains and possibly one of my favorite overall. I spoke about 6 months of making, did it in 5. The cover image was found somewhere online a long time ago so I have not even a single clue who possibly could have made it. All credit still goes to the original artist!