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AlmondJoyous


I'm here to read stories about funny ponies and have a good ass time

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This story is a sequel to One Feather of a Fetish


The on-going romps of the perverted little Featherweight continues when his parents vists an old friend in Canterlot. He comes along to the explore the amazing surroundings of the massive town... just imagining which beatuiful mares or fillies would pose for his enjoyment.
However... his main yet possibly most difficult target... lies inside of the Canterlot Palace.

With this story, the perversion has been DOUBLED!!!

Both separate arts are not mine, but the combination is.

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Millennia after being banished from the face of Equestria, King Sombra stirs restlessly in his lightless prison, held alive only by his dark magic and the desire to take vengeance against the Elements of Harmony. Especially the one who sent him there.

Harmony, however, is an inscrutable force. One willing to grant him a second chance in a world far different from the one he remembers.

For now though, he only needs to head towards the light.


Many thanks to Equimorto for spending almost two months on meticulously proofreading and critiquing this story.

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Disclaimer: Story contains casual drug use.

Fluttershy awakens to a bright beautiful day. But something seems out of place...

Another short I wrote for Bean's Writing Group. Thanks to Ninjadeadbeard for the critique, and to Short-tale for the artwork!

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One little colt's talent turns into a huge fetish addiction! Witness Featherweight as he uses his camera skills to admire the wondrous physiques and features of the fillies and mares of Ponyville.

Rated TEEN for suggestive descriptions and many perverted imaginations from a little colt.

Man, I really made him a pervert? Yes, yes I did. Enjoy!

(She's not listed, but Berry Punch makes a main appearance too.)

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You are a Royal Day Guard. You are surprised one day to be approached by the Princess of the Night, who asks you to appear at her chambers that evening to perform an unknown task...

Written because I needed Luna cuddles.

EDIT: Featured 7/21/17! Thank you!
EDIT: Now with a reading by Kinetic Heat on Youtube, here!

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Business is booming for Zephyr Breeze's cosmetic startup. His loyal customers love his unique products.

Applejack hates them.

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In order to ensure Prince Blueblood does not threaten the security of the royal line of succession, Princesses Celestia and Luna devise a plan to remove the problem. Unfortunately, this involves removing Blueblood's balls.

In order to save his stallion-hood, Blueblood calls upon his friend and mane-stylist, Zephyr Breeze, to save him. Their solution? Get hitched.

Warning: This is a wacky fic, so there will be crazy character pairings and everyone is going to be at least a little out of character. Really, a lot of them will be way out of character. You have been warned.

Rated teen for swears and innuendos.

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Discord does not particularly care for Fluttershy's friend, Tree Hugger. So when she comes over to have her monthly mane treatment session with her, Discord directs her to the one mane stylist that could possibly make her mane worse: Zephyr Breeze.


Written (overnight) for Freglz for Jinglemas 2021.

Audio Reading by Admiral Stoic Rum

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Sprout was really, truly sorry for what he'd done to all the ponies of Maritime Bay - and beyond - during his power-fueled rampage. Really, he was! But sending him out into an atrociously muddy swamp to search for an obviously mythical flower in order to atone just felt like a bit too much! Plus now he has to deal with an annoyingly lost pink pegasus. And what's this now with the rhyming zebra?!


Written for the Generation 5 Bingo Writing Contest

Bingo card is in the author's note at the end of the story to avoid spoilers.

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Spoilers for the general plot and ending of the G5 movie.


The return of magic also caused the Crystal Empire to appear again, but two Crystal Ponies, banished from their homeland, wish to change that.
And now it's up to Sprout to stop them, save all of Equestria's magic, and accept that his family played a larger part in history than he would have enjoyed.


Written for the G5 Bingo Writing Contest. Prompts were "Sprout + is keeping a secret from + Sweets + Crystal Ponies + School for Gifted Unicorns".
Contains a silly plot, (intentionally) butchered history, and stereotypical Swedish/IKEA-ish proper names, mostly meaning that I added a bunch of unnecessary umlauts to vowels. =P I apologize to Prince Shining Armor, Princess Luna, and all Swedish people reading this. Also contains an actual IKEA name - Älvängen/Alvangen is/was a set of lamps, including a desk lamp.
Might do something else for the cover image later - right now it's nearly 1am and the deadline is upon me, so this needs to go out NOW. :twilightoops:

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