I am a bat pony. I know what you think about me – I'm intimidating, I fly at night, drink blood, scare little fillies... Well, actually I'm nothing like that, though such reputation often comes in handy.

But sometimes it's so hard to maintain it...

Inspired by hawthornbunny.
Cover art by vectorvito.
Reading by Pony&Wolf Productions
Hungarian translation by Silence the Unicorn
🇺🇦Russian translation🇺🇦 by GreenWater

Princess Celestia and Queen Chrysalis stumble upon each other… in what is probably the most awkward place to stumble upon your arch nemesis.

(Warning: May contain questionable humor.)

Edited by Abcron.
Additional help by Aragon, Octavia Harmony, and Kaidan.

Published on my one-year anniversary on FIMFiction!

Twilight finds a dusty old book full of puns and begins to use them, much to the dismay of her friends, considering her puns are slowing down their travels and they need to be PUNCTUAL.

Something terrible has happened to you.

Now with reading
And with dramatic radioplay

Oh, another unique Spike shipping story! This time with Suri's former assistant. Coco Pommel, man this mare is waifu worthy, and Spike's feelings for her in this story will agree.

This story is a sequel to Luna makes toast.

One average evening, one average princess, one average kitchen, and one average checklist on how to cook... Somehow, this sounds very familiar.

A simple one-Shot about sweet Celestia doing perhaps one of the most mundane tasks... Again, this sounds familiar.

An entire night of reading really bad fanfiction...

...a lecture on the mechanics of shipping...

...Twilight Sparkle must now...

...ship her friends.

IQ Level: low.

Awoken in the early morning by giggles, Cadance finds Chrysalis playing with a strange creature in the park.

Written for the Fluffle Puff Contest

1 month after first contact between Equestria and the nations of Earth, both worlds decide to host a meeting to discuss their scientific knowledge. Nothing can prepare the human scientists for the horrors awaiting them.

Cover Image from http://blog.4tests.com/new-science-testing-way/

As the sun sets and it comes time to close up Sugar Cube Corner, Pinkie Pie receives a letter from a secret admirer.