I’m excited; I am so excited! I'd never believe that I would finally have this chance in all my colthood lifetime! After some of the experiences that I had in Ponyville, I finally had the chance to do what I do best in a whole new environment… Canterlot! My parents were coming here to visit an old friend of theirs for her birthday… or was it a he? I don’t really remember.
Oh well, I asked my parents if I could come along so I could explore around the town. Heh, as always they completely trusted me 100%. After all, I never get into any real trouble and they thought that exploring the town could prove to be very beneficial to me and help broaden my knowledge of Canterlot history. My brother, Roid Rage, decided to stay home in Ponyville and… chill-out, but he did wish me luck in being successful of my mission. Now when I told my parents why I wanted to come, I didn’t completely bluff to them; I was going to explore around Canterlot, but mainly to the Canterlot Castle to visit our one and only ruler… our very kind, sweet… and very beautiful ruler. Maybe I could learn a few royal treatments from her… if you know what I mean.
*Ahem* so then; once we got there, my eyes became very wide at the wondrous sight of the town! I’ve never been here before except one time when I was only two years old; but I didn’t remember much from then. Seeing it now, it was truly a sight to behold!
Canterlot… the town of the royals and the rich and fancy, and everypony here acts so nonchalant. Such famous ponies are here and sometimes they won’t mind if you snap their picture; it's usually very fond to them to have their picture taken. Me and my camera… and lots of celebrities; perhaps this might be a little easier than I thought. But then again… could I truly trick the ruler of all Equestria to pose for me?
We settled down in a sweet –looking room in a hotel that my parents could afford. Once inside, I realized that I was really lucky. There were two separate bedrooms; one my parents could use and one that I can have all to myself. Plus, I could use that room to develop any pictures I would take, and my parents would never invade my privacy. *Sigh* I have such good parents.
Once morning came the next day, I was preparing myself to head out onto the streets and start my exposition. I made sure to get plenty of sleep, ate a healthy breakfast, and made sure I had my necessary picture taking materials.
“Mom, dad, is it okay if I could go out now?” I asked them as pleadingly as I could.
However, they thought that maybe I would want to at least get some rest first before I started to explore so early in the morning. I told them that I was fine and that I did go to bed early last night and that had some sweet dreams… such sweet, sweet, succulent dreams.
They were still a little worried for me; but even so, they still trusted me enough that I could take care of myself… I am a growing pony after all. Thankfully, they allowed me to go on ahead; they told me to be safe, don’t break any laws, and have fun.
Oh I’m going to have some fun alright, and I’ll do my best not to break any laws. By the way, is trying to capture more sexy mares and their flanks on photo against the law in Canterlot? If it is, then lock me up and throw away the key.
I waved good-bye to my parents… well; at least until I came to them again for lunch as I stepped outside the hotel doors. I straightened my camera on my neck, made sure my little mini-bag of camera film was nice and tug on my back, and I held my head and my sultry pride up high.
My name… is Featherweight; and I’m back! Heh heh, did you miss me?