Trixie and Twilight decide the time is right to finally, finally, explore the wonderful magic of intercourse, and together they share a very special evening.

(Cover art found on Google, from Yurifanboy67 on Deviantart)

Weeks have past since Tirek had been defeated. Life in Ponyville is back to normality, and Discord couldn't be happier, especially given the fact that all of his friends had forgiven his betrayal.

However, lately he's noticed that Fluttershy doesn't act like herself. She's constantly tired, a bit moody, and overall just not-Fluttershy. She claims to be fine, but Discord is done hearing that excuse.

And he will find out what's wrong. He has to...

.:Couple Portrayed:.
DiscordXFluttershy ( DiscoShy / FlutterCord )

A grey unicorn foal, crying out in unimaginable pain as their spinal cord is crushed by an unstoppable force. A teacher, rushing to the aid of her supppsedly dying sister. A fat colt, awakens drugged and bound in a room with a deranged filly hellbent on bloody revenge. One yellow blank flank, captured and abused in the most humiliating of ways.

For these foals today was a day of terror, of pain, a day that they would never forget in their entire lives.

But for her, it was tuesday.

Another day, another scheme. Follow Diamond Tiara through a day in her life, then see how her influence touches the lives of the filthy peasants she graces with her divine presence.

Maybe.

Tirek threatens to take over all of Equestria with his magic-stealing powers. In order to keep him from obtaining their alicorn magic, the four princesses must hide their power away...

... in an old potato.

Apple Bloom's reached the age where she's beginning to notice colts, and is vying for the attention of one one day when Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon come over. The two are notoriously nasty, and today is no different. Apple Bloom's used to this, so she's ready to shrug it off.

However, Diamond's comments today seem to sting a little worse than usual.

Rarity and Rainbow Dash are madly in love, and even live together. Or so Dash's sister thinks.

Rainbow has kinda been lying to her so that she would stop setting her up with dates. What had started as a little white lie about how Rarity and her were starting to date, quickly spiraled out of control.

Now they want her to visit. With Rarity. Yeah...this can't possibly go wrong!

Cute cover art found here

Memecon 2017.

A man attends the prestigious celebration of the Internet while cosplaying as the infamous doge.
Predictably, he gets sent to Equestria for no conceivable reason. Because of course.
This is what happens next.

My response to the LoHAV thing.

After being unceremoniously flung out of the atmosphere, Diamond Tiara finds herself on a bizarre and ridiculous journey through space and time.

Cheerilee suggests to Filthy Rich that a distraction might be just the thing to keep Diamond Tiara from so often picking fights with Apple Bloom. Rarity is more than happy to take Diamond Tiara on as her new apprentice to help improve the filly's attitude.

But a certain little sister isn't quite so happy.

Diamond Tiara faces off against a coin-operated claw machine in a battle of skill and will to claim the ultimate prize: a stuffed toy plushie.