In an alternate reality, Discord found his love of chaos came in handy for babysitting young foals. For two thousand years, since he and the princess' were kids, he's babysat nearly everyone in Equestria. Now he's babysitting the cutie mark crusaders, and while he does he recounts with them his many babysitting jobs of your favorite characters as fillies, one by one.

*Picture created by johnjoseco*

Ponies need to die, just like people. Or the effects can be poisonous. All our princesses can do is think back now. And they need an idea.

At Princess Celestias´ School for gifted Unicorns Twilight and her best friends Bleach and Silverleaf have no clue, that their halcyon days will be over soon.
But when a horrible nightmare haunts her, one of her best friends gets murdered and creepy shadows take an attempt on her life, Twilight slowly realizes, that she and her friends are just small pawns in a devilish plan to resurrect demonic and destructive powers old as the world.

An old book finally gives her a hint, what´s really going on.
But can she and her left friend stop the plans of the dark malevolent pony?
And are they able to stop the reawakening of the old demonial powers of destruction?
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Some informations by myself:

This story plays about one to two years before the happenings of the series. It won´t look like that, but in the end, this story will fit to the events of the series, even if I´m writing an alternative way Twilight and Co. met each other the first time.
Mentioning that, a warning: The first chapter is only with Twilight. The others of the mane 6 appear not until chapter 2!

My other story 'The Halcyon Days' plays in the past of this story and shows the childhood of Twilight, Bleach and Silverleaf, how they got friends, and so on. It also details the stories of their past they are talking about in this story. Though, it isn´t fatal if you haven´t read 'The Halcyon Days'. You can understand this story without having read it.
It only gives the story and the characters more profoundness.

Anyway, that´s all, at first. I hope you´ll enjoy reading my story!

Current state:

Remember Cupcakes? Remember thinking how funny it would be if someone rewrote it to be completely sanitised and family-friendly? Oh. Well here it is anyway.

Credit to Sergeant Sprinkles for some of the dialogue carried over into this. As well as, of course, for writing this story's inspiration.

19/1/12: Made a tweak to a couple of sentences that felt clumsy. No major changes.

Twilight has been called up to teach at the School for Gifted Unicorns, and has to write her final letter to Princess Celestia. In it, she talks of the struggles of moving on, but that in the end, they will never forget.

I've wanted to submit something to the brony community for some time now; it's one of the greatest communities out there. Hope you readers like it C:

Trixie returns to Ponyville seeking to put things right between herself and the townsfolk. But when Twilight receives a letter from the Princess, Trixie gets the chance to live up to her previous boasting. Can she do it alone, or will she need the help of a certain purple unicorn?

Disclaimer: My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic is copyright Hasbro and was created by Lauren Faust. The Mane 6, the Great and Powerful Trixie, Spike, the Cutie Mark Crusaders, and every other creature featured in canonical episodes are part of that copyright. All ponies not featured in canonical episodes, such as the Great Lapis Lazuli and the Powerful Pyrite, are original characters from the author's imagination. This is a non-profit fan work made in celebration of a great show and the absolutely amazing fandom that follows it.

After Nightmare Night, Luna invites Twilight to tea, and they start spending more time together. Princess Celestia teases Luna about it sometimes.

Gerald McCormack, a 22 year old college student that is living by himself with his trusty butler, Gordon. When he stumbles upon a strange majestic-like woman in his own obstacle course--with a pair of Double D's I might add--he takes the woman in, and realizes she strongly resembles Princess Celestia! Will she be able to handle the human world that is so different from Equestria's? Or will she go into a paranoia freak out and Gerald would be forced to kick her out since she seems to be a crazed drug-addict hippy!?

LET'S FIND OUT!

Rated T for Violence & Language

Info about collab located here: http://www.fimfiction.net/index.php?view=group&group=405

As the head chef of your own cafe in Ponyville, food has always been your one true passion. However, a certain purple unicorn may help you discover a new love....

Sequel to my fic here.

Warning: This story is dumb, incredibly so.

Rainbow Dash watches her favorite show, My Little Human: Friendship is Survival. Will her 6 heroes save Earth from the hands of the evil democrats?

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This little masterpiece of English Literature is something I wrote up because at the moment I can't bring myself to focus on Medicine, Magic and Cynicism and another story I'm working on right now as well.