Your wife, the now-retired Celestia, has been acting strange lately. Tonight, she has something she needs to say, and the look on her face is all you need to know that it is important.

So important, in fact, that the trajectory of your lives hinges on your response.

This story is a sequel to Humbling Healthcare

After many weeks of scheming, Chrysalis has successfully infiltrated the Canterlot Castle to get some much-needed revenge. She's spent weeks carefully perfecting her routine, flawlessly becoming a maid for her foe, and she can practically taste victory on her tongue - or so she thinks...

Artwork by Xarakayx and edited by Evan (Twitter @evan555alpha)

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An entry in the Bloodlines Continuity

It isn't always easy putting up with family. Some of them are embarrassing, some try to tell you how to run your life, and some try to invade the capital city of Equestria. Queen Chrysalis may be gone, but for the owner and employees of the Metamorphosis spa and massage parlor, their work has just begun.

In the meantime, Chrysalis is in for a lot of angry letters...

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Luna has some rather strong opinions regarding punishment inside Equestria. These come to a head when Tempest Shadow's fate is to be decided.

My Little Pony: The Movie spoilers

Thanks to Tired Old Man for his input and Nova Quill/Firimil for her input and edits!

Luna vector by speedox12.

Feather Bangs was hungry for a meal and he ends up at The Tasty Treat. He tries the exotic food only to find out that it was made by Saffron Masala, the cook of the restaurant. Feather doesn't realize that Saffron also has a dad who knows how to handle stallions going after his daughter.

Background: set in an MLP/Transformers comic world. (References what happened to Megatron at the end of the fan comic "Tranformers vs My Little Pony" by kitfox-crimson on DeviantArt.)
Deceptions are now coming after Alicorn magic as well as unicorn magic. Autobots have set Ponyville as their center.

Summary: Starscream decides to go undercover in Ponyville to find out about the Autobot's plans. But, he meets and falls in love with a curtain purple, reformed unicorn.
(Also Published on FanFiction by me!)

While hanging out at Twilight's castle the subject of height comes up, Spike says that he always thought the Mane Six were the exact same height, aside from Twilight. However, they all find this absolutely ridiculous. There's obviously a difference! (This is not a sequel, but it does contain reference to my story "That's not my name")

Twilight, seeing that her friend needed a little bit of companionship, decided to help him get a date.

But boy, did he aim a little too high for her taste.

Now, her and Spike need to help this putz of a human snatch a date from one of the most undateable beings on the planet, Princess Celestia.

Needless to say, they're doomed.

Cover art used with permission by Lydia-Rawr

Warning: Story will contain horrible romance clichés, cutsieness, and all around silliness.

You have been warned.