Every so often, once a century or so, Celestia gets a certain itch. With great care, she shrewdly plots a way to slake her wanton thirst for horse shenanigans and tomfoolery. As fate would have it, on this fine occasion, she's chosen to commit larceny, while disguised as the one, the only, Applejack...

Something fun for everybody. I hope y'all enjoy it!

Artwork by Big Rigs

Twilight Sparkle exiles war criminal Tempest Shadow to the human world for Tempest's own protection. When she arrives, she discovers that the mirror has chosen to ‘translate’ her broken horn as a missing right hand. But that’s the least of her problems.

Human World Pinkie Pie and Rarity have agreed to take care of her. Together, they set off on a road trip to the best theme park in the world. But it’s a long drive down. In the Human World, Tempest is safe from the Storm King’s minions, and from pony reprisals. But she isn’t safe from her greatest enemy: herself.

Warning: A named canon character dies in this. At the beginning. He’s the only one, I promise. No, wait, also Grubber is apparently dead to? Not sure why I did that.

Sex tag for sensuality and not-really-described nudity. Not porn.

Written for the Villain Exchange Program contest

*MLP MOVIE SPOILERS*

~we were just friends before, but we discovered something more~

To think that a pony can go from enemy to more than friend in a matter of a month is mind blowing. Especially for this mare.

Fizzlepop Berrytwist, formerly Tempest Shadow, has been promoted by Princess Celestia to be Twilight Sparkle's personal royal guard, after she risked her life to save Twilight's. It's been the best month of her life so far. But in this time, Fizzlepop has learned a new side of Twilight; the comforting, friendly side. And she has a massive crush on her now. But how should she confess? And more importantly, how would Twilight respond?

Twilight Sparkle is overjoyed to have a new guard, and especially a new friend. But recently, she's felt a happy, tingly feeling inside that she can't quite explain. And it only happens around Fizzlepop.

Takes place 1 month after the events of the movie, in the universe where Fizzlepop gets promoted to Twilight’s royal guard directly after the movie.

Warning: Very fluffy romance story. Cover art by me, more details on Instagram (@StarryWisp)

EDIT(10/2/19): I’m making a sketched comic for this story on my side account on Instagram, @Flofmoofin! If you enjoyed this story, feel free to check out how it looks drawn!

Alicorn physiology is a fascinating thing. Their manes and tails, in particular, at least those of the most powerful ones, have a tendency to float and billow on their own, as a result of the intense magic present in their bodies. This same magic has, however, very different effects on other, less visible parts of their bodies. Effects that, unfortunately, Twilight had not been made aware of before she had to use such powers. She was not particularly happy about that.

This story is 100% Wintermist's fault.

1908305 on Derpibooru for the cover art, NSFW in case the fact that I didn't link to it directly didn't give it away.

This story is a sequel to The Third Wheel

Double Time is a changeling. Years ago, she fought the Crystal Empire in the war in the north. Now she's Cadence's prisoner.

Together, they'll learn something new about life, and rulership, and what it means to love.

The secret of Santa Hooves is, there's not just one. There are thousands... all of them changelings, bound by an ancient pact to deliver presents in exchange for love to get through the winter. Times have changed, and the changelings no longer need the love, but they honor the pact... even Queen Chrysalis.

Even though it goes against everything she believes.

Because some ancient beings you just don't cross- even if it means dealing with a little pony brat who wants to bake cookies on Hearth's Warming Eve.

Besides, every year somepony has to save Hearth's Warming. This year it's Chryssy's turn.

(Don't worry. She does it. Even if she hates doing it.)

(And featured from Christmas Day through 12-29-2018! Thanks, everyone!)

Cover art by AmethystLongcat.

Part of the Remember Fort Libris print anthology, thanks to our Kickstarter supporters!

Celestia has reached the eldest age for an alicorn, and in order to continue lifting the sun for Equestria, she has no choice but to transform herself back into a filly.

She's left herself, and Luna some very detailed notes on what to do next.

*Breaks away from canon events happening in Season Nine. For example, Cozy Glow is still trapped within Tartarus.*

Twilight Sparkle figured having a drink wasn't bad, having another was even better, and even more would be even better. She went to sleep feeling awesome. Now she doesn't feel so good. Who the buck is in her bed, why does she smell fish everywhere, and why does everypony say she looks dashing?

Always fearing for her friends' safety, Twilight Sparkle takes it upon herself to create body doubles to use as protection.

Each body double looks just like the original.

Sounds just like the original.

And is also highly explosive.

Twilight Sparkle wants you to ignore that last part.

Vinyl Scratch makes a stupid online purchase for internet popularity.

Octavia is livid when she finds out what she bought.

But hey, it's not like they're in danger or anything because of said purchase, right?

....Right?