I'm a dude who ended up greatly enamored with the show (only G4), but hates a lot of the people associated with it. Also, y’all need to go to horny jail.
[Prototype 2]/MLP crossover. One of Alex Mercer's Evolved gets sent to Equestria, stricken with an obsession with security, can this untrusting being ever find peace if he does not allow himself to?
I myself, am an amateur scientist, so naturally when offered to go on an expedition to take samples from an active volcano I accepted, although falling in and waking up in a new world as a burning horse no less was not what I was expecting.
A man wakes up to find he's inhabiting the body of a cartoon horse who wasn't exactly Mister Popular, judging from how shocked the locals are when he says things like 'please' and 'thank you'.
Tirek is freed from Tartarus and attacks Equestria. Celestia wants to send Discord to stop it. TD thinks that's a horrible idea, and takes matters into his own hands.
A human soul is stuffed into King Sombra's body. Having no idea what's going on, and thinking he is in some kind of coma, he just casually strolls into the Crystal Empire.